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Jokes for All Occasions

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 328 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 1921
Category : Electronic
ISBN : PURD:32754061790238

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Jokes for All Occasions

Author : Taylor Anderson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2017-08-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1974639606

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Jokes for All Occasions is a joke book from the turn of the century. Many may be course by todays standards and many may be tame. It is summed up by the author as they state, "The ways of telling a story are as many as the tellers themselves. It is impossible to lay down precise rules by which any one may perfect himself in the art, but it is possible to offer suggestions by which to guide practise in narration toward a gratifying success." The joke book is full of many short jokes from the early twentieth century. Odin's Library Classics is dedicated to bringing the world the best of humankind's literature from throughout the ages. Carefully selected, each work is unabridged from classic works of fiction, nonfiction, poetry, or drama.

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2013-03-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780736948500

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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

Jokes for All Occasions

Author : Anonymous
Publisher : Tutis Digital Pub
Page : 520 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2008-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 8184566131

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The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 332 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 1998-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1578660122

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Wee Hee Hee

Author : Wee Society
Publisher : Clarkson Potter
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2018-09-18
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781984824523

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An award-winning collection of 50 illustrated jokes perfect for little comedians to practice their funny stuff. Nothing brings people together like sharing a good giggle. And according to smarty-pants doctors and researchers, telling jokes is linked to higher intelligence, creativity, sociability, empathy, and self-esteem in kids. That’s why the folks at Wee Society created this artfully designed book of jokes and pictures. Inside you’ll find: • Tips for just-right joke telling • A spot for recording people’s reactions • A joke to illustrate • And more Perfect for parents who laugh with their kids, ideal for happy occasions of all kinds, Wee Hee Hee is a joyful book that kids will read over and over again!

Jokes

Author : Lisa Timmermans,Nigel Rush
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2020-02-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798613431519

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Be the life and soul of the party, make your friends laugh, prepare best man speech and choose your favourite topics from the pub to the golf course with our 1000+ joke compendium!

All Kinds of Humor

Author : Frank Verano
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 714 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2012-10-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781479722198

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For a starter, let's face it; I made it to 94 years and frankly, that is an achievement that dwarf s anything else I can say about my long life so far, (and I ain't through yet.) If I were to point to the most significant event of my life I would have to say that I was a witness to a critical event in American history and perhaps in world history, the devastating attack on our Navy at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. The rest of my life was somewhat nondescript in the overall scheme of things in this world. I was born (just like everyone else) in Holland Michigan, way back, a good 200 years ago. I was a musician from the start, playing the harmonica at 10 years old. (Also, later the ukulele, mandolin, Hawaiian guitar, orchestral guitar, and marimba.) My first performance was with the harmonica before my 8th grade class! Later on as a teenager I played in an orchestra and performed at dances, night clubs and church events. Currently, I duo on the classical guitar with my flute player playing occasional concerts. Now that I think of it, I was pretty good. Being a small 109 pound guy I joined the Navy in 1940 so as to not get drafted. WW2 was already raging in Europe. I had to enlist for 6 years. That put me in WW2 from the beginning to the end and then some. Hey, I also performed on the guitar in the Navy aboard ship (between naval battles!) Upon discharge in 1946 I joined with my high school buddy to get the first printed circuit patent. I am really proud of that because printed circuits are in everything that's electronic. And we started it! It was particularly smart of me because 40 years later I needed the printed circuit in my pacemaker! Such foresight! At the same time I entered college at MIT. Our patent royalties helped pay for tuition. As long as I am being proud, I may as well include graduating from that top technical school in the country, which is pretty good for a son of an immigrant from Italy. From thereon my engineering career included teaching at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo lecturing at USC and work in computers and programming. But of course, most of my work was in the Defense industry. Now in retirement I am doing things I like to do: play music and write. Looking back I think that getting an engineering degree was a big mistake. I should have been a gigolo. Look at what I missed! Alas, it is too late!

Jokes

Author : Joe King
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 172 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2017-02-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543113036

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Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! **This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**

The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2014-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781440583094

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Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Dad Jokes

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781684120079

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Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Spiffy McChappy
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1099879965

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The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Jokes Every Man Should Know

Author : Don Steinberg
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2010-03-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594744693

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This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke

The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes

Author : David Minkoff
Publisher : Portico
Page : 415 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2013-04-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396258

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The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes by David Minkoff Pdf

This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.

Jokes for All Occasions

Author : Anonymous
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2008-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1406594121

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"The ways of telling a story are as many as the tellers themselves. It is impossible to lay down precise rules by which any one may perfect himself in the art, but it is possible to offer suggestions by which to guide practise in narration toward a gratifying success. Broadly distinguished, there are two methods of telling a story. One uses the extreme of brevity, and makes its chief reliance on the point. The other devotes itself in great part to preliminary elaboration in the narrative, making this as amusing as possible, so that the point itself serves to cap a climax. In the public telling of an anecdote the tyro would be well advised to follow the first method. That is, he should put his reliance on the point of the story, and on this alone. "