Running With Scissors

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 347 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2010-04-01
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781429902526

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Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

The #1 New York Times bestselling memoir from Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors, now a Major Motion Picture! Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead-ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain. Suddenly, at age twelve, Augusten Burroughs found himself living in a dilapidated Victorian in perfect squalor. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients, and a pedophile living in the backyard shed completed the tableau. Here, there were no rules, there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer, and Valium was eaten like Pez. And when things got dull, there was always the vintage electroshock therapy machine under the stairs.... Running with Scissors is at turns foul and harrowing, compelling and maniacally funny. But above all, it chronicles an ordinary boy's survival under the most extraordinary circumstances.

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : Atlantic Books Ltd
Page : 277 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2004-02-01
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780857893529

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Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

The #1 New York Times Bestseller An Entertainment Weekly Top Ten Book of the Year Now a Major Motion Picture This is the true story of a boy who wanted to grow up with the Brady Bunch, but ended up living with the Addams Family. Augusten Burroughs's mother gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead ringer for Santa Claus and a certifiable lunatic into the bargain. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients and a sinister man living in the garden shed completed the tableau. In the perfect squalor of their dilapidated Victorian house, there were no rules and there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer and Valium was chomped down like sweets. And when things got a bit slow, there was always the ancient electroshock therapy machine under the stairs... 'This is the Brady Bunch on Viagra... it is impossible not to laugh at all the jokes; to admire the sardonic, fetid tone; to wonder, slack-jawed and agog, at the sheer looniness of the vista he conjures up' -- Rachel Cooke, Observer

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 329 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2016-03-29
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781250082367

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Lust & Wonder by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

The instant New York Times bestseller Lust: 1. intense sexual desire or appetite 2.a passionate or overmastering desire or craving 3.ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish. Wonder: 1. something strange and surprising; a cause of surprise, astonishment,or admiration 2. the emotion excited by what is strange and surprising; a feeling of surprised or puzzled interest, sometimes tinged with admiration 3. a miraculous deed or event; remarkable phenomenon From the beloved #1 New York Times bestselling author comes an intimate look at the driving forces in one man’s life. With Augusten's unique and singular observations and his own unabashed way of detailing both the horrific and the humorous, Lust and Wonder is a hilariously frank memoir that his legions of fans have been waiting for. His story began in Running with Scissors, endured through Dry, and continues with this memoir, the capstone to the life of Augusten Burroughs. Funny, sweet, alarming, and ultimately, moving and tender, Lust & Wonder is an experience of a book that will resonate with anyone who has loved and lost and loved again.

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 278 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2008-04-29
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781429937658

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A Wolf at the Table by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

"As a little boy, I had a dream that my father had taken me to the woods where there was a dead body. He buried it and told me I must never tell. It was the only thing we'd ever done together as father and son, and I promised not to tell. But unlike most dreams, the memory of this one never left me. And sometimes...I wasn't altogether sure about one thing: was it just a dream?" When Augusten Burroughs was small, his father was a shadowy presence in his life: a form on the stairs, a cough from the basement, a silent figure smoking a cigarette in the dark. As Augusten grew older, something sinister within his father began to unfurl. Something dark and secretive that could not be named. Betrayal after shocking betrayal ensued, and Augusten's childhood was over. The kind of father he wanted didn't exist for him. This father was distant, aloof, uninterested... And then the "games" began. With A Wolf at the Table, Augusten Burroughs makes a quantum leap into untapped emotional terrain: the radical pendulum swing between love and hate, the unspeakably terrifying relationship between father and son. Told with scorching honesty and penetrating insight, it is a story for anyone who has ever longed for unconditional love from a parent. Though harrowing and brutal, A Wolf at the Table will ultimately leave you buoyed with the profound joy of simply being alive. It's a memoir of stunning psychological cruelty and the redemptive power of hope.

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2012-05-08
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781250011565

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This Is How by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

If you're fat and fail every diet, if you're thin but can't get thin enough, if you lose your job, if your child dies, if you are diagnosed with cancer, if you always end up with exactly the wrong kind of person, if you always end up alone, if you can't get over the past, if your parents are insane and ruining your life, if you really and truly wish you were dead, if you feel like it's your destiny to be a star, if you believe life has a grudge against you, if you don't want to have sex with your spouse and don't know why, if you feel so ashamed, if you're lost in life. If you have ever wondered, How am I aupposed to survive this? This is How.

