Festive As F Ck

Author : Weldon Owen
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2023-10-03
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN : 9798886740769

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Festive As F*ck by Weldon Owen Pdf

Who’s ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns–and maybe even make a few gifts to boot! Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2023
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 888674076X

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FESTIVE AS F-CK by Anonim Pdf

Author : V.T. Bonds
Publisher : V.T. Bonds
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2024-03-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Laid by the Liner by V.T. Bonds Pdf

“Bad girls get punished. Are you ready, tiny tigress?” -Deck On the verge of my first heat and desperate to protect my sister from the brutality of men, I fly into an omega rage when raiders attack my family’s fishing boat. When The Liner, the biggest, cruelest alpha I’ve ever seen, arrives with his crew and rescues my sister, only to threaten to hurt her if I don’t go with him, there’s only one thing I can do. Except, he doesn’t just want my obedience. He wants my submission. He wants to claim me. Break me. Own me. Light on plot, heavy on spice, dive into this ‘quick read’ dark dystopian human omegaverse romance knowing you’ll find triggering content, including a possessive alpha, a reluctant omega, and a delicious battle of wills that ends in Happily Ever After.

Author : Sarah Knight
Publisher : Little, Brown
Page : 16 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2016-11-28
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9780316471992

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How to Not Give a F*ck at Christmas by Sarah Knight Pdf

For a stressed-out, overbooked, steadfast giver of too many f*cks, the holidays can be your Kryptonite. In this season of giving, spending, going, doing, and more, it's all too easy to wear yourself out pleasing everyone else. In The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving A F*ck, Sarah Knight taught you how to shed your unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt, and devote your time and f*cks to things that make you happy. In this pint-sized ebook, she'll tell you how to apply the principles of not giving a f*ck that work for you 11 months of the year to the holiday season.

Author : Bobby Rakhit
Publisher : Rakhit Capital
Page : 220 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2022-10-17
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781739197407

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F$CK YOU MONEY by Bobby Rakhit Pdf

Hi, I am Bobby Rakhit, the creator of ‘F$CK YOU MONEY’ (FuM©), a somewhat unusual title for which I make no excuse; if you want to understand the concept, read the book. Whether this is the first or last business book you read, you will gain new insights and experience a few epiphanies by the time you reach the final page. I have written the contents of this book to shock you more than the title does, introducing you to an entirely new paradigm. Insights and ideas about the business of doing life. Doing life well, right through to its end. It is the first in a series of books that will turn your thinking inside-out, upside-down, and back to front. Changing your established mindsets to take you to a destination far from the one to which you are currently headed. Think life on another planet. I am interested in anyone who is ready for an adventure. If you are between twenty-five to thirty-five years old living in extended adolescence, I am talking to you. If you’re unemployed, binge-watching TV series on Mom and Dad’s couch, living in an unrealistic bubble of carefree juvenescence, I am talking to you. If you’re drifting on the wind of chance, hoping it will somehow get you where you want to be, I am talking to you. And anyone else between the age of student and pensioner. The industrial revolution birthed new careers far from the previous regime of family enterprises. The days when farmers, village cobblers, and blacksmiths were introduced to mechanised systems, creating jobs to suit the evolving progress of human needs. It was an unstoppable process of rapid development. Nothing compared to the lightning-fast digital revolution we live in right now, at a pace we hope to hold on to by our fingertips. The sweet spot of living life contentedly between fulfilled job satisfaction and a balanced personal life has become an elusive dream. For most, it is more of a work-life imbalance. Perfecting the way to say ‘F$CK YOU MONEY’ is learning to massage a successful career into a sustainable future of meaningful, satisfied contentment. Welcome aboard. I guarantee you an exciting journey. Your FuM© Director, Bobby Rakhit Entrepreneur, Author, Philanthropist, Creator of FuM© The Rakhit Foundation Beneficiaries The Rakhit Foundation is the fulfilment of a non-profit enterprise's dream to launch upliftment projects. The initial project will focus on selecting a small group of young orphans in Africa to assist with their daily needs, health, and education. The proceeds of the book sales, including the rest of the series, will go towards this and future projects. Online customers purchasing any version of the book (paperback, eBook, or audio) can donate one or more copies of any selected version through the website at www.fkyoumoney.org.

Author : Jack Rooke
Publisher : Random House
Page : 416 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2020-07-30
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781473584587

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Cheer the F**K Up by Jack Rooke Pdf

'Cheer the F**K Up is, without a doubt, the most meaningful and funniest book I have ever read on mental health and loss. Jack is a genius (fact) and he weaves together themes of love, grief, sexuality, trauma, growing up, mental health and friendship in a memoir that will stand the test of time. If you are a human living on this planet YOU NEED THIS BOOK! It has never been more important and never been more needed.' - Scarlett Curtis 'Once you've had the pleasure of reading a work by Jack Rooke, you'll have spent time with one of the funniest, warmest, most caring people I've ever known, and he'll feel like your new favourite friend. This book deals with difficult topics in such a beautiful, thoughtful and hilarious way. It's the book we all need in our lives.' - Nicola Coughlan This book will definitely make you laugh and might just make you cry, but it could also help save a life. Cheer the F**K Up is a bold, brilliant and very personal account of a young comedian’s experiences with mental health. An ode to the importance of friendship, Jack Rooke takes us on a mission to better understand the reasons why so many people are struggling, and how we can all feel better equipped in knowing how to support that one friend we might be that bit more worried about. Part comedic memoir, part advice guide, this book is a fresh and timely take on a huge issue very close to Jack’s heart – in 2015, while working as an ambassador for a male mental health charity, he lost one of his best friends to suicide. Taking you on a journey through his life and experiences with grief, sexuality, depression and more, Jack offers his own frank and powerful advice on how best to have meaningful conversations about a loved one’s state of mind. Hilarious and heart-breaking in equal measure, Cheer the F**K Up will definitely make you laugh and might just make you cry, but it could also help save a life.

