I Am Fartacus

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I Am Fartacus

Mark Maciejewski
I Am Fartacus Book PDF

Author : Mark Maciejewski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2017-04-18
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481464215

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I Am Fartacus by Mark Maciejewski Pdf

It’s jocks vs. nerds as a tween and his cadre of misfits go to hilarious lengths to bring down their enemies in this laugh-out-loud MAX novel. Chub is a short, accidentally bald, middle school outcast with no chance of ever becoming one of the popular kids. With help from his personal band of like-minded misfits (not to mention tactics gleaned from the Colonel, a US military vet with toenail issues), Chub’s determined to bring down his nemesis, class hero and now potential class president, Archer, or the Arch—the very guy who betrayed Chub with the lice-killing potion that left him bald as a billiard ball. If the Arch gets to be president, Chub knows his life is officially over. Chub’s got a lot of dirt on the Arch: embarrassing photos and underwear about to fly from the school flagpole, for starters. But then he discovers that there are some very dangerous skeletons in Archer’s closet, and more at stake than just a few middle school reputations. With a lot of help from his friends, Chub sets off to bring down an evil empire—and inadvertently become the least likely hero that Alanmoore Middle School’s ever seen.

I Am Fartacus

Mark Maciejewski
I Am Fartacus Book PDF

Author : Mark Maciejewski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2017-04-18
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481464208

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I Am Fartacus by Mark Maciejewski Pdf

When Chub leads his cadre of middle school misfits in an effort to bring down the evil empire led by his nemesis Arch, he inadvertently becomes the school hero.

Electric Boogerloo

Mark Maciejewski
Electric Boogerloo Book PDF

Author : Mark Maciejewski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2018-07-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481464246

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Electric Boogerloo by Mark Maciejewski Pdf

Chub and his group of misfit friends—including some new recruits—try to track down the school’s missing mascot in the hilarious and heartwarming sequel to I Am Fartacus. It’s a new year, and a chance for Chub to make a fresh start at Alanmoore Middle School. After all, he now has a “cadre” of misfits behind him, and his feud with Archer “The Arch” Norris seems to have cooled off over the summer. Could seventh grade be the year that Chub keeps his nose out of trouble? One thing Chub didn’t count on? The new principal “Mizzz Lockhart”—a steely-eyed disciplinary maniac with a zero-tolerance policy for mischief who is just waiting to make an example out of Chub. When Lockhart’s precious sculpture—a hideous modern-art rendering of the school mascot that Chub dubbed “The Boogerloo”—disappears, both Chub and Archer are blamed for the theft. Worse still, they’re faced with expulsion (which for Chub means being shipped off to Poland) unless they can produce the Boogerloo in forty-eight hours. It’s up to Chub, Archer, Shelby, Moby, and Megumi (the new student whom both Chub and Archer are crushing on) to find the Boogerloo before Chub gets kicked out of school—and maybe the country—for good.

Fartacus

Claire Shepherd
Fartacus Book PDF

Author : Claire Shepherd
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2020-02-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798610257259

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Fartacus by Claire Shepherd Pdf

Fartacus is a I Am Fartacus Funny Fart Joke Book Notebook Journal. Get yours today! Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Lined Pages: 110

Behold Fartacus

Claire Shepherd
Behold Fartacus Book PDF

Author : Claire Shepherd
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2020-02-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798608134555

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Behold Fartacus by Claire Shepherd Pdf

Behold Fartacus is a I Am Fartacus Notebook Fartacus Maximus Spartacus Notebook Ancient Greek Gods Spartan Way Funny Fart Joke Book. Get yours today! Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Lined Pages: 110

The Farting Dragon

Olivia Li
The Farting Dragon Book PDF

Author : Olivia Li
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2014-11-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1503174891

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The Farting Dragon by Olivia Li Pdf

Frank is a friendly dragon, but he has a problem. Wherever Frank goes and whatever Frank is doing, he farts. Frank does not fart little tiny farts; he farts big, stinky dragon size farts. Because of his farting, his friends are reluctant to play with him, but they do find it funny when he farts. Frank's friend Oliver has a similar problem, only instead of farting, he sneezes fire. When Oliver gets a cold, he coughed out fire, setting the whole forest on fire. What Frank can do to save the forest ?

33 Minutes

Todd Hasak-Lowy
33 Minutes Book PDF

Author : Todd Hasak-Lowy
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2014-01-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781442445017

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33 Minutes by Todd Hasak-Lowy Pdf

An epic lunch period leads to a fateful showdown as small, skinny seventh-grader Sam's former best friend--now a popular athlete--promises to beat Sam up at recess in exactly thirty-three minutes.

Lupe Wong Won't Dance

Donna Barba Higuera
Lupe Wong Won t Dance Book PDF

Author : Donna Barba Higuera
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 276 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2020-09-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781646140046

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Lupe Wong Won't Dance by Donna Barba Higuera Pdf

My gym shorts burrow into my butt crack like a frightened groundhog. Don't you want to read a book that starts like that?? Lupe Wong is going to be the first female pitcher in the Major Leagues. She's also championed causes her whole young life. Some worthy...like expanding the options for race on school tests beyond just a few bubbles. And some not so much...like complaining to the BBC about the length between Doctor Who seasons. Lupe needs an A in all her classes in order to meet her favorite pitcher, Fu Li Hernandez, who's Chinacan/Mexinese just like her. So when the horror that is square dancing rears its head in gym? Obviously she's not gonna let that slide. Not since Millicent Min, Girl Genius has a debut novel introduced a character so memorably, with such humor and emotional insight. Even square dancing fans will agree...