Author : L.A. Witt
Publisher : GallagherWitt
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2018-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781642309089

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Running with Scissors by L.A. Witt Pdf

Eighteen months ago, drummer Jude Colburn made the biggest mistake of his life when he walked away from his band just as they were on the brink of success. Now, he’s got a second chance. The band’s bassist just quit, and Jude plays bass almost as well as he plays drums. The other band members aren’t thrilled, but they are desperate. Running with Scissors needs him, but there’s one condition: no hooking up with bandmates. That’s what ruined things eighteen months ago, after all. Jude’s on board, but no one warned him about the drummer who replaced him. A.J. Palmer is shy and unassuming . . . until he hits the stage. He gets Jude’s attention from the first beat, and suddenly that “no hookups” rule isn’t so easy to follow. Keeping secrets on a tour bus isn’t easy either, and it’s only a matter of time before the band catches on. When everything hits the fan, Jude has to choose: a second chance at the career he’s always regretted leaving, or a shot at the man of his dreams? This 82,000 word novel was previously published.

Author : Ellen Gruber Garvey
Publisher : Oxford University Press
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2012-11-02
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9780199986354

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Writing with Scissors by Ellen Gruber Garvey Pdf

Men and women 150 years ago grappled with information overload by making scrapbooks-the ancestors of Google and blogging. From Abraham Lincoln to Susan B. Anthony, African American janitors to farmwomen, abolitionists to Confederates, people cut out and pasted down their reading. Writing with Scissors opens a new window into the feelings and thoughts of ordinary and extraordinary Americans. Like us, nineteenth-century readers spoke back to the media, and treasured what mattered to them. In this groundbreaking book, Ellen Gruber Garvey reveals a previously unexplored layer of American popular culture, where the proliferating cheap press touched the lives of activists and mourning parents, and all who yearned for a place in history. Scrapbook makers documented their feelings about momentous public events such as living through the Civil War, mediated through the newspapers. African Americans and women's rights activists collected, concentrated, and critiqued accounts from a press that they did not control to create "unwritten histories" in books they wrote with scissors. Whether scrapbook makers pasted their clippings into blank books, sermon collections, or the pre-gummed scrapbook that Mark Twain invented, they claimed ownership of their reading. They created their own democratic archives. Writing with Scissors argues that people have long had a strong personal relationship to media. Like newspaper editors who enthusiastically "scissorized" and reprinted attractive items from other newspapers, scrapbook makers passed their reading along to family and community. This book explains how their scrapbooks underlie our present-day ways of thinking about information, news, and what we do with it.

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 250 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781250019967

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Toil & Trouble by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

From the number one New York Times bestselling author comes another stunning memoir that is tender, touching...and just a little spooky. "Here’s a partial list of things I don’t believe in: God. The Devil. Heaven. Hell. Bigfoot. Ancient Aliens. Past lives. Life after death. Vampires. Zombies. Reiki. Homeopathy. Rolfing. Reflexology. Note that 'witches' and 'witchcraft' are absent from this list. The thing is, I wouldn’t believe in them, and I would privately ridicule any idiot who did, except for one thing: I am a witch." For as long as Augusten Burroughs could remember, he knew things he shouldn't have known. He manifested things that shouldn't have come to pass. And he told exactly no one about this, save one person: his mother. His mother reassured him that it was all perfectly normal, that he was descended from a long line of witches, going back to the days of the early American colonies. And that this family tree was filled with witches. It was a bond that he and his mother shared--until the day she left him in the care of her psychiatrist to be raised in his family (but that's a whole other story). After that, Augusten was on his own. On his own to navigate the world of this tricky power; on his own to either use or misuse this gift. From the hilarious to the terrifying, Toil & Trouble is a chronicle of one man's journey to understand himself, to reconcile the powers he can wield with things with which he is helpless. There are very few things that are coincidences, as you will learn in Toil & Trouble. Ghosts are real, trees can want to kill you, beavers are the spawn of Satan, houses are alive, and in the end, love is the most powerful magic of all.

