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Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781492689041
You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1492641227
There's no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one ready just in case, or 501 for that matter.
Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2000-11
Category : Golf
ISBN : 096653199X
Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2004-05-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781402251153
Who needs an excuse to play golf? But just in case, this book will get you out on the course where you belong!
Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781510744769
Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
Author : Mark Oman,Hal Gevertz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0917346033
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2020
Category : Golf
ISBN : 0473557460
Author : Kurt Taylor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2022-11-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798887680132
Do you have a friend or family member who loves golf? Better yet, do you know the frustration and hilarity that comes with trying to play this beautiful sport? Everyone who has experienced the game of golf understands that it can be frustrating, unfair, and embarrassing to play. Sometimes, if you are the sad individual who hit a poor shot, you might be tempted to provide an excuse to your playing partners. A good excuse can relieve the tension, and maybe even bring a few laughs. Sometimes, though, an excuse can be hilarious just by its lack of credulity. A golfer can chalk their bad shot up to anything, absolutely anything, and that's when the excuse becomes a funny moment. Golfers share these stories with their friends, and it's not the shot they remember, only the hilarious excuse. The Golfer's Excuse Handbook contains 250 excuses on a range of subjects all over the golf course, and a few that extend beyond the links! - Five different chapters, one for each group of excuses and the topics likely to draw a golfer's ire. - Each chapter features interesting golf history and trivia, as well! - There are also entertaining golf quotes from players, world leaders, and other well-known individuals within these pages. - Chapter subjects include the golf course itself, a golfer's playing partners, and the weather! This book will entertain any fan of the game, from those who watch the pros to anyone who dares to swing a club. Perhaps this book can start a conversation with friends and family members about who has the worst excuses on the course, or who has said the most outrageous line in a moment of shame. Maybe there's a golfer in your life that needs help with their excuse game! This book can also serve any golfer with a ton of ideas on how to deflect the embarrassment of that bad shot. And, if you have someone in your life who is particularly unskilled, they may need multiple excuses to make it through a round! This book is bound to bring a smile to anyone who has experienced the struggle of golf. It will make readers smile, laugh out loud, and most importantly, appreciate the joy and pain that is the game of golf. Grab a copy of The Golfer's Excuse Handbook and tee up the fun today!
Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2017-02-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543284973
For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Author : Arthur James Wells
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 870 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2007
Category : Bibliography, National
ISBN : UOM:39015066381453
Author : Alison Thietje,Robert Hartman
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2000
Category : Exercise
ISBN : 1886110891
Thietje introduces a refreshing approach to golf which combines golf and fitness, insisting that the benefits of her concept can most of all help the amateur player. 50+ exercise photos. Illustrations.
Author : Christopher Obetz
Publisher : Rizzoli Universe Promotional Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2010-04-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0789320444
In this intriguing book, Christopher Obetz has drawn the best illustrations from the complete archive of Anthony Ravielli's work to best illustrate grips, swings, stances, special and trouble shots, and intentional slices and hooks that can be used for a lifetime of successful golf.
Author : Charlotte Croker,Chester Croker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2019-11-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1705878121
This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
Author : Charles Rapshot
Publisher : Headline Welbeck Non-Fiction
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2024-10-24
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781035425495
Do you know someone who plays golf? Then you know someone who struggles with golf. It's a hard sport! (Or, at least, that's what they say.) In this, the ultimate survival guide to the game, Charles Rapshot shows you how to get back your love of the game (or make excuses as to why you hated it all along). Featuring: - Alternative rules for bad golfers - Ready-made excuses for when it's just not your day - Slang for bad shots (that makes them a little funnier) - A fool-proof guide to finding lost balls - Inspirational quotes to help you pick yourself back up - Stories of other people's failures (to make you feel less alone) - Fun games to make being out there fun. - And many, many more... With this brilliant book packed full of excuses, tips, tricks and secrets to finally enjoy your game, you'll never have a bad moment out there. And who knows, it might even help you improve.* (*Not guaranteed.)
Author : Clive Scarff
Publisher : Ravenrock Publishing Incorporated
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2011-09
Category : Golf
ISBN : 192706905X
Do you suck at golf? Do you know someone who does? While written in a tongue-in-cheek style, Why You Suck at Golf is an informative and education manual chronicling the most common mistakes golfers make when playing this wondrous game. From arriving too late for your tee time, to trying to keep your head too still, if there is a common, easily correctible mistake a golfer makes it is in this book. 52 chapters in all, each discussing a mistake and how to correct it. So whether you want to have a little dig at the golfaholic among your friends or family, or serious about eradicating shot-costing mistakes in your game, "Why You Suck at Golf" is a must read. Written by Teaching Professional Clive Scarff, author of the #1 ranked "Hit Down Dammit " golf instruction book, also available on Amazon.
