Fart Book Funny Stories For 6 Year Olds

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524791902

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No One Likes a Fart by Zoe Foster Blake Pdf

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2020-11-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798571030588

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Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by Jane Bexley Pdf

Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 31 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454941484

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Almost Everybody Farts by Marty Kelley Pdf

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2021-01-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1637310277

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Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred by Humor Heals Us Pdf

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2019-11-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 8293748044

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Super Farty Pants! by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen Pdf

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2014-09-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635018035

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Fart Book: Funny Stories For 6 Year Olds by El Ninjo Pdf

El Ninjo's new kid ebook that is called African Bean Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... a El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom , and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society! Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious and cover each African jungle animal and adventure in LOL style. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very funny jokes all by themselves and even without reading the short fart stories that come with each illustration adventure in the jungle. This fun stories are perfect just to look at as a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! Purchase this hilarious Superpower Kids with Dog Farts Illustrations and LOL! See you inside..

Author : Rafael Ordóñez
Publisher : NubeOcho
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2023-11-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9788419974747

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The World's Biggest Fart by Rafael Ordóñez Pdf

El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798554499067

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Freddie The Farting Snowman by Jane Bexley Pdf

Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Author : August O'Phwinn
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2011-10-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1452102813

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Farts Around the World by August O'Phwinn Pdf

What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2021-04-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798745521416

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Dad And Me Setting Farts Free by Jane Bexley Pdf

New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 329 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2014-08-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635018806

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Funny Stories For 6 Year Olds Gross Out Book by El Ninjo Pdf

El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"

Author : Luciano di Samosata
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2022
Category : Literary Collections
ISBN : 9791221313567

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A True Story by Luciano di Samosata Pdf

Author : Zia Molina
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2021-02-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798706621353

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Sunny The Farting Bunny by Zia Molina Pdf

Kids of all ages will love this silly, fun story about a bunny who just can't stop tooting! OH NO, Sunny the Bunny just can't stop tooting! With the help of her best friend, she tries all different remedies to cure her of all that farting. Kids will love finding out how Sunny finally gets cured along with the importance of good friends. Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting bunny's tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love animal fart books. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present an Easter basket Order today and the toots will be heading your way!

Author : C. Marko
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2017-02-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543292712

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Ninja Farts for Boys by C. Marko Pdf

The Ninja Farts For Boys book is a hilarious and disgusting story about ninja farting, kids farting, parents farting, and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a stomach-busting, gut-hurting, laugh-your-brains-out fart book for kids, but especially for boys who love farts and ninjas. And burping. And even loads of wet snot and boogers! You will love this story about wet farts and fart gas, and boys (and girls!) will giggle and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the farts we blow. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so silly! Children love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Ninja Farts For Boys is the perfect book for kids ages 6-10 and for adults who love gross farting. This book is sure to become a "disgusting" and eye-rolling family favorite. Start reading now ------------ Tags: ninja firsts for boys, fart book for boys, fart book for kids, fart book for children, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

Author : Zia Molina
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2021-03-29
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798729807871

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The Garden of Gassy Gnomes by Zia Molina Pdf

Kids will love this funny rhyming story about gnomes who come to life at night in a kids garden and start tooting! Emma and Sam have a great little garden growing. But one day, gnomes show up and start farting all over their plants! Emma and Sam try to get the gnomes to stop with hilarious results Kids will love finding out how Emma and Sam finally work out their problems with the farting gnomes! They will also learn a bit about gardening and bugs along the way. Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting gnomes tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love gnomes. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present funny gardening books garden story for kids Boys and Girls will have fun finding out how the gnomes and the children learn how to work together to grow the best garden!!