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Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 330 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2012-04-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101561515

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Someone is eating for two... Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She's no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren't on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade. When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she's carrying is Rafe's, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory's body. A clever trap? Or could it be true? Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory's mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans...

Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2010-02-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101184837

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Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder...how much is she willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?

Real Vampires Know Size Matters

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2013-12-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101619971

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In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman... Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants. And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…

Real Vampires Know Hips Happen

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 357 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2013-03-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101619599

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Real Vampires: Rafe Takes the Heat

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Dragon Lady Publishing
Page : 340 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2023-07-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780991486038

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Real Vampires: Rafe Takes the Heat by Gerry Bartlett Pdf

What happens when the Devil demands his due? Shapeshifter Rafael Valdez has always protected others, including his vampire friends during the day. Now he owns a successful nightclub, is married to werecat Lacy and has triplets. He’s spent years trying to deny his demon side, but it’s impossible once his daughter is born. She has inherited the dark powers he hoped never to use or pass on to his children. When demons start converging on Austin, Rafe knows something big is going down. Then he finds out the Devil has offered a huge reward to anyone who can capture and bring Rafe’s little girl to Hell. No, he won’t stand for it. Lilith, Rafe’s mother and the most powerful demon there is, shows up offering to protect the child. Is she just another scheming demon or the loving grandmother she’s pretending to be? Rafe has trouble believing her since she’s ignored him most of his long life but he has no choice. Desperate, Rafe descends into Hell, determined to bargain with the Devil. What must he do to save his child? The Real Vampire gang offers to help him in what becomes a battle of good versus evil. But will right be enough to overcome might? Rafe can only hope so as he uses all his demon powers in the fight to save his family.

Real Vampires: Glory Does Vegas

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Dragon Lady Publishing
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2021-04-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780991486021

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Real Vampires: Glory Does Vegas by Gerry Bartlett Pdf

Gambling on her future in Las Vegas You’d think four-hundred-year-old vampire Glory St. Clair would have her act together by now. She loves her too handsome and always arrogant sire, Jeremiah Campbell. Now she wants to take charge of her own life and not just be known as Jeremiah’s “woman”. She’s been drifting along all these years and what better place for a vampire than a city known for its night life? Las Vegas is teeming with vampires, shape-shifters and even demons. Some are willing to help her, but others? Starting over is hard, especially when you’re afraid of some of your powers and discovering new ones. As she gains strength, Glory wonders if this fight is worth it. She might become her own woman, but will she end up pushing away the only man she’s ever loved? This gamble for her freedom may just be a risk she’s not willing to take.

Real Vampires and the Viking

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Dragon Lady Publishing
Page : 315 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2020-07-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Real Vampires and the Viking by Gerry Bartlett Pdf

A honeymoon from hell ... Vampire Glory thought it would be 24 hours of pleasure during Sweden’s long, long nights. But then a romantic sleigh ride with Jerry finds them in an ice-quake ... A Viking frozen for a thousand years lands at Glory’s feet. Company on their honeymoon? No thanks. But it’s impossible to resist a chance to help a fierce Viking even if the newlyweds end up in a fight for their lives. At least this honeymoon was never boring ...

Real Vampires: Revenge of the Pirates

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Dragon Lady Publishing
Page : 269 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2023-07-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798985112238

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A fight to the death… Vampire Gloriana St. Clair is shocked when the queen of the pirates ends her own life rather than surrender to the king’s justice. Peace at last and her lover Jeremiah Campbell is off to Edinburgh to share the good news. But the pirates are back, seeking… Revenge. With the help of a traitor inside their own castle walls, Glory is kidnapped, taken aboard the pirate ship and put under a spell that leaves her helpless. Wait for someone to save her? Never. Using everything in her, Glory manages to escape and lands on a deserted beach. There she discovers something she’s always wanted and never dared believe she could have. It isn’t easy, but Glory and Jeremiah will fight any and everyone to keep what is theirs. Those foolish pirates should have known the sweetest revenge is to live happily ever after.

