Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2023-02-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781614298052

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Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts by Todd Strauss-Schulson Pdf

Most mindfulness books for kids are calm and soothing; this one is funny and gross—just what kids like! Sometimes we have nightmares, or we’re filled with anxiety and fear. And when you’re a kid, you don’t always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don’t have to listen to everything it says—to realize that thoughts (like gas) will pass.

Author : Mao Tze Tze
Publisher : Mao Tze Tze
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2021-06-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1803071524

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Farting Better: When Your Ass is Used to Farting, You Can't Keep it Quiet! The Best Guide on How to Fart Perfectly. Farting Like No On by Mao Tze Tze Pdf

Would you like to learn how to best harness your farts for a genuinely explosive effect? Or maybe you'd like to understand the art of hiding them to avoid embarrassing situations? Then this guide is for you... The latest sensational effort from master Mao Tze Tze, the book you've been waiting for has finally been published: a breath of fresh air in the world of aerophagic literature. Have you ever considered that you could harness your flatulence for the benefit of a cleaner world? Farting is indeed a talent that is sometimes misunderstood. It has always been a subject of interest in science with the latest research even revealing that farts are a real renewable energy source. So, 'learn the art and put it aside'! In 'Farting Better', you'll discover all the facts behind perfect farting - allow yourself to be guided by Mao Tze Tze's seal of approval and you'll learn how to fart properly. Have a look at what you'll find inside... - The story of the world's most famous fartist - The Chemistry of Farts - How to stop farting too much - The art of hiding farts from your partner - Types and interesting facts about farting - Perfecting farting and channelling it to your liking - Jokes to make farting more natural for you. ... and much more! ★This book is also useful as a gift for your girlfriend, mother-in-law or friend.★ Add this book to your cart and get ready to be carried away!

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524791902

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No One Likes a Fart by Zoe Foster Blake Pdf

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Author : Caren Strauss-Schulson,Todd Strauss-Schulson,Claudia Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Rizzoli Publications
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2019-05-14
Category : Art
ISBN : 9780847865291

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Scrawl by Caren Strauss-Schulson,Todd Strauss-Schulson,Claudia Strauss-Schulson Pdf

Sketches, drawings, and scribbles from the private letters and notebooks of some of the greatest names in history--notable figures in art and literature, fashion and film--revealing that even the most influential minds have doodled their time away! From the first ever sketch of the Red Cross logo by its founder Clara Barton to a cartoon scrawled on a love letter from Charles Bukowski, the objects in this fascinating collection are a perfect reflection of the eclectic and storied cast of characters from whose archives they've been collected over the years. Organized alphabetically, with a range of influential names, from William Burroughs to Mark Twain, the book is a voyeur's treasure trove of the ephemeral, in which cultural icons reveal their own preoccupations, passions, plans, and distractions in the marginalia of their daily correspondence. A satirical sketch by Marc Chagall sits beside a quick self-portrait by Charlie Chaplin; a throwaway drawing on a dollar bill by Joan Miro follows the first ever idle iteration of Pippi Longstocking by Astrid Lindgren; and a hasty drawing by Andy Warhol precedes a sketch of Falstaff on a hotel notepad by Orson Welles. A treat for lovers of the analog in the digital age, and reproduced beautifully on uncoated paper to come as close as possible to the texture of the originals, Scrawl connects high and low, art and science, history and literature, youth and age, with the universal truth of doodling.

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2018-10-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781786859211

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The Little Book of Farts by Summersdale Publishers Pdf

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there’s a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you’ll realise you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Oratia Media Ltd
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781877514579

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I need a new bum by Dawn McMillan Pdf

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

Author : J. Farrell
Publisher : Xlibris
Page : 172 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2010-04-21
Category : Philosophy
ISBN : 1450041531

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Take Your Head Out of Your Ass! by J. Farrell Pdf

Author : Padmasambhava
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2012-06-04
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780861717248

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Natural Liberation by Padmasambhava Pdf

A perfect companion to the well-known Tibetan Book of the Dead. In life and in death, in meditation and in sleep, every transitional stage of consciousness, or bardo, provides an opportunity to overcome limitations, frustrations, and fears. The profound teachings in this book provide the under- standing and instruction necessary to turn every phase of life into an opportunity for uncontrived, natural liberation. Like the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Natural Liberation is a terma, a "hidden treasure" attributed to the eighth-century master Padmasambhava. Gyatrul Rinpoche's lucid commentary accompanies the text, illuminating the path of awakening to the point of full enlightenment. Natural Liberation is an essential contribution to the library of both scholars and practitioners of Tibetan Buddhism.