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2009-10-27
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1429943750

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You Better Not Cry by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

You've eaten too much candy at Christmas...but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses...but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover...but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

Author : Brock Wilbur,Nathan Rabin
Publisher : Boss Fight Books
Page : 103 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2020-04-07
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9781940535227

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Postal by Brock Wilbur,Nathan Rabin Pdf

In 1997, game studio Running With Scissors released its debut title, Postal, an isometric shooter aimed at shocking an imagined pearl-clutching public. The game was crass, gory, and dumb—all of which might have been forgivable if the game had been any fun to play. Postal gained enough notoriety from riding the wave of public outrage to warrant a sequel. And DLC. And a remake. And, perhaps most surprising of all, a Golden-Raspberry-winning feature film adaptation directed by the infamous Uwe Boll. In this thoughtful and hilarious tag-team performance, Brock Wilbur & Nathan Rabin probe the fascinatingly troubled game and film for what each can tell us about shock culture & mass shootings, interviewing the RWS team and even Boll himself for answers. Like it or not, Postal is the franchise that won't die—no matter how many molotov cocktails you throw at it.

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : Atlantic Books Ltd
Page : 303 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2011-06-01
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780857895240

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Possible Side Effects by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection of true stories yet. From nicotine gum addiction to lesbian personal ads to incontinent dogs, Possible Side Effects mines Burroughs's life in a series of uproariously funny essays. These are stories that are uniquely Augusten, with all the over-the-top hilarity of Running with Scissors,the erudition of Dry, and the breadth of Magical Thinking. A collection that is universal in its appeal and unabashedly intimate, Possible Side Effects continues to explore that which is most personal, mirthful, disturbing, and cherished, with unmatched audacity. A cautionary tale in essay form. Be forewarned--hilarious, troubling, and shocking results might occur.

Author : Jennifer Moss Breen,Haytham Abduljawad,Jacqueline N. Font-Guzmán
Publisher : Contemporary Perspectives in Business Leadership
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2019
Category : Leadership
ISBN : 1641137096

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Running with Scissors by Jennifer Moss Breen,Haytham Abduljawad,Jacqueline N. Font-Guzmán Pdf

Business leadership in complex times : an introduction -- The dinosaur and a duck with a smartphone : transcending strategies to win over millennials / Haytham Abduljawad -- Marvelous Monday mornings / Alain M. de Sales -- Changing hearts by changing mindsets : reexamining the leader-follower paradigm in a global franchising system / Rob Koonce and Kim Koonce -- Learning through adversity: introduction -- Leading in a multicultural environment : three lessons to live / Joseph Alessi -- Pascal's pantry : the unexpected outcomes of mission work in the Dominican Republic / Tanya Morgan Benedict and Jennifer Moss Breen -- A Western leader's year in South Korea : inheriting an abandoned cross-cultural team / Carly Speranza -- Educating in complex times : an introduction -- Thoughtful leadership : reflecting on assumptions and group identity / Sharon Holderman -- Oasis in crisis / Kelsie L. Abduljawad -- About the editors -- About the contributors.

Author : Augusten Burroughs
Publisher : Atlantic Books Ltd
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2012-06-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780857895233

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Magical Thinking by Augusten Burroughs Pdf

A collection of autobiographical short stories, small vignettes of his life experiences, universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate and very funny. From the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry comes a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial when Augusten was seven. Then there is the contest of wills with the deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. Dating an undertaker and much more. A collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate and very funny.

Author : Michael McKeever
Publisher : Dramatic Pub.
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Life and death, Power over
ISBN : 1583426191

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Charlie Cox Runs with Scissors by Michael McKeever Pdf

Author : Bob Wallace
Publisher : Virtualbookworm Publishing
Page : 129 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2005-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781589397989

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Flying with Scissors by Bob Wallace Pdf

What do superheroes, Spam, "The THING?" Yoda, snipe, Jell-O, flatulence and cancer all have in common? Until now, not much. But, "Flying with Scissors: A Different Perspective on Childhood Cancer" changes all that by weaving these and other unlikely topics into a totally unique look at childhood cancer and the kids who have moved beyond the illness. Having trained under the greatest guru of all-life--these kids are set on reminding us that the world is not made up of problems, but of dreams, hope, and triumph. Hilarious and heartfelt, "Flying with Scissors" takes the personal experiences and insights of children who have battled cancer and turns them into universal truths that relate to each of us. It provides a non-traditional look at a typically solemn topic. "Flying with Scissors" is a resource and companion for anyone close to a child going through the cancer experience. Possibly more importantly, "Flying with Scissors" provides guidance for all of us, valuable insights for living life-every, every day. And, like DC Comics used to say, "It's more fun than a barrel full of genetically-altered winged monkeys!"