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Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781492689041
You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2016
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1492688444
You can blame your job ... You can blame the course ... You can blame mother nature ... Or you can blame your equipment ... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Author : Justin Exner
Publisher : Berghahn Books
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1402202547
There is no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one just in case...
Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2000-11
Category : Golf
ISBN : 096653199X
Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2004-05-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781402251153
Who needs an excuse to play golf? But just in case, this book will get you out on the course where you belong!
Author : Kurt Taylor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2022-11-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798887680132
Do you have a friend or family member who loves golf? Better yet, do you know the frustration and hilarity that comes with trying to play this beautiful sport? Everyone who has experienced the game of golf understands that it can be frustrating, unfair, and embarrassing to play. Sometimes, if you are the sad individual who hit a poor shot, you might be tempted to provide an excuse to your playing partners. A good excuse can relieve the tension, and maybe even bring a few laughs. Sometimes, though, an excuse can be hilarious just by its lack of credulity. A golfer can chalk their bad shot up to anything, absolutely anything, and that's when the excuse becomes a funny moment. Golfers share these stories with their friends, and it's not the shot they remember, only the hilarious excuse. The Golfer's Excuse Handbook contains 250 excuses on a range of subjects all over the golf course, and a few that extend beyond the links! - Five different chapters, one for each group of excuses and the topics likely to draw a golfer's ire. - Each chapter features interesting golf history and trivia, as well! - There are also entertaining golf quotes from players, world leaders, and other well-known individuals within these pages. - Chapter subjects include the golf course itself, a golfer's playing partners, and the weather! This book will entertain any fan of the game, from those who watch the pros to anyone who dares to swing a club. Perhaps this book can start a conversation with friends and family members about who has the worst excuses on the course, or who has said the most outrageous line in a moment of shame. Maybe there's a golfer in your life that needs help with their excuse game! This book can also serve any golfer with a ton of ideas on how to deflect the embarrassment of that bad shot. And, if you have someone in your life who is particularly unskilled, they may need multiple excuses to make it through a round! This book is bound to bring a smile to anyone who has experienced the struggle of golf. It will make readers smile, laugh out loud, and most importantly, appreciate the joy and pain that is the game of golf. Grab a copy of The Golfer's Excuse Handbook and tee up the fun today!
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Limited
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2019-04-10
Category : Golf
ISBN : 0473478757
Golf quotations from Tiger Woods and many others. Funny, thought-provoking quotations and golf stories from PGA Tour players, bestselling writers, and people from all walks of life are in this book. A creative collection of wonderful and entertaining quotes about life and golf! A wonderful reference for golf speeches and golf gatherings.
Author : Mark Oman,Hal Gevertz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0917346033
Author : Ray Foley
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2009-05-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781402247477
God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781510744769
Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
Author : Charlotte Croker,Chester Croker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2019-11-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1705878121
This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2020
Category : Golf
ISBN : 0473557460
Author : Harry Vardon
Publisher : DigiCat
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2022-08-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN : EAN:8596547170525
DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Complete Golfer" by Harry Vardon. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.
Author : Clive Scarff
Publisher : Ravenrock Publishing Incorporated
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2011-09
Category : Golf
ISBN : 192706905X
Do you suck at golf? Do you know someone who does? While written in a tongue-in-cheek style, Why You Suck at Golf is an informative and education manual chronicling the most common mistakes golfers make when playing this wondrous game. From arriving too late for your tee time, to trying to keep your head too still, if there is a common, easily correctible mistake a golfer makes it is in this book. 52 chapters in all, each discussing a mistake and how to correct it. So whether you want to have a little dig at the golfaholic among your friends or family, or serious about eradicating shot-costing mistakes in your game, "Why You Suck at Golf" is a must read. Written by Teaching Professional Clive Scarff, author of the #1 ranked "Hit Down Dammit " golf instruction book, also available on Amazon.
Author : Bobbi Fisher
Publisher : Heinemann Educational Books
Page : 332 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Education
ISBN : UVA:X004210852
This new edition of Joyful Learning not only demonstrates how to link student-centered theory and practice in the preschool and kindergarten classroom, but also provides a detailed index and new routines, activities, and strategies.