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Author : Jacob Eckeberger
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2021-05-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1737180502
A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Author : Spiffy McChappy
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1099879965
The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.
Author : Kidsville Books,Old Chap Entertainment
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 70 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2020-05-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798645050993
**Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Author : Adrian Beck
Publisher : Random House Australia
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2021-07-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781761043086
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
Author : Old Chap Entertainment
Publisher : Humour
Page : 74 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2020-10-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1989777880
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Author : Andre Francis
Publisher : Konnectd Kids
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2021-04-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0473567334
Tired of your Dad or Husband telling the same jokes over and over again? Or maybe you know a new Dad that needs to learn the art of delivering these amazing zingers? The "Totally Awful Dad Jokes" book is full of Jokes so Awful that they are actually really good! Punny Jokes, One-Liners, and funny laugh out loud or roll your eyes and groan Dad jokes for all to enjoy. ★ Family Friendly: Clean, Cheesy Dad jokes for the whole family to enjoy ★ Wide Selection: Classic Dad, knock knock, one-liners, punny jokes, and some Downunder jokes to keep any family entertained for hours. ★ Illustrations: Unique drawings from a selection of jokes are throughout the book, adding that extra bit of humor. ★ Perfect Gift: Forget the 2021 Dad Joke Calendar or the Dad mug or shirt! This Dad Joke book will last for years and years and makes the perfect Birthday, Christmas, or Holiday gift for Dads. Comedian Andre Francis, author of such books as Worlds Greatest Mom Jokes, 101 Saint Patrick's Day Jokes, Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes and The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids bring us this new Joke book for Dads. Add to your Joke book collection today.
Author : Hayden Fox
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 76 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2020-06-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798652099244
Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes For Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations Throughout The Book! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!
Author : Stefan Hill
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2020
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 165421261X
1001 Amazing Dad Jokes! Now you can get all your dad jokes in one place with this complete book of puns, one-liners and wacky word play. Warning - these are dad jokes, full of dad humor! If you are looking for kid jokes you need to look somewhere else. This book is sure to keep your family groaning for less. Much, much less! This book has over 1000 dad jokes. A sample of the jokes included in this book: My son begged me to make paper airplanes with him. Eventually I folded. The instructor in my self-defense class told us the most effective place to kick a man is his stomach. Personally, I think it's nuts. What do you call a man lying in front of a door. Mat. Son: Dad, what is a firefighter's least favorite letter? Dad: R, son. I hate the key E minor. It gives me the E-B-G-Bs. What's a goblin's favorite dinner? Ghoulash. Get this great book of dad jokes that are at the same time punny and pretty darn awful. You could be the perfect punster at the next family get together when you spring these great dad jokes on everyone. But why wait until then? These great one-liners and wordplay jokes are perfect for the dinner table, a long car ride with children, when you need to make small talk in a business meeting, make a great toast or when you want to impress your kids in front of their friends. Dad jokes are not just for dads either, they are a great way for kids to learn about word meaning, creativity and clever context. Challenge your family to come up with their own! Lighten up everyone's day with this great book of 1001 dad jokes. Makes the perfect gift for dad's birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, first-time dads or anyone who needs a good eye roll and a chuckle.
Author : Matthew Cooper
Publisher : Power Pub
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1925967050
This book is value-packed with 2 manuscripts inside: Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns Volume 1 Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns Volume 2 Save over 20% when purchasing this book compared to purchasing both volumes individually. There is almost a total of 900 painfully funny Dad Jokes in here Sometimes nothing makes more sense than a good, old fashioned corny joke to make the heart merry, and put a smile on everyone's face. Dad jokes or bad jokes, either one is fine. They sometimes do the trick... What is an elf who has just won the lottery called...? "Welfy..." There are plenty of puns in here which you can recite to your friends ans pass yourself off as word smith - unless your last name is NOT Smith. What do you call a Mexican who's just had his 4x4 stolen...? Carlos... Looking for the perfect Christmas present for Dad?Search no more, with this hilarious book of Dad Jokes. What's inside: Father and Son Jokes Family Jokes Marriage Jokes Work Jokes Alcohol Jokes Animal Jokes Food Jokes Crude Jokes Fruit and Veggie Jokes Light Bulb Jokes Iowan Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Christmas Jokes Weather Jokes Valentine Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Birthday Jokes Coffee Jokes General Wordplay Jokes Creative Answering Machine Messages Countless Cheesy Puns A total of almost 900 Jokes What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click 'add to cart' for a hilarious experience with family and friends
Author : Magical Ever
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 120 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2020-08-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798672784731
The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays, son & dautgher day. Clean family friendly jokes. size 6 x 9 in , 120 pages more than 110 jokes in all over this humor book you can give your review & comment about any joke. -A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince & happy. -finaly i will say than you cant find any one never and ever in all over of the world to give you the true love like your father & mom. (remind that)
Author : Matthew Cooper
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 192596700X
Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452184135
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
Author : Mike Gaffy
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2018-04-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1387774573
Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly terrible as a dad joke? WeÕre not talking about just some silly jokes or one-liner; these jokes are an assembly of some of the most offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man. Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment, these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs. Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck! The best (or worst) dad jokes come from the world around us covering the essential dad joke subjects like: The family: You forgot the pickles! ItÕs kind of a big dill. Kid jokes: WhatÕs the worst thing about being a grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape! Insult jokes: If I wanted to hear from a butthole, IÕd just fart. Old age: Sometimes when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal hoping that the cashier asks for ID. Gain the respect and admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and coworkers
Author : Josh Kilen
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 180 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2017-08-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1975757254
This book is a celebration of puns, jokes, and humor that only Dads, and Dads-in-Training, can appreciate. From short and funny zingers to longer stories that will have your audience groaning with laughter, this book has everything you need to tell awfully funny jokes. If you're a Dad, you will love it. If you're a child, you will grow wiser and more wonderful in your father's eyes with each terrible but hilarious joke you tell him. Do yourself a favor, get this book and become the life of the party, an instant wit, and possibly your father's favorite child.
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2022-10-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1441340122
Perfect for all wisecracking Dads! HORRIBLY AWFUL DAD JOKES is packed full of gut-busting, knee-slapping, head-shaking laughs. Inside this book, you'll find over 600 knock-knock jokes, puns, one-liners, and more! Plus, with jokes organized by topic, you'll have no trouble finding laughs for any occasion. So, don't wait! You're already everyone's favorite Dad, so why not be their favorite comedian, too? Space is included for a personal note.