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Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.
This notebooks is for all those little thoughts, memories and ideas, that you don't want to share with anyone, because they are just too dumb, stupid or immature. But still. They are certainly worth keeping because some of them might be brilliant. Or funny. Or maybe in the far away future you want to fondly remember what a total idiot you were.This is a great gift for your dumbass friends that constantly embarass themselfes and play stupid pranks.
Your first instincts and gut feelings are usually flat out wrong. Discover why, and learn how to actually think clearly.A brain fart is a lapse in judgment. We do this every day without realizing it, and it can have severe consequences on our lives. Use this book as a field guide to think better, understand your feelings better, and tame your stupid brain.Cure your flawed thinking habits and mental blunders.Brain Fart is a book that will get you to think about how you think. Never before has such a deep look been taken into the roots of illogical and rash decisions - how they form, and how they persist in our lives. We all recognize our big blunders, but it's the subconscious ones that can sink us.Brain Fart is expertly researched with psychological and scientific studies, and delves into neuroscience and behavioral economics. In a book that has wide ranging implications, Peter Hollins illustrates why we tend to immediately regret our decisions and proclaim, "What was I thinking?!"Stop falling into your own mental traps and develop clarity of thought.Peter Hollins has studied psychology and peak human performance for over a dozen years and is a bestselling author. He has worked with dozens of individuals to unlock their potential and path towards success. His writing draws on his academic, coaching, and research experience.Discover your brain's subtle tricks and everyday illusions.*Why our concept of free will is illusory at best.*The roots of superstitious and magical thinking.*How advertisers are so effective at emptying our wallets.*Why our memories betray us.Understand what your head is really up to.*How we evaluate risk entirely wrong.*Why our first impressions lead us astray.*Why our egos skew our sense of reality.Solve your fuzzy thoughts and solve your life.Think with clarity and you'll perform at peak levels and stop making sub-optimal decisions. Make sure your reasoning gets you where you want to be and never settle for less than you deserve. Thinking is difficult. But Brain Fart makes it much, much easier.Prevent your next brain fart by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page.
This notebooks is for all those little thoughts, memories and ideas, that you don't want to share with anyone, because they are just too dumb, stupid or immature. But still. They are certainly worth keeping because some of them might be brilliant. Or funny. Or maybe in the far away future you want to fondly remember what a total idiot you were. This is a great gift for your dumbass friends that constantly embarass themselfes and play stupid pranks.
A great gag gift idea for a colleague, friend or family member with a short memory or who has constant brain farts. Makes a much better and more specific gift than a throw away greeting card. Can I Sign This Funny Gift?Yes, there's a handy gift message space on the first page, just like in a greeting card. Book Details Size: 6 x 9 inches. Cover: Quality paperback matte finish. Page Count: 100. Suggested Occasions : Promotion, Birthday, Christmas, Leaving, Maternity Leave.
If you’ve ever given up on a goal, backed away from an opportunity or simply not attempted something because you didn’t believe you had the skills, attributes or ability, chances are you have already got a ‘brain fart’ problem. ‘Brain farts’ are little blips in our mind that stop us from achieving. They occur in us all, it’s what we do to manage them that matters. In this practical and fun book, personal development coach Sally Gillard introduces us to the F.A.R.T system. (Feelings) You won’t win if you are scared of the race (Attitude) You won’t win if you are negative (Responses) You won’t win if you don’t compete (Thoughts) You won’t win if you tell yourself you can’t “Make your FARTs smell like roses and you will succeed in whatever you set out to achieve!” Simple techniques are explored for overcoming negative feelings and thoughts that can be experienced when we are striving for a goal or experiencing change. The strategies work and can be instantly applied for immediate results. If you are serious about achieving your dreams and goals then Brain F.A.R.T.S is the perfect place to start.
My Little Book of Brain Farts by R. P. C. Prints Pdf
My Little Book Of Brain Farts This 100 page fun notebook journal features a anatomical brain illustration. Great for anyone who has eureka moments that are instantly forgotten. College ruled cream pages, perfect for jotting down those ideas and inspirational thoughts. The interior is 100 cream college ruled pages A super fun gift idea for yourself, friends, or family Paperback 100 pages College ruled Matt cover Great notebook for: Gift Idea Inventions School teachers School projects Ideas Dreams Travel Doodles Drawing Songwriting Poetry
Brain Farts ( Purging Pain Through Poetry) by Melanie Bull Pdf
""Living with chronic Endometriosis pain alongside depression and aniexty has been a daily struggle for me for as long as I can remember: through poetry I am able to express and make sense of all the pain and complexity inside by turning my emotions into words. Much like a fart I can't always be sure what's going to come out but as they say better out than in and sure enough I always feel better afterwards.""
