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The Zen of Farting

Author : Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2003-09-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781583940853

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The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan Pdf

In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

Zen of Farting

Author : Reepah Gud Wan,Carl Japikse
Publisher : Enthea Press
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 1999-09-01
Category : Buddhism
ISBN : 0898048362

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Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan,Carl Japikse Pdf

Reepah Gud Wan was the Chinese Buddhist monk who first introduced Zen to Japan more than a millenium ago. Since then, his name has been lost to obscurity -- or perhaps posterity -- as have the true origins of Zen. But the recent discovery of an ancient manuscipt by a Taiwanese fisherman has rocked every Zen koan. The original Zen was actually the Zen of Farting -- a practical joke being played by Reepah on his students in the hope of shaking them out of their narrowminded views on religion. Here is the full text, in English, of the rice paper scroll written by Reepah's brother, setting forth the philosophy of his teaching -- and of partial farts, his adaptation of Zen to militant uses. The Zen of Farting is destined to be the humor hit of the new millenium.

Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2003-03-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1583940790

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Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks

Author : Perditus Pedale
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 1583940979

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The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks by Perditus Pedale Pdf

Is there anything more mysterious—and frustrating—than the disappearance of a sock? Investigating this common phenomenon from a quasi-scientific perspective, Dr. Perditus Pedale postulates a number of explanations, with many theoretical, historical, and contemporary asides. Though written in jest, the book addresses a conundrum that genuinely puzzles many. Included are interviews with passersby, comments from other authorities, and delightful illustrations—all created by Dr. Pedale, the domestic naturalist.

It All Began with a Bean: The True Story of the World's Biggest Fart

Author : Katie McKy
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2011-04-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781933718675

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It All Began with a Bean: The True Story of the World's Biggest Fart by Katie McKy Pdf

What happens when, one day, a dropped bean is devoured by ten flies, and hundreds of dogs eat cheese fallen from a truck, and thousands of runners begin gulping air, and all the people at home that morning have eggs for breakfast, and then they all fart at once? This hilarious book answers that intriguing question, as readers learn the after-effects of the world's biggest fart on the poor town where it happens, from poodles' curls going limp to elephants plugging their trunks with bananas. This unique picture book, with lighthearted illustrations, will entertain children and parents alike.

The Art of Farting

Author : Parviz Shirmohammadi
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2021-03-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1736742701

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The Art of Farting by Parviz Shirmohammadi Pdf

This hilarious comedy book entertains you and makes you and your entire family laugh endlessly. It serves as a funky guide for all your fart-related questions. Farting is an out-of-body experience for all people around you while you are doing it. After spending a long, tedious day, you deserve a chance to relax, laugh, and have a great time. It will help you to have a great time rolling on the floor laughing out loud. It goes over the history of releasing gas by humans since the dawn of time, the political effects of farting on different societies throughout history, how to handle a Farter in public, historical most-hated greatest windbreakers, how to locate a Farter, and a hilarious look on famous quotes, proverbs, movies, and TV programs, etc.

Brain Fart

Author : Sarah Royal
Publisher : RP Minis
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2018-04-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0762463783

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Brain Fart by Sarah Royal Pdf

Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Author : Robert M. Pirsig
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 1979
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0606039600

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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig Pdf

"With a new introduction by the author"--Jacket.

Complete Book of Farting

Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : Humor
ISBN : 185479440X

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Complete Book of Farting by Alec Bromcie Pdf

"The Complete Book of Farting" aims to present humourous, real-lifexperiences and stories from around the world.

The Last Happy Occasion

Author : Alan Shapiro
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
Page : 246 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 1997-10-27
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0226750361

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The Last Happy Occasion by Alan Shapiro Pdf

A coming-of-age story of an American Jew and aspiring writer in the '60s and '70s. In this memoir in six movements, Alan Shapiro recalls how poetry helped him make sense of his own and other people's lives.

Opening the Hand of Thought

Author : Kosho Uchiyama
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 257 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2004-06-15
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : 9780861713578

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Opening the Hand of Thought by Kosho Uchiyama Pdf

This book offers with infused and wise humor, an eminently practial presentation of meditation, and with clarity shows how Zen Buddhism can be an ever-unfolding path of inquiry.

Zen Teaching of Homeless Kodo

Author : Kosho Uchiyama Roshi
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2014-11-04
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781614290476

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Zen Teaching of Homeless Kodo by Kosho Uchiyama Roshi Pdf

Abandon your treasured delusions and hit the road with one of the most important Zen masters of twentieth-century Japan. Eschewing the entrapments of vanity, power, and money, "Homeless" Kodo Sawaki Roshi refused to accept a permanent position as a temple abbot, despite repeated offers. Instead, he lived a traveling, "homeless" life, going from temple to temple, student to student, teaching and instructing and never allowing himself to stray from his chosen path. He is responsible for making Soto Zen available to the common people outside of monasteries. His teachings are short, sharp, and powerful. Always clear, often funny, and sometimes uncomfortably close to home, they jolt us into awakening. Kosho Uchiyama expands and explains his teacher's wisdom with his commentary. Trained in Western philosophy, he draws parallels between Zen teachings and the Bible, Descartes, and Pascal. Shohaku Okumura has also added his own commentary, grounding his teachers’ power and sagacity for the contemporary, Western practitioner. Experience the timeless, practical wisdom of three generations of Zen masters.

Hardcore Zen

Author : Brad Warner
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2010-07
Category : Philosophy
ISBN : 9781458783691

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Hardcore Zen by Brad Warner Pdf

This is not your typical ''Zen'' book. Brad Warner, the young punk who grew up to be a Zen master, spares no one - just like Reality itself. This bold new approach to the Why of Zen Buddhism is as strongly grounded in the tradition of Zen as it is utterly revolutionary; Warner's voice is hilarious, and he calls on the wisdom of everyone from punk and pop culture icons a to the Buddha himself to make sure his points come through loud and clear. The subtitle (and the cover!) say it all; there has never been a book like this one.

Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids

Author : El Ninjo & Timmie Gu
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2014-09-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635016932

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Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids by El Ninjo & Timmie Gu Pdf

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3 + Dog Jerks Vol. 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! The situations go like: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound and many more... In Vol. 3 he faces situations like: * The Jungle Giant Boom * The Tear Gas Pop * The Jungle Bang * Original Kenia Beans With Sounds The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda lots more...

Best Graphic Novels For Kids: Farts Book

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2014-08-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635017786

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Best Graphic Novels For Kids: Farts Book by El Ninjo Pdf

This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenia clouds...