Where’S Your Hair, Hannah?

Hannah Catherine Green
Where S Your Hair Hannah Book PDF

Author : Hannah Catherine Green
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 25 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2017-12-15
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781546286479

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Where’S Your Hair, Hannah? by Hannah Catherine Green Pdf

Some people look, and some people stare because she is bald where theres usually hair. Hannah has lost her hair, which makes her look different from her classmates, and they dont understand why. Join them in asking Hannah how she lost her hair, and learn with them the importance of understanding and celebrating difference.

The EngiNerds Strike Back

Jarrett Lerner
The EngiNerds Strike Back Book PDF

Author : Jarrett Lerner
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2021-02-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781534469365

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The EngiNerds Strike Back by Jarrett Lerner Pdf

Ken and his EngiNerds crew return in another nutty and nerdy adventure as they face down an alien to save the planet! Alien invasion? At the end of Revenge of the EngiNerds an alien appeared, and it turns out he’s the real deal. He explains he was sent to Earth as an envoy to scope things out for a planned massive, futuristic billboard—which will mean demolishing the planet! Here? On Earth? In their town? Not if the EngiNerds have anything to say about it. Time to save the day and the planet!

Revenge of the EngiNerds

Jarrett Lerner
Revenge of the EngiNerds Book PDF

Author : Jarrett Lerner
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2020-02-18
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481468756

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Revenge of the EngiNerds by Jarrett Lerner Pdf

In their latest caper, Ken and his EngiNerds crew are on the hunt for just one rogue robot. But who knows what kind of mayhem one mechanical creature can cause? And why is Ken the only EngiNerd who's worried about the runaway robot?

Momentous Events in the Life of a Cactus

Dusti Bowling
Momentous Events in the Life of a Cactus Book PDF

Author : Dusti Bowling
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 202 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2019-09-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454933304

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Momentous Events in the Life of a Cactus by Dusti Bowling Pdf

“High School. Two words that struck fear into the heart of every armless middle schooler I knew. Which was me. And like two people online.” The sequel to the critically acclaimed Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus follows Aven Green as she confronts yet another challenge: high school. “Those preparing to ‘slay the sucktastic beast known as high school’ will particularly appreciate this spirited read.” —Kirkus (Starred review) Just as Aven starts to feel comfortable in Stagecoach Pass, with her friends and schoolmates accustomed to her lack of “armage,” everything changes once again. She’s about to begin high school . . . with 3,000 new kids to stare at her. And no matter how much Aven tries to play it cool, nothing prepares her for the reality. In a year filled with confusion, humiliation, and just maybe love, can Aven manage to stay true to herself?

Time for the Stars

Robert A. Heinlein
Time for the Stars Book PDF

Author : Robert A. Heinlein
Publisher : CAEZIK SF & Fantasy
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2024-01-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 164710095X

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Time for the Stars by Robert A. Heinlein Pdf

"Rarely has Heinlein pushed his imagination further...a vivid, stirring experience."--Chicago Tribune "One of the superb Heinlein stories that has excitement, urbanity, humanity, rationality, pace, understanding, and is a joy to read."--The New York Times With over-population stretching the resources of Earth, the need to find and colonize other Terra-type planets is becoming crucial to the survival of the human race. But finding these planets is time-consuming and very costly. With a seemingly inexhaustible budget, the scientists at the Long Range Foundation create the remarkable Torchships, which are able to traverse to different Star Systems within the matter of months. However, communication between Earth and these ships would still take countless years--even decades. How would they alert Earth of the planets they find? Tom and Pat are recruited by LRF to become the human transmitters and receivers for the mission. Growing up together they had felt like they were so similar, so in sync, that it was almost as if they read each other's minds.... Only to discover, that was indeed what they could do. Along with other telepathic pairings, their abilities are tested, and it is discovered that time nor distance impedes their connection; communication between Earth and the Torchships would be instantaneous. But there is a catch: during the course of the mission, while one of them stays behind and grows old, on Earth, the other will be traversing the stars, and--if he survives--will return a young man. "The word that comes to mind for him is essential. As a writer--eloquent, impassioned, technically innovative--he reshaped science fiction in the way that defined it for every writer who followed him.... He was the most significant science fiction writer since H. G. Wells."--Robert Silverberg

Aven Green Sleuthing Machine

Dusti Bowling
Aven Green Sleuthing Machine Book PDF

Author : Dusti Bowling
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 88 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2021-05-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454941842

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Aven Green Sleuthing Machine by Dusti Bowling Pdf

Third-grader Aven Green has been solving mysteries for a really long time—a whole month! She’s solved many important cases like The Mystery of the Cranky Mom, The Mystery of the Missing Ice Cream, and The Mystery of the Smelly Feet. Her record is nearly 100% (only The Mystery of the Cereal in My Underpants remains unsolved to this day). Aven asks all the right questions, wields her detective kit carefully, and follows up on every clue. Then her teacher’s lunch bag (with her lunch still in it) is taken and Aven’s great-grandma’s beloved dog goes missing! Can this perceptive detective crack two cases at the same time? Luckily, Aven has a super-powered brain full of lots of extra brain cells to take on both cases. See, she was born without arms, so all of the cells that were supposed to make her arms went into making her brain instead. At least that’s her working theory for The Mystery of Why I Have So Many Extra Brain Cells.

Exit Strategy

Lauren Allbright
Exit Strategy Book PDF

Author : Lauren Allbright
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2017-06-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481479127

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Exit Strategy by Lauren Allbright Pdf

In the title, the letter "i" in the word "exit" is represented by an illustration of a piece of toilet paper.