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Golf's Best Excuses

Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781510744769

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Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781492689041

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You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

Author : Justin Exner
Publisher : Berghahn Books
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1402202547

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501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot by Justin Exner Pdf

There is no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one just in case...

World's Greatest Golf Excuses

Author : Mark Oman,Hal Gevertz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0917346033

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The Golfer's Excuse Handbook

Author : Kurt Taylor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2022-11-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798887680132

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The Golfer's Excuse Handbook by Kurt Taylor Pdf

Do you have a friend or family member who loves golf? Better yet, do you know the frustration and hilarity that comes with trying to play this beautiful sport? Everyone who has experienced the game of golf understands that it can be frustrating, unfair, and embarrassing to play. Sometimes, if you are the sad individual who hit a poor shot, you might be tempted to provide an excuse to your playing partners. A good excuse can relieve the tension, and maybe even bring a few laughs. Sometimes, though, an excuse can be hilarious just by its lack of credulity. A golfer can chalk their bad shot up to anything, absolutely anything, and that's when the excuse becomes a funny moment. Golfers share these stories with their friends, and it's not the shot they remember, only the hilarious excuse. The Golfer's Excuse Handbook contains 250 excuses on a range of subjects all over the golf course, and a few that extend beyond the links! - Five different chapters, one for each group of excuses and the topics likely to draw a golfer's ire. - Each chapter features interesting golf history and trivia, as well! - There are also entertaining golf quotes from players, world leaders, and other well-known individuals within these pages. - Chapter subjects include the golf course itself, a golfer's playing partners, and the weather! This book will entertain any fan of the game, from those who watch the pros to anyone who dares to swing a club. Perhaps this book can start a conversation with friends and family members about who has the worst excuses on the course, or who has said the most outrageous line in a moment of shame. Maybe there's a golfer in your life that needs help with their excuse game! This book can also serve any golfer with a ton of ideas on how to deflect the embarrassment of that bad shot. And, if you have someone in your life who is particularly unskilled, they may need multiple excuses to make it through a round! This book is bound to bring a smile to anyone who has experienced the struggle of golf. It will make readers smile, laugh out loud, and most importantly, appreciate the joy and pain that is the game of golf. Grab a copy of The Golfer's Excuse Handbook and tee up the fun today!

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2016
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1492688444

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501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot by Justin J. Exner Pdf

You can blame your job ... You can blame the course ... You can blame mother nature ... Or you can blame your equipment ... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

501 Excuses to Play Golf

Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2004-05-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781402251153

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501 Excuses to Play Golf by Justin J Exner Pdf

Who needs an excuse to play golf? But just in case, this book will get you out on the course where you belong!

Great Golf

Author : Danny Peary,Allen F. Richardson
Publisher : Triumph Books
Page : 305 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2012-05
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781617496448

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Great Golf by Danny Peary,Allen F. Richardson Pdf

Providing a complete library of golf instruction in one volume, this compilation features a variety of valuable lessons drawn from the most famous, popular, and trailblazing golf books as well as classic and contemporary magazines. Going beyond the standard instructional manual, this is the only golfing reference that presents its information in the original words of the great champions, instructors, and authors--both male and female--while also covering every aspect of the game, integrating its history and the parallel development of its multibillion-dollar instruction industry. Featured instructors and players include Bobby Jones, Sam Snead, Joyce Wethered, Babe Didrikson Zaharias, Jack Nicklaus, Harvey Pennick, Chi Chi Rodriquez, Ernie Els, Tiger Woods, Nancy Lopez, Dave Pelz, and Vivien Saunders. Showcasing each lesson with feature boxes that condense essential instruction into handy bullet points, this volume's photographs clearly illustrate the best techniques while countless sidebars, quotes, and tips ensure it is destined to become a classic guide for a timeless sport.