100 of the Worst Ideas in History by Michael N. Smith,Eric Kasum Pdf
What were they thinking? Ever since Adam snacked on the forbidden fruit and was chased naked out of the Garden of Eden, mankind has bitten off a bevy of bad ideas. From skinny-dipping Presidents to toxic tooth fillings to singing pop stars who can't carry a tune, 100 of the Worst Ideas in History is a celebration of humanity's historical--and often hysterical--missteps that have started wars, sunk countries, wrecked companies, scuttled careers, lost millions, and even endangered the Earth. Discover: - How a confused chauffeur helped start World War I - Who turned down the greatest product placement opportunity in Hollywood history - How a Chicago White Sox game helped hasten the demise of disco - The toad that nearly ate Australia - The most dangerous children's game ever invented - And so much more (of so much less ) Spanning politics, pop culture, fashion, sports, technology, and more, this irreverent and witty book is packed with fun photos and sidebars, tracing how these thundering brainstorms turned into blundering brain farts-and the astonishing impacts our faux pas and foibles still have on us today.
Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts by Todd Strauss-Schulson Pdf
"Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
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All art work is 100% original and created by R.S. Rodella. In this edition you will find many coloring options and designs. You can use colored pencils and gel pens that will not bleed, or choose another option and place a blotter page underneath. There is a test pages in the back to check your colors and bleeds. The pages are NOT PERFORATED but they are printed on one side with plenty of room to cut and frame. All four cover images are included in this edition. To see more coloring pages click the Amazon's R.S. Rodella Page link above my picture. Which version should I order? What are the differences? Grayscale: For advanced colorists. The tones of a grayscale image allow you to blend colors together. The light and dark colors serve to give it depth and dimension. You end up getting a deeper perspective. When you blend the colors they look almost surreal. This version works very well with colored pencils as they are easiest to blend. If you use gel pens, you have many options as far as color and highlights are concerned. Pen & Ink: For intermediate colorists. With pen and ink you have the depth of the grayscale but cleaner fill lines and a white background. You still get a very nice dimensional effect as you still have a degree of toning. It really depends on the type of pen or pencil you use. I have used chalk as well. With the chalk you can blend the colors easily by rubbing it. You don't get quite as much depth with pen and ink as you do with grayscale but it is still produces a very nice deep image. Black and White: For novice colorists. The black and white images have cleaner, more defined lines and fill spaces. The background is white. This choice is easy enough that kids can do it. This is also the option you want to make if you want to color the pattern but not concern yourself as much with depth and light and dark tones. The deeper detail in grayscale and pen is implied rather than brought to the front. It can be colored over. With this choice you can even use crayons or markers. Sit back, relax, have a cup of coffee or a glass of wine. Have fun and enjoy your own creativity!
Do You Know How WEIRD the World Is You have discovered the craziest collection of true and icky facts about history, animals, food...the world! Each page is oozing with kid friendly, laugh out loud facts about history and science. The purpose of this book is not just to entertain, but also to educate. This book, a gift for kids who enjoy a good laugh is quite possibly the sneakiest way to get any kid interesting in learning about the world around them. Each fact is a fascinating and sometimes bewildering discovery...lighting a fire in young minds. These 100 silly and gross facts filling 123 pages with hilarious illustrations will inspire incredulous, wide eyed fascination. You will be amazed at what your child excitedly learns from a book like this. Get this book today and ignite your child's curiosity. ★ Discovery is an incredible gift! ★
Farts are funny because someone toots, and it’s funny because it’s really from your butt—we don’t know why. —Rori N., age five People everywhere have something in common: they fart. Though it goes by many names—fart, toot, cheese that’s cut, or wind that’s broken— no one wants to be around a fart. It’s true that they smell and can be loud, but farts have feelings too. They can make us laugh, comfort us, and bring us joy, even if it’s only for a little while. At a young age, author Ryan McCormick heard his dad declare that “farts are people, too,” after being chastised by Ryan’s mom for letting one fly. The ensuing laughter got his dad out of an argument, and Ryan has used this strategy ever since. This whimsical children’s poem explores the joys and fun of farts, who can be our friends in spite of their bad reputation.
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