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Author : George Smith
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2018-11-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1790199603
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Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 389 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2022-04-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781631586651
Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Fatherhood
ISBN : 1492675377
The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Author : Andy Herald
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2021-04-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781681888064
Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
Author : Charles Foxgrover,Anne Kostick,Michael J. Pellowski
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
Page : 546 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2009-08-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781603762076
National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.
Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2019-09-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781788402033
THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.
Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1788401026
A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2016-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435909
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781684120079
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Author : Michael Smith
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 292 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2019-02-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1797785168
Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off? Because it had its CAPS LOCK on. Here is a list of over 2000 "cheesy", nerdy, and fantastic dad jokes and a brain puzzle like no other. Everyone loves cheesy, smartly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? Dad jokes could make you wince, they make you moan, but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. You can help your dad improve his assemblage of jokes that make will you wince and giggle at the same time. 1001 Unique dads joke book could make a great gift for your dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come equipped the next time dad wants to have a joke off. So if you want to laugh your way to wholeness with fresh, funny and unlimited jokes, brain puzzles and puns, click "add to cart"!
Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2013-08-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396098
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Author : Cooper The Pooper
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2020-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1953884261
Remember the most eye-rolling, cringe-worthy jokes your dad used to tell? Brace yourself: now your kids are going to become the masters!There's a common misconception that dad jokes are lame.But is it really a misconception? Or could it be that their very dad-specific lameness is an essential part of their charm?There's no joke that has you cringing from the lameness and groaning at the silliness quite like a dad joke. And until now, dads have been the kings?But what if the whole family could master the art of a dad joke?What if your kids could give their dad a run for his money?Imagine the eye rolling. Imagine the cringing. Imagine the silliness.An unlikely author, Cooper the Pooper, is a dog with a nose for the hilarious, and he's sniffed out the most cringe-worthy dad jokes on the planet and collected them all into one glorious volume of cringe.With over 400 hilarious jokes, your family will have enough witty one-liners and side-splitting anecdotes to fill a box of Christmas crackers (and Dad won't be the only one embarrassing your teens on their birthday).If you're looking for a whole family laugh-out-loud experience, dad jokes are your answer. They come with family bonding baked into the design, and together you'll create memories to last a lifetime.Work your way through the silliest collection of jokes in the world, and watch your kids master the art of the dad joke (heaven help their future kids!).
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Devela Publishing
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2020-05-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 191335766X
Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.
Author : Willow Creek Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 1682348334
The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Author : Vicki Whiting
Publisher : Fox Chapel Publishing
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2020-09-08
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781607658252
More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book
