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Go the F**k to Sleep

Adam Mansbach
Go the F k to Sleep Book PDF

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2011-06-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453271025

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Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach Pdf

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep

Richard Crasta
I Will Not Go the F k to Sleep Book PDF

Author : Richard Crasta
Publisher : Invisible Man Press
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2015-01-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep by Richard Crasta Pdf

What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.

Precious Little Sleep

Alexis Dubief
Precious Little Sleep Book PDF

Author : Alexis Dubief
Publisher : Lomhara Press
Page : 280 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2020-10-19
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780997580839

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Precious Little Sleep by Alexis Dubief Pdf

Aren’t babies precious? So is sleep. Your baby is capable of sleeping through the night and this book will show you how. A whip smart and entertaining guide that focuses on WHY babies sleep the way they do, this book arms you with evidence-based and flexible tools that work for every unique situation so that you can teach your baby how to sleep well. This book will help you tackle the thorniest sleep snags, including: > Navigating the tricky newborn phase like a pro > Getting your child to truly sleep through the night > Weaning off the all-night buffet > Mastering the precarious tango that is healthy napping > Solving toddler and preschooler sleep struggles Sleep expert Alexis Dubief, of the wildly popular website, podcast, and group Precious Little Sleep, imparts effective, accessible, and flexible strategies based on years of research that will dramatically improve your child’s sleep. You’ll love the practical solutions and the way she presents them. And it works! Buy it now.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep

Adam Mansbach
Seriously Just Go to Sleep Book PDF

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2012-04-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781453257807

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Seriously, Just Go to Sleep by Adam Mansbach Pdf

The G-rated, child-friendly version of the hilarious #1 New York Times bestselling classic! Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents (with a bit of potty-mouth language to help them vent their frustration). Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. Of course, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Mansbach’s new child-appropriate narrative, kids will recognize their tactics, giggle at their own mischievousness, and empathize with their parents’ struggles—a perspective most children’s books don’t capture. Most importantly, it provides a common ground for children and their parents to talk about one of their most stressful daily rituals. This fresh rendition includes Cortés’s updated illustrations, with a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep

You Have to Fucking Eat

Adam Mansbach
You Have to Fucking Eat Book PDF

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Canongate Books
Page : 39 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2014-11-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782116370

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You Have to Fucking Eat by Adam Mansbach Pdf

From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

Fuck, Now There Are Two of You

Adam Mansbach
Fuck Now There Are Two of You Book PDF

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Canongate Books
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781786899491

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Fuck, Now There Are Two of You by Adam Mansbach Pdf

It turns out that two is a million more kids than one. Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

Twelve Hours' Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old

Suzy Giordano,Lisa Abidin
Twelve Hours Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old Book PDF

Author : Suzy Giordano,Lisa Abidin
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 161 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2006-01-19
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780593719398

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Twelve Hours' Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old by Suzy Giordano,Lisa Abidin Pdf

There is no bigger issue for healthy infants than sleeping through the night. In this simple, straightforward book, Suzy Giordano presents her amazingly effective "Limited- Crying Solution" that will get any baby to sleep for twelve hours at night—and three hours in the day—by the age of twelve weeks old. Giordano is the mother of five children and one of the most sought-after baby sleep specialists in the country. The Washington Post calls her a baby sleep "guru" and "an underground legend in the Washington area for her ability to teach newborns how to achieve that parenting nirvana: sleeping through the night." Her sleep plan has been tested with singletons, twins, triplets, babies with special needs, and colicky babies—and it has never failed. Whether you are pregnant, first-time parents, or parents who seek a different path with your second or third child, anyone can benefit from the Baby Coach’s popular system of regular feeding times, twelve hours of sleep at night and three hours of sleep during the day, and the peace of mind that comes with taking the parent and child out of a sleep- deprived world.

Sleep is for the Weak

Emily-Jane Clark
Sleep is for the Weak Book PDF

Author : Emily-Jane Clark
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2017-10-01
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780857834942

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Sleep is for the Weak by Emily-Jane Clark Pdf

Sleep Is For The Weak may cause Gina Ford to have contented kittens. It might even force Supernanny to throw herself off the naughty step, but it will certainly provide some welcome comfort and comical light relief to exhausted parents suffering from sleep-deprivation! It features humorous alternatives to `useful' sleep advice while offering inspiration, laughter and survival strategies for mums and dads struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel of tiredness. Including chapters `What to Expect (When Nothing Is Anything Like You Expected When You Were Expecting)' and `How Not To Lose Friends and Irritate People When You Have Babies', this book will make even the most stressed parent laugh. Combining Emily-Jane's own experiences in emotive detail (the good, the bad and the funny) with a series of tongue-in-cheek guides, charts, subversive imagery and NO-sleep solutions, this is a source of inspiration and hope for new mums and dads.