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1786859203

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The Little Book of Farts by Summersdale Publishers Pdf

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts.

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2019-09-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1786855666

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The Little Book of Farts by Summersdale Pdf

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savor in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!

Author : Andrew Snook
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 243 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2022-02-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781039129740

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Dungeon Jest by Andrew Snook Pdf

As court jester of the Kingdom of Opulentos, you, Stultus Insanis Rusticus (or “Stulty,” as you are known throughout the kingdom), have lived your life for one purpose: to entertain the royal family. The happiness you have brought the kingdom has made you the most popular fool in the realm. That is, until now . . . After a minor misunderstanding, you are punished with a seemingly impossible quest: to obtain the fabled Ruby of Power. Armed with nothing but your wit and a few basic items, you must brave a labyrinth, battle monsters, avoid deadly traps, and retrieve the artifact for the glory of the King and Queen Opulentos. This is a choose your fate, dice-rolling battle book where every decision could be your last...

Author : Andy Griffiths
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2016-11-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545347570

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The Day My Butt Went Psycho! by Andy Griffiths Pdf

A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly

Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 216 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2021-07-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781338629125

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Linked by Gordon Korman Pdf

An unforgettable novel from the New York Times bestseller Gordon Korman Link, Michael, and Dana live in a quiet town. But it's woken up very quickly when someone sneaks into school and vandalizes it with a swastika. Nobody can believe it. How could such a symbol of hate end up in the middle of their school? Who would do such a thing? Because Michael was the first person to see it, he's the first suspect. Because Link is one of the most popular guys in school, everyone's looking to him to figure it out. And because Dana's the only Jewish girl in the whole town, everyone's treating her more like an outsider than ever. The mystery deepens as more swastikas begin to appear. Some students decide to fight back and start a project to bring people together instead of dividing them further. The closer Link, Michael, and Dana get to the truth, the more there is to face-not just the crimes of the present, but the crimes of the past. With Linked, Gordon Korman, the author of the acclaimed novel Restart, poses a mystery for all readers where the who did it? isn't nearly as important as the why?

Author : Peter Hollins
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2017-06-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1548432075

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Brain Fart by Peter Hollins Pdf

Your first instincts and gut feelings are usually flat out wrong. Discover why, and learn how to actually think clearly.A brain fart is a lapse in judgment. We do this every day without realizing it, and it can have severe consequences on our lives. Use this book as a field guide to think better, understand your feelings better, and tame your stupid brain.Cure your flawed thinking habits and mental blunders.Brain Fart is a book that will get you to think about how you think. Never before has such a deep look been taken into the roots of illogical and rash decisions - how they form, and how they persist in our lives. We all recognize our big blunders, but it's the subconscious ones that can sink us.Brain Fart is expertly researched with psychological and scientific studies, and delves into neuroscience and behavioral economics. In a book that has wide ranging implications, Peter Hollins illustrates why we tend to immediately regret our decisions and proclaim, "What was I thinking?!"Stop falling into your own mental traps and develop clarity of thought.Peter Hollins has studied psychology and peak human performance for over a dozen years and is a bestselling author. He has worked with dozens of individuals to unlock their potential and path towards success. His writing draws on his academic, coaching, and research experience.Discover your brain's subtle tricks and everyday illusions.*Why our concept of free will is illusory at best.*The roots of superstitious and magical thinking.*How advertisers are so effective at emptying our wallets.*Why our memories betray us.Understand what your head is really up to.*How we evaluate risk entirely wrong.*Why our first impressions lead us astray.*Why our egos skew our sense of reality.Solve your fuzzy thoughts and solve your life.Think with clarity and you'll perform at peak levels and stop making sub-optimal decisions. Make sure your reasoning gets you where you want to be and never settle for less than you deserve. Thinking is difficult. But Brain Fart makes it much, much easier.Prevent your next brain fart by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page.

Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 191 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2011-01-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307778789

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Who Cut the Cheese? by Jim Dawson Pdf

We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.