My Life As A Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2006-07-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418553210

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My Life As a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star by Bill Myers Pdf

Take another hilarious romp through Wally's incredible worlds as he learns the importance of trusting God even when things don't make sense. For just a few days, Wally gets to run his life his way. Meaning, he can do or be or have whatever he wants. But soon catastrophe piles upon catastrophe, and Wally begs God for things to go back the way they were.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2007-07-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418553364

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My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber by Bill Myers Pdf

At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 87 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 1997-01-31
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535032

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My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint by Bill Myers Pdf

Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2006-10-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418553326

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My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles by Bill Myers Pdf

Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger. All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 1994-04-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535148

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My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss by Bill Myers Pdf

It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 85 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2001-05-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535094

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My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie by Bill Myers Pdf

Once again our part-time hereo and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow-and, well, let's just say it's not a pretty picture (or a pleasant smelling one). Through all this, Wally learns the importance of following God's command to always forgive one another.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 87 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 1998-11-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418553456

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My Life as a Human Hairball by Bill Myers Pdf

Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 1998-03-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535056

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My Life as a Screaming Skydiver by Bill Myers Pdf

Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos (don't laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret . . . Giggle Gun. It isn't until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life. . . And while he is at it, the entire free world.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2006-10-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418553425

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My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback by Bill Myers Pdf

In his newest, original outing, bungling hero Wally McDoogle runs into trouble by unfairly judging others and gossiping behind people's backs. But it's not until he tries to see people through the eyes of God that he realizes it's better to love than to judge.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2001-10-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535117

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My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) by Bill Myers Pdf

My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2003-06-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535254

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My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler by Bill Myers Pdf

Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake...and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor from My Life As a Sky Surfing Skateboarder) turns Wally into a human guinea pig for his latest creation-the Mind Magnifier. And something goes terribly wrong. Instead of a dramatically increased brain size, Wally ends up with ears big enough to use for hang-gliding! When you mix in giant flying snails and Tina, a giggling tarantula the size of a small house, you've got problems of major proportions. Now, our boy blunder must save Tina, his life, and the entire city! In this life-and-death struggle, Wally learns the importance of admitting mistakes and not hiding the truth from his parents.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2020-01-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780785231233

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My Life as Crocodile Junk Food by Bill Myers Pdf

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 1995-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535179

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My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut by Bill Myers Pdf

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2020-01-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780785231219

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My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord by Bill Myers Pdf

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 608 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Authors, American
ISBN : UCSD:31822037943230

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The Writers Directory by Anonim Pdf