Real Vampires: A Highland Christmas

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Dragon Lady Publishing
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2020-02-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Real Vampires: A Highland Christmas by Gerry Bartlett Pdf

A new vampire with a hunger to please…Gloriana St. Clair would do anything to stay with her lover Jeremiah Campbell. She proved it by turning vampire so they could be together forever. But this new life is hard. Days, she is dead and nights she must learn to hunt, well, prey. Like the pretty maid selling sticky buns on the corner. Torture! Glory misses food, hot chocolate and sunlight. The worst? Jeremiah is dragging her to meet his parents in Scotland. His father is Laird of his clan. If only there were a ring on Glory’s finger. What will his mother say when Jeremiah brings his mistress home for a jolly Christmas surprise? Glory is stalked by an ancient vampire during the perilous journey in this prequel set in 1604. There’s even more danger awaiting her at Castle Campbell deep in the Scottish Highlands. Will Jeremiah’s love be enough to keep this from becoming a far from merry Christmas?

Real Vampires: Glory and the Pirates

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Dragon Lady Publishing
Page : 323 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2020-11-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Real Vampires: Glory and the Pirates by Gerry Bartlett Pdf

She’s fighting for her life and her love… Vampire Gloriana St. Clair comes with her lover to the coast of Scotland where Jeremiah Campbell is charged with ridding the land of the pirates plaguing the people there. It’s spring, a time for new beginnings, and Glory is eager to see her new home. Too bad it’s a stone nightmare. Then the pirates attack and Glory is swept up in a fight for her life with the queen of the pirates herself. It’s horrifying. Wounded and afraid, Glory is glad to make a new friend, Florence daVinci. This is a woman who has lived for centuries and knows how to protect herself. Can Glory learn to do the same? With witches warning her, and more pirates seeking revenge, Glory has to find her courage. Then she has to convince Jeremiah that she is strong enough to fight and win her own battles. But is she? Only a last clash under the full moon holds the answer.

Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 283 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2011-08-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101517420

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For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with. When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.

Real Vampires Have Curves

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 340 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0425220966

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Real Vampires Don't Diet

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 356 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2009-01-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 042522564X

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Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky. Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.

Real Vampires Have More to Love

Author : Gerry Bartlett
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 300 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2010-12-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101445747

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Read Gerry Bartlett's blogs and other content on the Penguin Community. View our feature on Gerry Bartlett’s Real Vampires Have More to Love. Dangerous curves lie ahead in the latest hilarious novel from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. Glory St. Clair is a vampire with man trouble. Between her on-again, off-again lover Jeremy Blade, smoking hot rock star Ray Caine, and former bodyguard turned apartment mate Valdez, there's enough man-candy around to make even a gal with a liquid diet feel a sugar rush. Glory's got no time to enjoy it, though, considering that she's in the middle of planning her best friend's wedding. And let's not forget that there happens to be a hit on her head, thanks to when she took out a techno-freak billionaire. Now, between planning a bachelorette party and dodging stakes, Glory has to decide which man she really wants, before her love life meets an early grave...

When Life Gives You Vampires

Author : Gloria Duke
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 278 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2022-10-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781728257464

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When Life Gives You Vampires by Gloria Duke Pdf

Bridget Jones for the vampire obsessed: fans of Olivia Dade, Tessa Bailey, and Julie Murphy will love to sink their teeth into this charming romantic comedy. Single (plus size) vampire, desperately in search of a life. Twenty-five year old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily's determined to get to the bottom of it, or die (again) trying. Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lily—it's against vampire law—but now that she's here, they need to team up to save both their hides. They strike an uneasy truce, fending off other vampires, Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother's tone-deaf romance and fitness advice...all while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change. Falling for her maddeningly gorgeous sire? Easy. Surviving an ancient vampire Master determined to see her twice-dead? Piece of cake. But can Lily ever truly learn to love the woman she'll be forever more? Perfect for fans looking for: a little Halloween spirit body positive representation enemies to lovers vibes