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Author : Stephen Fry,John Lloyd,John Mitchinson
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 0571233732

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Qi by Stephen Fry,John Lloyd,John Mitchinson Pdf

Upgrade your small talk instantly with this compendium of crisp one-liners.

QI: Advanced Banter

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 422 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2008-11-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780571248230

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QI: Advanced Banter by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson Pdf

The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI. 'You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.' Steve Martin; 'You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.' Chinese proverb; 'The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.' Victor Lewis-Smith; 'Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.' Mark Twain; 'Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit.' R.E. Shay; 'If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of 'what-ho's!'' P. G.Wodehouse

If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson
Publisher : Crown
Page : 418 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2009-08-04
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9780307460677

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If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People? by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson Pdf

John Lloyd and John Mitchinson have proven themselves to be masters at digging up obscure facts, abstruse information, and amusing anecdotes and presenting them effortlessly, somewhat slyly, with either great wit or at least a little bit of tongue in cheek. Their gifts are on full display in Quote Interesting, a lively, wonderfully enjoyable anthology of hundreds of quotes you probably have never heard before, arranged thematically from A to Z. From laugh-out-loud-funny bon mots to some real headscratchers, Lloyd and Mitchinson have gathered a universe of star-studded blurbs like: “The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.” —Victor Lewis Smith “When you forget to eat, you know you’re alive.” —Henry James “I think people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.” —Nancy Reagan “You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” —Steve Martin

The Book of the Dead

Author : John Mitchinson,John Lloyd
Publisher : Crown Pub
Page : 434 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2010-09
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780307716408

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The Book of the Dead by John Mitchinson,John Lloyd Pdf

A whimsical treasury of biographical profiles of famous and lesser-known individuals now dead includes hundreds of entries that reveal embarrassing-but-true details typically omitted by official biographers. Co-authored by the award-winning producer of Blackadder and the writer of QI.

QI: The Book of Animal Ignorance

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2009-01-08
Category : Nature
ISBN : 9780571249176

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QI: The Book of Animal Ignorance by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson Pdf

Join QI's expedition into the animal kingdom to encounter 100 of its most remarkable subjects. Marvel at the elephants that walk on tiptoe, pigs that shine in the dark, and the woodlouse that drinks through its bottom. Albatrosses can fly non-stop for ten years without touching the ground. Box jellyfish have twenty-four eyes. Geese mourn their dead. Koalas don't drink. Monkeys pay to look at porn. Lobsters live for a century. Mice sing while having sex. Spiders can fly.

The Second Book of General Ignorance

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson
Publisher : Crown
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2011-10-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307951762

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The Second Book of General Ignorance by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson Pdf

From the brains behind the New York Times' bestseller, The Book of General Ignorance comes another wonderful collection of the most outrageous, fascinating, and mind-bending facts, taking on the hugely popular form of the first book in the internationally bestselling series. Just when you thought that it was safe to start showing off again, John Lloyd and John Mitchinson are back with another busload of mistakes and misunderstandings. Here is a new collection of simple, perfectly obvious questions you'll be quite certain you know the answers to. Whether it's history, science, sports, geography, literature, language, medicine, the classics, or common wisdom, you'll be astonished to discover that everything you thought you knew is still hopelessly wrong. For example, do you know who made the first airplane flight? How many legs does an octopus have? How much water should you drink every day? What is the chance of tossing a coin and it landing on heads? What happens if you leave a tooth in a glass of Coke overnight? What is house dust mostly made from? What was the first dishwasher built to do? What color are oranges? Who in the world is most likely to kill you? Whatever your answers to the questions above, you can be sure that everything you think you know is wrong. The Second Book of General Ignorance is the essential text for everyone who knows they don't know everything, and an ideal stick with which to beat people who think they do.

