Jokes For Blokes

Author : Llewellyn Dowd,Phil McCracken
Publisher : Random House
Page : 578 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2011-10-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781446491485

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Jokes for Blokes by Llewellyn Dowd,Phil McCracken Pdf

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

Author : Louise Johnson
Publisher : Carlton Publishing Group
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Man-woman relationships
ISBN : 1844429571

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New Woman Blokes Jokes 3 by Louise Johnson Pdf

New Woman is the magazine for today's modern woman. Sophisticated yet fun and light-hearted, it was voted Magazine of the Year in 1999. New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 is the third collection of the best and funniest witticisms about men. The ability of men to make fools of themselves seems to be matched only by the ability of women to mock them for it as this - third in the successful series of joke books for women - clearly demonstrates. There are snappy one-liners, longer jokes and amusing lists, but the butt of the humour is always the same - the dumber half of the species: that strange, mostly harmless, creature known as the bloke! The 'Bloke Jokes' feature is a popular part of the fantastically popular magazine New Woman, and this book is crammed with nearly 300 jokes designed to put blokes back in their place! New Woman magazine is aimed at the ABCI market and has a monthly circulation of 280,000, and New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 will be advertised in the pages of the magazine and on their web site.

Author : Carlton Books, Limited
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2004-03-01
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 1844428036

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Great Jokes about Crap Blokes by Carlton Books, Limited Pdf

Author : New Woman Magazine
Publisher : Carlton Publishing Group
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 1842226649

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The Big Book of Bloke Jokes by New Woman Magazine Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Beaches
ISBN : OCLC:1256522126

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New Woman Bloke Jokes for Beaches by Anonim Pdf

Author : Allison Kelley,Danielle Kraese,Kate Herzlin,Ysabel Yates
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 162 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2022-10-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524883164

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Jokes to Offend Men by Allison Kelley,Danielle Kraese,Kate Herzlin,Ysabel Yates Pdf

A man walks into a bar. It’s a low one, so he gets a promotion within his first six months on the job. Four comedy writers transform classic joke setups into sharp commentary about the everyday and structural sexism that pervades all facets of life. Jokes to Offend Men arms readers with humorous quips to shut down workplace underminers, condescending uncles, and dismissive doctors, or to share with their exhausted friends at the end of a long day. A cutting, cathartic spin on the old-fashioned joke book, Jokes to Offend Men is a refreshing reclamation of a tired form for anyone who's ever been told to "lighten up, it's just a joke!"

Author : Nancy Gray
Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 1993
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 1854799517

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Stupid Men Jokes by Nancy Gray Pdf

Author : Rob Elliott
Publisher : Baker Books
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2010-08-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781441213327

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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) by Rob Elliott Pdf

Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

Author : Pop Press
Publisher : Random House
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2023-10-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781529929782

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Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes by Pop Press Pdf

What's better than sharing a joke? Sharing 400 jokes. Give the gift of a laugh to your family comedian, every day and all year round. This ultimate collection of laughs is packed with awesome jokes suitable for all ages - a book everyone can enjoy together.

Author : Jake Harris
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 1849531854

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Really Blokey Jokes by Jake Harris Pdf

Q. What do you do if a bird craps on your car? A. Don't ask her for a second date. Running out of jokes to tell your mates down the pub? Whatever the occasion, whip out this nifty collection of jokes for blokes - it's strictly one for the lads!

Author : Mike Ross
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 95 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 1992
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 057201757X

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Jokes for Dirty, Racist, Sexist Men by Mike Ross Pdf

Author : Gus Worland,Steve Worland
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2018-07-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781925596588

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The Bloke-a-saurus by Gus Worland,Steve Worland Pdf

Gargantuan gags. Goofs and giggles for your favourite fella. With royalties donated to support men's mental health. Knockabout brothers Gus and Steve Worland know a good joke when they hear one, and this smorgasbord of their favourite gags and yarns will keep the men in your life giggling all the way to the dunny and back. Full of the Worland brothers’ best jokes about being a dad, a son, a mate, a husband and much, much more, this collection gives you their funniest thigh-slappers, from one-liners and wait-for-its to shaggy dog stories, knock knocks, lightbulb jokes, Aussie rhyming slang, the longest and shortest joke in the world … and of course, their choicest and most time-honoured dad jokes. Through laughter and a tipping of the hat to the important things in life, The Bloke-a-Saurus also presents the wisdom of the ages with advice from the masters that helps grow boys into men, and stories that remind us that while we're all laughing, some blokes are doing it tougher than others. Royalties will be donated to Gotcha 4 Life Foundation to help fund the training of male crisis counsellors.

Author : Warren Fahey
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Page : 21 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2010-03-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780730445166

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The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes by Warren Fahey Pdf

Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 217 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2019-09-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1694940764

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Golf Jokes by Chester Croker Pdf

Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

Author : Funny Saying Gifts Publishing
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2019-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1689927038

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Naked by Funny Saying Gifts Publishing Pdf

Funny Gag Gift Notebooks with adult humor & dirty jokes for men and women who have a nasty mind. This Notepad & Logbooks makes the pefect gift idea for bachelor party & stag night with your friends to make everyone laugh with this sexual innuendo journals. format: 6x9" 120 graph paper pages cream paper