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Fart Proudly

Benjamin Franklin
Fart Proudly Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2003-03-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1583940790

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Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin Pdf

Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Fart Proudly

Benjamin Franklin
Fart Proudly Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2016-11-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1540503720

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Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin Pdf

"Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Jim Dawson
Did Somebody Step on a Duck Book PDF

Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2010-05-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781580083485

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Did Somebody Step on a Duck? by Jim Dawson Pdf

This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”

Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress and Fart Proudly

Benjamin Franklin
Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress and Fart Proudly Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2016-11-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1540750582

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Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress and Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin Pdf

Included in this edition are two of Benjamin Franklin's humorous essays. "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" is a letter by Benjamin Franklin dated June 25, 1745 in which Franklin counsels a young man about channeling sexual urges. Due to its licentious nature the letter was not published in collections of Franklin's papers in the United States during the 19th century. Federal court decisions from the mid- to late- 20th century cited the document as a reason for overturning obscenity laws. "Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.

Fart Proudly

Benjamin Franklin
Fart Proudly Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : North Atlantic Books
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2019-01-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781583949344

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Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin Pdf

A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are "The Letter to a Royal Academy"; "On Choosing a Mistress"; "Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable"; and other jibes. Franklin's irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

The Zen of Farting

Reepah Gud Wan
The Zen of Farting Book PDF

Author : Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2003-09-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781583940853

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The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan Pdf

In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

Fart Club

Angus Beeftickle
Fart Club Book PDF

Author : Angus Beeftickle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2015-12-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0692540873

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Fart Club by Angus Beeftickle Pdf

Angus Beeftickle, MD, has an emission mission. The brave doctor seeks to break down one of polite society's longest-standing taboos: He would return the fart to its rightful place. To let one fly in public is Beeftickle's dream. To toot on public transit. To play the intestinal tuba in elevators. To let the comic potential of a well-timed rip bring us together as brothers and sisters in a sonorous choir of nether horns. To share in an activity as old as time. In Fart Club, Beeftickle guides you through the wonderful world of flatulence. Explore how your body produces, transports, and releases gas; learn where and when to deploy your dirty bombs for best effect; and discover the food that maximizes your gaseous potential. Beeftickle even offers carefully crafted fart recipes-culinary offerings with delightfully colonic consequences. The rectal trumpets shall sound proudly from the college classroom to the high-class art museum. We will not be constrained. We will reclaim the right to play sweet butt-music where and when we get the urge. Let the world tremble at our gas-powered cacophonies. Let the self-righteous sneer and the timid faint. Let loose your intestinal orchestra, and fart with pride!

Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler

Aaron Reynolds
Fart Quest The Barf of the Bedazzler Book PDF

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
Page : 233 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2021-02-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781250206398

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Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler by Aaron Reynolds Pdf

“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.

Fart Quest

Aaron Reynolds
Fart Quest Book PDF

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2020-09-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781250206374

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Fart Quest by Aaron Reynolds Pdf

"Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.

The History of Farting

Benjamin Bart
The History of Farting Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Bart
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2013-04-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782431411

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The History of Farting by Benjamin Bart Pdf

This is a collection of papers from the Bart Collection on the history of farting. The collection was started by Benjamin Bart on discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, and are available with the help of the Australian Literature Council. The book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts. Also included are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge, and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favourite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically-minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.

Fart Proudly

Benjamin Franklin
Fart Proudly Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2016-11-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1540489329

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Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin Pdf

"Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.

Slobberknocker

Jim Ross,Paul O'Brien
Slobberknocker Book PDF

Author : Jim Ross,Paul O'Brien
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2017-10-03
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781683581147

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Slobberknocker by Jim Ross,Paul O'Brien Pdf

The Wrestling Biography You’ve Been Waiting For! There are few people who have been in the wrestling business longer than Jim Ross. And those who have made it as long as he has (half a century to be exact) probably made enemies or burned bridges. But that’s just not JR. Slobberknocker is the story of how an Oklahoman farm kid, with a vivid imagination and seemingly unattainable dreams, became “The Voice of Wrestling” to record TV audiences and millions of fans around the world. Jim opens up about his life as an only child on a working farm, who became obsessed with professional wrestling having first saw it on his grandparent’s TV. Even though the wrestling business was notoriously secretive and wary of “outsiders,” he somehow got a foot in the door to start a historic career, one where he held almost every job in the business?from putting up the ring to calling matches, from driving his blind, drunk boss towards revenge, to consoling two naked 600 pound brothers in the shower room after a rough match. With all those adventures and responsibilities, he’s also recognized as the man who built and nurtured a once-in-a-generation talent roster that took the WWE to new heights, including “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, and The Rock to name a few. Readers will finally get the opportunity to hear never-before-told stories about the politics, wackiness, and personalities of all the biggest stars. But this isn’t just a wrestling story. It’s a story about overcoming adversity and achieving your dreams, as success did not come without significant costs and unforeseen challenges to JR, including multiple bouts of severe facial paralysis called Bell’s Palsy. Currently the host of the podcast The Ross Report, any fan of wrestling?from the territory days to today?will be enthralled with stories from the road and behind the scenes. Slobberknocker is the first time Ross tells his story?and you don’t want to miss it!

Let Freedom Reign

Henry Russell
Let Freedom Reign Book PDF

Author : Henry Russell
Publisher : Fox Chapel Publishing
Page : 103 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2010-01-29
Category : History
ISBN : 9781607652212

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Let Freedom Reign by Henry Russell Pdf

On 10 May 1994, Nelson Mandela became South Africa's first black president, uttering the words 'let freedom reign' as part of his famous inaugural address. More than 100,000 people turned up to hear him speak. Mandela's great skill as an orator has enabled him to use the power of words as an important weapon in his fight against discrimination and injustice in the world. This collection, which marks the 20th anniversary of Mandela's release from prison in February 1990, explores how his electrifying speeches and impressive rhetoric helped bring about social and political change in South Africa, through, among other things, the dismantling of the apartheid system. Throughout his lifetime, Mandela has spoken about and written on such issues as global warming, HIV/AIDS, human rights, racism and discrimination and women's rights, and some of these are showcased in "Let Freedom Reign". In this book, author Henry Russell analyses the linguistic features, content and context of Mandela's speeches, revealing the oratory skill behind this great man's most inspiring words.

John Dewey's Ethics

Gregory Fernando Pappas
John Dewey s Ethics Book PDF

Author : Gregory Fernando Pappas
Publisher : Indiana University Press
Page : 738 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Conduct of life
ISBN : 9780253351401

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John Dewey's Ethics by Gregory Fernando Pappas Pdf

A thorough, definitive account of Dewey's ethics

Someone Farted

Bruce Eric Kaplan
Someone Farted Book PDF

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 46 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2018-04-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481490641

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Someone Farted by Bruce Eric Kaplan Pdf

Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”