The End of the Jews

Adam Mansbach
The End of the Jews Book PDF

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Random House
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2009-03-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780385520423

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The End of the Jews by Adam Mansbach Pdf

The ruthlessly engrossing and beautifully rendered story of the Brodskys, a family of artists who realize, too late, one elemental truth: Creation’s necessary consequence is destruction. Each member of the mercurial clan in Adam Mansbach’s bold new novel faces the impossible choice between the people they love and the art that sustains them. Tristan Brodsky, sprung from the asphalt of the depression-era Bronx, goes on to become one of the swaggering Jewish geniuses who remakes American culture while slowly suffocating his poet wife, who harbors secrets of her own. Nina Hricek, a driven young Czech photographer escapes from behind the Iron Curtain with a group of black musicians only to find herself trapped yet again, this time in a doomed love affair. And finally, Tris Freedman, grandson of Tristan and lover of Nina, a graffiti artist and unanchored revolutionary, cannibalizes his family history to feed his muse. In the end, their stories converge and the survival of each requires the sacrifice of another. The End of the Jews offers all the rewards of the traditional family epic, but Mansbach’s irreverent wit and rich, kinetic prose shed new light on the genre. It runs on its own chronometer, somersaulting gracefully through time and space, interweaving the tales of these three protagonists who, separated by generation and geography, are leading parallel lives.

Why We Sleep

Matthew Walker
Why We Sleep Book PDF

Author : Matthew Walker
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2017-10-03
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9781501144318

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Why We Sleep by Matthew Walker Pdf

"Sleep is one of the most important but least understood aspects of our life, wellness, and longevity ... An explosion of scientific discoveries in the last twenty years has shed new light on this fundamental aspect of our lives. Now ... neuroscientist and sleep expert Matthew Walker gives us a new understanding of the vital importance of sleep and dreaming"--Amazon.com.

Don't Go to Sleep (Goosebumps #54)

R. L. Stine
Don t Go to Sleep Goosebumps 54 Book PDF

Author : R. L. Stine
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2018-11-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781338340358

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Don't Go to Sleep (Goosebumps #54) by R. L. Stine Pdf

Matt hates his tiny bedroom. It's so small, its practically a closet! Still, Matt's mom refuses to let him sleep in the guest room. After all, they might have guests. Some day. Or year.Then Matt does it. Late one night. When everyone's in bed. He sneaks into the guest room and falls asleep.Poor Matt. He should have listened to his mom. Because when Matt wakes up, his whole life has changed. For the worse. And every time he falls asleep, he wakes up in a new nightmare...

It's Time to Sleep, My Love

Nancy Tillman,Eric Metaxas
It s Time to Sleep My Love Book PDF

Author : Nancy Tillman,Eric Metaxas
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2013-07-30
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781466825543

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It's Time to Sleep, My Love by Nancy Tillman,Eric Metaxas Pdf

As comforting as a soft blanket and warm as a goodnight hug, Eric Metaxas's lullaby It's Time to Sleep, My Love is delightfully brought to life by bestselling artist Nancy Tillman (On the Night You Were Born), whose illustrations celebrate the wonders of the natural world, and the bonds of family. It's time to sleep, it's time to sleep, the fishes croon in waters deep. The songbirds sing in trees above, "It's time to sleep, my love, my love." As children prepare for bed, the world around them is also settling down for the night. Animals who live in the jungle, the forest, the sea—all whisper to their babies a soft refrain: It's time to sleep, my love. It's Time to Sleep, My Love is a 2009 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year.

A Book of Sleep

Il Sung Na
A Book of Sleep Book PDF

Author : Il Sung Na
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2013-06-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780385374644

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A Book of Sleep by Il Sung Na Pdf

When the sky grows dark and the moon glows bright, everyone goes to sleep . . . except for the watchful owl! With a spare, soothing text and beautifully rich and textured illustrations of a starry night, this is the perfect “book of sleep.” Join the owl on his moonlit journey as he watches all the other animals settle in for the night: some sleep standing up, while some sleep on the move! Some sleep peacefully alone, while others sleep all together, huddled close. Il Sung Na makes his American debut with this gorgeous bedtime offering. While each animal rests in its own special way, little ones will also drift off to a cozy sleep.

Go the F**k to Sleep

Adam Mansbach
Go the F k to Sleep Book PDF

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2011-06-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453224748

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Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach Pdf

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

The Dead Run

Adam Mansbach
The Dead Run Book PDF

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 339 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2013-09-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780062199676

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The Dead Run by Adam Mansbach Pdf

Adam Mansbach, the acclaimed #1 New York Times bestselling author of Go the F**k to Sleep and Rage Is Back, turns to a new tale of suspense, horror, and supernatural action Wrongfully imprisoned in a Mexican jail, outlaw-with-a-conscience Jess Galvan accepts a devil's bargain: transport a sinister package across the border in twenty-four hours for the jail's mythical—and terrifying—bogeyman El Cucuy. If Jess can make it across alive and give the iron box to cult leader Aaron Seth, he will be free and able to regain custody of his estranged daughter. But as Jess navigates a blighted desert full of deadly surprises, girls go missing on both sides of the border and bodies begin to surface. It's a deadly epidemic of crime that plunges small-town sheriff Bob Nichols into a monster of an investigation he's not equipped to handle, especially when sixteen-year-old Sherry disappears. An ancient evil has awoken in the empty wastelands along the border and now everyone—the innocent and the guilty alike—must face their deepest fears as epic myth and human malice combine to bring forth the end of the world as we know it. With The Dead Run, acclaimed author Adam Mansbach mixes horror, the supernatural, and suspense to deliver a chilling, high-octane adventure.