The Book of General Ignorance

Author : John Mitchinson,John Lloyd
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2007-08-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307405517

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The Book of General Ignorance by John Mitchinson,John Lloyd Pdf

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Misconceptions, misunderstandings, and flawed facts finally get the heave-ho in this humorous, downright humiliating book of reeducation based on the phenomenal British bestseller. Challenging what most of us assume to be verifiable truths in areas like history, literature, science, nature, and more,The Book of General Ignorance is a witty “gotcha” compendium of how little we actually know about anything. It’ll have you scratching your head wondering why we even bother to go to school. Think Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented in America, Henry VIII had six wives, Mount Everest is the tallest mountain? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again. You’ll be surprised at how much you don’t know! Check out The Book of General Ignorance for more fun entries and complete answers to the following: How long can a chicken live without its head? About two years. What do chameleons do? They don’t change color to match the background. Never have; never will. Complete myth. Utter fabrication. Total Lie. They change color as a result of different emotional states. How many legs does a centipede have? Not a hundred. How many toes has a two-toed sloth? It’s either six or eight. Who was the first American president? Peyton Randolph. What were George Washington’s false teeth made from? Mostly hippopotamus. What was James Bond’s favorite drink? Not the vodka martini.

QI: the Book of the Dead

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson
Publisher : Faber & Faber Non Fiction
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2015-03-05
Category : Biography
ISBN : 0571324118

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QI: the Book of the Dead by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson Pdf

QI's biographical dictionary of incredible lives.

222 QI Answers to Your Quite Ingenious Questions

Author : The QI Elves
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 341 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2022-11-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780571381272

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222 QI Answers to Your Quite Ingenious Questions by The QI Elves Pdf

EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR - A NEW BOOK BY QI ELVES JAMES HARKIN AND ANNA PTASZYNSKI - IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER NOW * The perfect gift for the incurably curious * This edition includes all new, even more ingenious questions and answers! It was previously published in hardback as Funny You Should Ask . . . Again. 'The best trivia book of the season.' THE SPECTATOR 'Mind-blowing.' DAILY MAIL 'Genuinely interesting.' POPULAR SCIENCE Which lottery numbers should I pick? Is it true that we are made entirely of stardust? Can dogs tell the time? Why do songs get stuck in my head? If Rome wasn't built in a day, how long did it take? Do plants make noises? Where is last Wednesday? These are just a few of the questions put to the QI Elves by the listeners of BBC Radio 2's The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show. This book is a collection of their cracking, unexpected and frequently hilarious answers. Chock full with extra facts and illustrations from the Elves, 222 QI Answers to Your Quite Ingenious Questions will spark wonder and joy. Includes a foreword from Zoe Ball. *** For more from the team behind QI's hit TV show check out the QI FACTS series of books, @qikipedia and listen to their weekly podcast at nosuchthingasafish.com or visit qi.com

1,342 QI Facts To Leave You Flabbergasted

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 236 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2016-11-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780571332489

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1,342 QI Facts To Leave You Flabbergasted by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin Pdf

'I love these books ... the best books ever. Brilliant' Chris EvansThis is an astonishing trove of the strangest, funniest, and most improbable tidbits of knowledge from the clever lot at the hugely popular BBC quiz show QI.The sock-blasting, jaw-dropping, side-swiping phenomenon that is QI serves up a sparkling new selection of 1,342 facts to leave you flabbergasted.Did you know that:Trees sleep at night.Google searches for 'How to put on a condom' peak at 10.28pm.There is no word for time in any Aboriginal language.Scotland has 421 words for snow.Emoji is the fastest growing language in history.Astronauts wear belts to stop their trousers falling up.The name Donald means 'ruler of the world'.Tanks are exempt from London's Congestion charge.The world's only Cornish pasty museum is in Mexico.When you blush so does the lining of your stomach.A group of unicorns is called a blessing.If there are any facts you don't believe, or if you want to know more about them, all the sources can be found on www.qi.com

2,024 QI Facts To Stop You In Your Tracks

Author : John Lloyd,James Harkin,Anne Miller
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 341 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2018-10-16
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9780571348978

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2,024 QI Facts To Stop You In Your Tracks by John Lloyd,James Harkin,Anne Miller Pdf

EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR - A NEW BOOK BY QI ELVES JAMES HARKIN AND ANNA PTASZYNSKI - IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER NOW *THE SUNDAY TIMES TOP TEN BESTSELLER* 'I love these books ... the best books ever. Brilliant' Chris Evans A bumper final edition of the most surprising, amazing, and hilarious facts on the planet from the clever-clogs at QI. QI is the smartest comedy show on British television. Here creator John Lloyd and QI Elves James Harkin and Anne Miller bring together 2,024 brain-tickling brand new facts to stop you in your tracks... Did you know that: Humans glow in the dark. The Pope drives a blue Ford Focus. One of the moons of Uranus is called Margaret. Scottish football referees are sponsored by Specsavers. Dogs visiting US National Parks can be certified as Bark Rangers. The world's smallest computer is smaller than a grain of sand. Candyfloss was invented by a dentist. Nobody knows who named the Earth.

