Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2011-09-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1446346455
How Do You Light a Fart
Bobby Mercer
How Do You Light A Fart
How Do You Light A Fart Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle version is available to download in english. Read online anytime anywhere directly from your device. Click on the download button below to get a free pdf file of How Do You Light A Fart book. This book definitely worth reading, it is an incredibly well-written.
How Do You Light a Fart?
Bobby Mercer
Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2009-04-18
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781440519871
How Do You Light a Fart? by Bobby Mercer Pdf
Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!
Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting
P. J. Whitehill
Author : P. J. Whitehill
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2008-07-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781435734425
Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting by P. J. Whitehill Pdf
This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Farts are like Snowflakes
Jamie Grant
Author : Jamie Grant
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2021-09-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781039115699
Farts are like Snowflakes by Jamie Grant Pdf
With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
I'll Get By
Harry Marlin
Author : Harry Marlin
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
Page : 981 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2011-09
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781426994968
I'll Get By by Harry Marlin Pdf
Author Harry Marlin met everything in life head on. This collection of his writing explores a lifetime's experiences-growing up in tiny Blanket, Texas, during the Great Depression; flying combat missions over Germany during World War II; and managing life's perplexities. Called the "Will Rogers of Central Texas," Marlin wrote a weekly column for the Brownwood Bulletin for eleven years. I'll Get By presents the first volume of compilations of his best stories taking a humorous look at a plethora of topics. "The Barbecue Smokes, but the Customers Can't" explores the ins and outs of the Texas tradition of barbecuing. In "Where Summer's Lovely Roses Still Bloom," Marlin reminisces about the dreadful summers spent picking cotton. "The Place They Didn't Catch Clyde Barrow" describes how the news of Bonnie and Clyde running rampant in 1934 took the edge off of an otherwise depressing existence. Colorful and witty, I'll Get By provides insights into life in rural Texas during the Great Depression and shows that humor can provide relief in many challenging situations.
The Fart Tootorial
Dan DiSorbo,Ben Applebaum
Author : Dan DiSorbo,Ben Applebaum
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 123 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2013-03-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452105024
The Fart Tootorial by Dan DiSorbo,Ben Applebaum Pdf
Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Who Cut the Cheese?
Jim Dawson
Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 191 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 1998-12-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781580080118
Who Cut the Cheese? by Jim Dawson Pdf
We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.
The Complete Book of Farts
Alec Bromcie
Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2011-10-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781101547571
The Complete Book of Farts by Alec Bromcie Pdf
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Did Somebody Step on a Duck?
Jim Dawson
Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2010-05-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781580083485
Did Somebody Step on a Duck? by Jim Dawson Pdf
This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Fart for Freedom
C.S. Davies
Author : C.S. Davies
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 377 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2010-12-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781452056036
Fart for Freedom by C.S. Davies Pdf
Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.
The Zen of Farting
Reepah Gud Wan
Author : Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2003-09-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781583940853
The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan Pdf
In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'
Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder
Jo Nesbo
Author : Jo Nesbo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 170 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2011-12-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780857077127
Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder by Jo Nesbo Pdf
Doctor Proctor has finally created something to help him fulfil his dream of becoming a famous inventor - a super-strength fart powder that can propel people into outer space! And with the help of his new neighbour Nilly, and Nilly's friend Lisa, Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder is ready to go worldwide! But ruthless twins Truls and Trym are determined to get hold of the powder for themselves. Their plot to spoil the Doctor's plans sparks a fart-filled adventure involving a firework extravaganza, a trip to prison and an escaped anaconda. Full of humour and witty dialogue, Jo Nesbøcreates wonderfully weird characters and lets his imagination run wild in his delightful children's book début.
Legend of Holy Door
Dian ShuiHu
Author : Dian ShuiHu
Publisher : Funstory
Page : 648 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2020-06-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781649484499
Legend of Holy Door by Dian ShuiHu Pdf
Young Ye Zangming, Green Lotus Pearl. The strong wind blew against the willow tree, neutralizing the irreversible situation; the Fiery Blaze Needle pierced through the gate of rebirth with a faint glow. After entering the World Gate, a beautiful woman appeared within the world tomb. After experiencing life and death several times, she would obtain the benefits of being able to destroy the heavens. On the road of no return, brothers share the same heart, and the true and false know what a hero is. Outside of Cheng City, demons flew in a frenzy, and people kowtowed to become true kings. The Three Gates of Life and Death would swarm over the world, turning the sun and moon into a new song. The Cave of Samsara, surrounded by mountains, had smoke rising from all corners of the world, looked like a painting in the tenth generation, and within the compass formation, four ferocious beasts and a hundred thousand devil soldiers would be reduced to fragments after ten thousand years of enmity. Her beauty was old, and she had no desire for marriage. She could only look forward to dancing with the king for all eternity. Hand-to-hand desire, the crippled king, life does not love, just to join hands to advance the new article. Communicator 476311286 [Wrap]
Jo Nesbo's Fart Powder Series
Jo Nesbo
Author : Jo Nesbo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 1240 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2012-04-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781442461826
Jo Nesbo's Fart Powder Series by Jo Nesbo Pdf
An eBook boxed set of Jo Nesbo's Fart Powder series, featuring Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder, Bubble in the Bathtub, and Who Cut the Cheese?. In Dr. Proctor's Fart Powder, eleven-year-old Nilly moves to his new neighborhood in Oslo, Norway, and meets his neighbor, Doctor Proctor, an eccentric professor who invents wacky potions and powders—including an industrial strength fart powder that can send people to outer space. Bubble in the Bathtub features even more hijinks as Doctor Proctor has plans for a new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he’s going back to change the course of history. But when things go wrong, it’s up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to reunite the two lovebirds. In Who Cut the Cheese? Nilly, Lisa, and Doctor Proctor are too busy inventing things to watch TV, and everyone says they’re missing out on the hot singing competition. But then Nilly and Lisa notice that their friends and family are acting really weird. And the only people acting weird…are the ones watching TV.
FART FACTORY PRESENTS:
Dan Sylvestre
Author : Dan Sylvestre
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2015-11-17
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781503590007
FART FACTORY PRESENTS: by Dan Sylvestre Pdf
Consider yourself forewarned, Sylvestre’s second book is a far cry from the cute and charismatic characters of the Great Grocery Getaway. This second set of stories is filled with the filthiest and foulest flock of friends the universe has ever known. Immerse yourself in their icky adventures if you dare, although this author abolishes himself of absolute responsibility regarding your reactions or any fart future actions. Happy farting, I mean reading, my friends.
