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It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)

Jim Benton
It s Not My Fault I Know Everything Dear Dumb Diary 8 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 154 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649469

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It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) by Jim Benton Pdf

New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!Dear Dumb Diary,I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Jim Benton
Never Do Anything Ever Dear Dumb Diary 4 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 153 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649452

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Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

Jim Benton
That s What Friends Aren t For Dear Dumb Diary 9 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545308465

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That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Speechless

Jennifer Mook-Sang
Speechless Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Mook-Sang
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Page : 170 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2015-09
Category : Bullying
ISBN : 9781443142670

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Speechless by Jennifer Mook-Sang Pdf

Jelly is as surprised as anyone when he decides that he's going to win the annual sixth grade speech contest. Just like that, Joe Alton Miles, better known as Jelly (because his initials are J.A.M. and his best friend's are P.B.), is faced with overcoming not only his terror of being in the spotlight, but also the wrath of smart, popular Victoria, who believes that the prize (like all prizes) is rightfully hers. At first, Jelly only cares about winning the awesome prize (a new tablet), but as Victoria escalates her campaign against him, Jelly begins to realize that it's not only the prize that's at stake, but also his reputation, his self-respect and the friendship he values most. Jelly must dig deep inside himself to find out if he's strong enough to stand up to Victoria and show everyone what he's really capable of. Hilariously funny and just as poignant, Speechless is about finding out who your friends are, giving back, standing up to bullying and finding your own unique voice.

My Pants are Haunted

Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly
My Pants are Haunted Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2023
Category : Diaries
ISBN : OCLC:1381685203

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My Pants are Haunted by Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Jim Benton
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2016-06-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545932936

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Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold by Jim Benton Pdf

Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3)

Jim Benton
Nobody s Perfect I m As Close As It Gets Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 3 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545510073

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Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) by Jim Benton Pdf

Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries! The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing."(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1)

Jim Benton
School Hasn t This Gone on Long Enough Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 1 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 162 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545456173

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School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series! Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series!Dear Dumb Diary is a hilarious hit! Now after 12 books (each covering a month of her life), Jamie Kelly's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!As Jamie grapples with school, grades, and middle school's Big Questions, don't miss even more of her words of wisdom like, "If someone is really, really intelligent, it would be polite if they would ugly it up a bit before they left the house."(Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Jim Benton
Can Adults Become Human Dear Dumb Diary 5 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 137 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295567

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Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)

Jim Benton
The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free Dear Dumb Diary 10 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545347587

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The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.

Never Do Anything, Ever

Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Never Do Anything Ever Book PDF

Author : Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2005-11
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN : 1417677872

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Never Do Anything, Ever by Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her search for inner beauty, her fund raising efforts for the Juvenile Optometry Federation, and her practice strategy for the Jump-Rope-A-Thon.

Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)

Jim Benton
Never Underestimate Your Dumbness Dear Dumb Diary 7 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295581

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Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7) by Jim Benton Pdf

Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .

Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)

Jim Benton
Me Just Like You Only Better Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic
Page : 167 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545456166

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Me! (Just Like You, Only Better) by Jim Benton Pdf

Middle schooler Jamie Kelly returns with another dumb diary: “You’ll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say.” —Knight Ridder Tribune Dear Dumb Diary, I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It’s true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline’s flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she’s lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline’s failure to not be perfect. Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don’t tell her . . . Praise for New York Times–bestselling author Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

My Pants Are Haunted (Dear Dumb Diary #2)

Jim Benton
My Pants Are Haunted Dear Dumb Diary 2 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 153 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649438

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My Pants Are Haunted (Dear Dumb Diary #2) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?

You Can Bet on That (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #5)

Jim Benton
You Can Bet on That Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 5 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2014-05-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545643511

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You Can Bet on That (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #5) by Jim Benton Pdf

The hilarious and bestselling series from Jim Benton continues! Jamie, Isabella, and Angeline have known each other for a long time. They've even become friends -- whether Jamie likes it or not. But when the trio starts a friendly competition, all bets are off. The loser will be treated to a game of Dare or Worse Dare... with Isabella. (And Jamie's pretty sure that's like having a banana-peeling contest with a starving monkey. The monkey always wins.) What could go wrong? Probably everything. And it's probably all that blondwad Angeline's fault. Probably. Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don't tell her. And definitely don't tell her that she's the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on DVD. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.)