1,234 QI Facts to Leave You Speechless

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 238 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2015-11-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780571326693

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1,234 QI Facts to Leave You Speechless by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin Pdf

'I love these books ... the best books ever. Brilliant' Chris Evans The fourth in QI's bestselling facts series - 1,234 QI Facts to Leave You Speechless is filled to the brim with astonishing facts that will leave you befuddled, bemused and bewildered. The QI team have blown your socks off, made your jaw drop and knocked you sideways. Now they return with 1,234 brand-new mind-blowing facts that will leave you utterly speechless. Did you know: Flowers get suntans. Denmark imports prisoners. Bees can fly higher than Mount Everest. The Republic of Ireland first got postcodes in 2015. Martin Luther King Jr got a C+ in Public Speaking. No one in the UK dies of 'natural causes'. Penguins can't taste fish.

QI: The Third Book of General Ignorance

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin,Andrew Hunter Murray
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 297 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2015-09-29
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9780571309009

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QI: The Third Book of General Ignorance by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin,Andrew Hunter Murray Pdf

The Third Book of General Ignorance gathers together 180 questions, both new and previously featured on the BBC TV programme's popular 'General Ignorance' round, and show why, when it comes to general knowledge, none of us knows anything at all.Who invented the sandwich? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Who first ate frogs' legs? Which cat never changes its spots? What did Lady Godiva do? What can you legally do if you come across a Welshman in Chester after sunset?

1,411 QI Facts To Knock You Sideways

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 263 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2014-10-09
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9780571317783

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1,411 QI Facts To Knock You Sideways by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin Pdf

'I love these books ... the best books ever. Brilliant' Chris Evans1,411 QI Facts to Knock You Sideways, by John Lloyd, John Mitchinson and James Harkin, contains all-new facts from the QI team to astonish, delight and enlighten.1,227 QI Facts blew your socks off. 1,339 QI Facts made your jaw drop. Now the QI team return with this year's groaning sack of astonishment. Prepare to be knocked sideways...Did you know that:Orchids can get jetlag.Lizards can't walk and breathe at the same time.There are 177,147 ways to tie a tie.Ladybird orgasms last for 30 minutes.Traffic lights existed before cars.Sir Bruce Forsyth is four months older than sliced bread.The soil in your garden is 2 million years old.If there are any facts you don't believe, or if you want to know more about them, all the sources can be found on qi.com.

1,339 QI Facts To Make Your Jaw Drop

Author : John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 369 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2013-11-07
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9780571313211

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1,339 QI Facts To Make Your Jaw Drop by John Lloyd,John Mitchinson,James Harkin Pdf

EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR - A NEW BOOK BY QI ELVES JAMES HARKIN AND ANNA PTASZYNSKI - IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER NOW 'I love these books ... the best books ever. Brilliant' Chris Evans 1,399 QI Facts To Make Your Jaw Drop by John Lloyd, John Mitchinson and James Harkin is packed with even more fascinating facts. Whilst you're bending over to grab your socks following the succes of 1,227 QI Facts to Blow Your Socks Off, don't forget pick up your jaw as the QI team returns with a fresh stack of facts to astonish and enlighten. Did you know that: Pigs suffer from anorexia. It is impossible to whistle in a spacesuit. The first computer mouse was made of wood. Rugby School's first official rugby kit in 1871 included a bow tie. Lord Kitchener had four spaniels called Shot, Bang, Miss and Damn. J. K Rowling has no middle name. If there are any facts you don't believe, or if you want to know more about them, all the sources can be found on QI's website.