Author : Alexandra Potter
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 332 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2020-11-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781529022810

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Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up by Alexandra Potter Pdf

Now a major TV series! Read the inspiration behind the hilarious new comedy Not Dead Yet, starring Gina Rogriguez (Jane the Virgin), Hannah Simone (New Girl) and Lauren Ash (Superstore). 'The new Bridget Jones' - Celia Walden, Telegraph 'Say hello to a book that will have you laughing with every page, whether you're 20, 40 or 80' - Heat A novel for any woman who wonders how the hell she got here, and why life isn't quite how she imagined it was going to be. And who is desperately trying to figure it all out when everyone around them is making gluten-free brownies. Meet Nell. Her life is a mess. In a world of perfect Instagram lives, she feels like a f**k up. But when she starts a secret podcast and forms an unlikely friendship with Cricket, an eighty-something widow, things begin to change. Because Nell is determined. This time next year things will be very different. But first, she has a confession . . . Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up by Alexandra Potter will make you laugh, and it might even make you cry. Above all, it will remind you that you're not on your own – we're all in this together. 'Brilliant! Laughing out loud' - Emma Gannon 'Funny but layered, light-hearted but surprisingly deep, this is a perfect and inspiring new year read' - Red

Author : Alexandra Potter
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 436 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2023-08-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781529098846

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More Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up by Alexandra Potter Pdf

More Confessions of a Forty-Something F##k Up: the laugh-out-loud sequel to the hilarious, WTF AM I DOING NOW?! runaway bestseller! 'The new Bridget Jones for our times' - Celia Walden, The Telegraph 'The story of Nell Stevens’ struggle through her imperfect, messy life doesn’t just make brilliant fiction, it’s turning into a cultural revolution!' - Matt Cain, author of The Madonna of Bolton There is no magical land you finally arrive at where everything is figured out, fixed and sorted. Life, like us, is a sum of moving parts, and if we’re lucky, we get to keep f**king up, figuring it out and laughing in the face of it all. Nell’s back. Her life still isn’t going to plan. And she’s still asking the big questions and getting none of the answers. Like, for example: 1. Why is falling in love so easy, but staying in love so hard? 2. What do you do when your friendships are put to the ultimate test? 3. Can we ever really live in the moment and leave the past behind? 4. When everything goes tits up, do you fall apart or jump on a plane to LA with Cricket (an eighty-something widow and your BFF)? 5. And when all else fails, will celebrity-scented candles, smashed avocados and Instagram filters save us?* In this hilarious, un-put-downable follow-up to the bestselling Confessions of a Forty-Something F##k Up, now the basis for the major TV series, Not Dead Yet, there are laugh-out-loud lessons to be learned, truths to be told, adventures to go on and joys to discover. But first, Nell has some more confessions . . . *#onlyjoking #sortof #LOL Praise for Alexandra Potter: 'Say hello to a book that will have you laughing with every page, whether you're 20, 40 or 80' - Heat 'Brilliant! Laughing out loud' - Emma Gannon, author of Olive 'Funny but layered, light-hearted but surprisingly deep, this is a perfect and inspiring new year read' - Red

Author : Holly Books
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2020-12-13
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798581039892

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Festive As F*ck! by Holly Books Pdf

Ready to relax and get creative? A fun Christmas swear word coloring book unlike any other! The Perfect Gifts For Christmas

Author : EduGorilla Prep Experts
Publisher : EduGorilla Community Pvt. Ltd.
Page : 506 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2022-09-08
Category : Education
ISBN : 9789355564139

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IBPS PO Main Exam : CRP PO/MT-XII | 1500+ Solved Questions (7 Mock Tests + 3 Previous Year Papers) by EduGorilla Prep Experts Pdf

• Best Selling Book in English Edition for IBPS PO Mains Exam (CRP XII) with objective-type questions as per the latest syllabus given by the Institute of Banking Personnel Selection.• Compare your performance with other students using Smart Answer Sheets in EduGorilla’s IBPS PO Mains Exam (CRP XII) Practice Kit.• IBPS PO Mains Exam (CRP XII) Preparation Kit comes with 10 Tests (7 Mock Tests + 3 Previous Year Papers) with the best quality content.• Increase your chances of selection by 16X.• IBPS PO Mains Exam (CRP XII) Prep Kit comes with well-structured and 100% detailed solutions for all the questions.• Clear exam with good grades using thoroughly Researched Content by experts.

Author : T. Patrick Sullivan
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2024-06-29
Category : Oldsmobile automobile
ISBN : 1610591224

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Oldsmobile 4-4-2 and W-Machine : Restoration Guide by T. Patrick Sullivan Pdf

These value-packed guides feature hundreds of photographs and a wealth of information necessary to restore interiors, exteriors, wiring, engines, transmissions, and accessories to factory-original condition.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Pale Bone Press
Page : 296 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2024-06-29
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0967017661

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Latin Lupus by Anonim Pdf

Author : Reuven Avinoam
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 448 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 1959
Category : Hebrew language
ISBN : IOWA:31858049616893

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מלון עברי־אנגלי שלם by Reuven Avinoam Pdf

Author : Joseph Leonhard Hilpert
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 686 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 1846
Category : English language
ISBN : HARVARD:HWSH8M

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German and English by Joseph Leonhard Hilpert Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 1828
Category : Electronic
ISBN : NLI:2864218-50

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“The” British Almanac ... Containing the Calendar of Remarkable Days and Terms ... Remarks on the Weather ... Astronomical Facts and Phenomena ... by Anonim Pdf