Life Is a Best Remark from God

Author : Bob Onusko
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 394 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781770971523

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Life Is a Best Remark from God by Bob Onusko Pdf

Bob Onusko has heard many BEST REMARKS in his animated lifespan. The pages of this book are adorned with stories of Bob ranging from his mischievous boyhood adventures, through his working life, and in times of recreation enjoying his much loved sport, Golf. From watching Jackie Robinson play his first game in Pittsburgh to the story of his 3 day wedding, there are stories that will warm your heart and make you chuckle. He remembers fondly the times with friends and the humorous advice and comments that they made to him that remained with him forever as BEST REMARKS....

Assembly

Author : United States Military Academy. Association of Graduates
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 996 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 1965
Category : Electronic
ISBN : STANFORD:36105120901702

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My Amiable Uncle

Author : Susanah Mayberry
Publisher : Purdue University Press
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 1983
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0911198660

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My Amiable Uncle by Susanah Mayberry Pdf

Tarkington's grandniece recalls the multifaceted Indianapolis native who was the toast of the literary world from the early 1900s until his death in 1946.

Slaying the Tiger

Author : Shane Ryan
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 432 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2015-06-09
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9780553390674

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • In Slaying the Tiger, one of today’s boldest young sportswriters spends a season inside the ropes alongside the rising stars who are transforming the game of golf. For more than a decade, golf was dominated by one galvanizing figure: Eldrick “Tiger” Woods. But as his star has fallen, a new, ambitious generation has stepped up to claim the crown. Once the domain of veterans, golf saw a youth revolution in 2014. In Slaying the Tiger, Shane Ryan introduces us to the volatile, colorful crop of heirs apparent who are storming the barricades of this traditionally old-fashioned sport. As the golf writer for Bill Simmons’s Grantland, Shane Ryan is the perfect herald for the sport’s new age. In Slaying the Tiger, he embeds himself for a season on the PGA Tour, where he finds the game far removed from the genteel rhythms of yesteryear. Instead, he discovers a group of mercurial talents driven to greatness by their fear of failure and their relentless perfectionism. From Augusta to Scotland, with an irreverent and energetic voice, Ryan documents every transcendent moment, every press tent tirade, and every controversy that made the 2014 Tour one of the most exciting and unpredictable in recent memory. Here are indelibly drawn profiles of the game’s young guns: Rory McIlroy, the Northern Irish ace who stepped forward as the game’s next superstar; Patrick Reed, a brash, boastful competitor with a warrior’s mentality; Dustin Johnson, the brilliant natural talent whose private habits sabotage his potential; and Jason Day, a resilient Aussie whose hardscrabble beginnings make him the Tour’s ultimate longshot. Here also is the bumptious Bubba Watson, a devout Christian known for his unsportsmanlike outbursts on the golf course; Keegan Bradley, a flinty New Englander who plays with a colossal chip on his shoulder; twenty-one-year-old Jordan Spieth, a preternaturally mature Texan carrying the hopes of the golf establishment; and Rickie Fowler, the humble California kid striving to make his golf speak louder than his bright orange clothes. Bound by their talent, each one hungrier than the last, these players will vie over the coming decade for the right to be called the next king of the game. Golf may be slow to change, but in 2014, the wheels were turning at a feverish pace. Slaying the Tiger offers a dynamic snapshot of a rapidly evolving sport. Praise for Slaying the Tiger “This book is going to be controversial. There is no question about it. . . . It is the most unvarnished view of the tour—the biggest tour in the world—that I’ve ever read. And it’s not close.”—Gary Williams, Golf Channel “A must-read for PGA Tour fans from the casual to the most dedicated . . . This book is certain to be as important to this era as [John] Feinstein’s [A Good Walk Spoiled] was two decades ago. . . . A well-researched, in-depth look at the men who inhabit the highest levels of the game.”—Examiner.com “A masterfully written account of an important time in golf history.”—Adam Fonseca, Golf Unfiltered “Absolutely marvelous . . . Ryan’s writing flows and his reporting turns pages for you.”—Kyle Porter, CBS Sports “A riveting read.”—Library Journal “Ryan’s fresh look is just what we golfer/readers want.”—Curt Sampson, New York Times bestselling author of Hogan “Ryan does a fantastic job painting a thoughtful and accurate portrait of the new crop of heirs apparent.”—Stephanie Wei, Wei Under Par

