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Lunella can't wait to study the Omni-Wave Projector she found, but when it's activated during gym class, it creates a time portal, bringing forth the Devil Dinosaur, along with the evil Killer Folk, who still stop at nothing to claim the device for themselves.
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Author : Random House Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers Page : 11 pages File Size : 43,9 Mb Release : 2002-10-22 Category : Juvenile Fiction ISBN : 9780375822704
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