Paper Tiger

Author : Tom Coyne
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 344 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2006-06-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781101216804

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"Think country-club clinic meets Navy Seals training. I will pay any price, bear any burden, leave my home to follow the seasons, build my own swing studio in the basement, construct a practice green in my backyard. . . . Everything the big boys have access to, I want double." Like most amateur golfers, Tom Coyne had often wondered whether the pros won because they were more talented or because they were more obsessed. Overweight and burdened by a 14 handicap, he decided to find out for himself what it takes to play like a pro. Charting his journey, which included hiring top golf gurus such as Dr. Jim Suttie—Paper Tiger takes readers from the Michelob tournament (a win for Tom) to the Australian Tour—where forty-mile-per-hour winds and a driving rain scare off his Japanese partners. With each chapter, he tracks his weight alongside his handicap, pursuing his dream with a reckless abandon that comes to involve hardcore diets, pricey technology, even psychologists. With echoes of Dead Solid Perfect and Who's Your Caddy? Tom brings his uniquely edgy, deeply human perspective to a game that can simultaneously bring out the best and the worst in everyone who tries to master it.

Golf and Life

Author : Major General Anil Sengar
Publisher : Notion Press
Page : 259 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2022-01-31
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9798885214612

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“There are two ways to win a golf tournament. The golfing way or the Taliban way, i.e. either shoot the lowest score or shoot the rest of the field dead. The second is easier, but that is not a choice for you and me. In life, you always have the power to choose which ball to play, and that makes all the difference.”Both golf and life must be productive and fun. This book is all about ‘How does one do it?’.After four decades on the golf course and six of life, I could describe both as a combination of great, good, bad and ugly. I believe it would be no different for most. I realise, while that won’t change too much, they can be fun, no matter what. It's all up to you.When you miss a three-foot putt or misjudge a chip, you tell yourself, “Oh shit, I should have done that rather than this.” And, when you play the same shot well the second time, you say, “Any fool can do it the second time.”Alas, we get just one chance to live. A lot of people do not get it right and wish they had lived differently. This book shares in a lighter vein, things that would make your golf and life more fun and more purposeful. Golf is not a hole in one place and life is not a sprint; both are full of intangibles. Neither is the fairway a level playing surface nor is life. Yet, some excel more often than others. Of those, some seem to enjoy the grind and some do not. And, that is not about talent alone.This book derives life’s lessons from golf. It covers varied aspects covered in five Parts and 19 Holes. It also includes brief, life-changing aspects of self-development and leadership, subjects on which I have written five books that continue to transform lives. While Part IV is on leadership, Part V deals with Kay El’s resolution to make a difference in society for the better, Ekla Chalo re. Paradoxically, this book is both hilarious and serious at the same time. Like the greens, the business end is serious, but the walk through the fairways is fun and energising. It guarantees a chuckle and helps you become a smarter and a happier version of yourself. You have just one life, make sure it is fun, no matter what.

Psychology in Professional Sports and the Performing Arts

Author : Robert J. Schinke,Dieter Hackfort
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 317 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2016-08-04
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781317612537

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Psychology in Professional Sports and the Performing Arts by Robert J. Schinke,Dieter Hackfort Pdf

The relationship between sport and exercise psychology and the realm of professional sport and performance has grown exponentially in recent years. Elite athletes increasingly see the value in seeking psychological advice and expertise, while consultants now work in a wider range of elite performance environments. This is a unique and timely collection that brings together the experiences and knowledge of a range of applied psychologists working in these exciting industries.