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Santa Steps Out

Robert Devereaux
Santa Steps Out Book PDF

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Deadite Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2011-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1621050130

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Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ... His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ... She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ... He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ... Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux

Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes

Robert Devereaux
Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes Book PDF

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Deadite Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2011-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1621050149

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Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes by Robert Devereaux Pdf

"I wish I could hope to ever attain one-thousandth the perversity of Robert Devereaux's toenail clippings." -Poppy Z. Brite Santa Claus is back. And flying beside him is Wendy, his freshly minted stepdaughter, who can peer into the future of selected children and offer them glimpses of the wonders ahead. But with that power come horrific visions of the turmoil and trouble the less fortunate among them are fated to suffer. Can Wendy and her stepfather prevent the suicide of Jamie Stratton in his teen years, as he grows up gay in a homophobic household and community? God the Father grants them three Thanksgiving visits to Jamie's tormentors, in hopes of bringing about a change of heart in them and eliminating their ingrained prejudices. Beyond the challenge of rescuing one precious child lies the far more daunting task of expunging entirely this brand of bigotry from the human race, as Santa and Wendy strive to remake the world in compassion and generosity. Along the way, they enlist the aid of the Easter Bunny, a highly persuasive fellow indeed. But the Tooth Fairy and her loathsome imps are hell-bent on doing all they can to stop Santa and Wendy-nay, to heighten mortal fear and hatred of anyone whose orientation strays even the slightest from the norm.

Santa Steps Out

Robert Devereaux
Santa Steps Out Book PDF

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Leisure Books
Page : 380 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2000
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015058118343

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Santa Claus has always portrayed one jolly image to the world. But what long forgotten, unholy urges are awakening in Santa's mind? Who was he before, and what will he become now? What is driving him into the evil clutches of a certain fairy? Will Christmas survive?

Are You Grumpy, Santa?

Gregg Spiridellis
Are You Grumpy Santa Book PDF

Author : Gregg Spiridellis
Publisher : Hyperion Books for Children
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2008-09-16
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 142311499X

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Are You Grumpy, Santa? by Gregg Spiridellis Pdf

Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.

Santa Stops at Disneyland (Disney Classic)

Ethan Reed
Santa Stops at Disneyland Disney Classic Book PDF

Author : Ethan Reed
Publisher : Golden/Disney
Page : 15 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2022-09-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780736443364

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Santa Stops at Disneyland (Disney Classic) by Ethan Reed Pdf

This brand-new Little Golden Book features Santa Claus at Disneyland! Kids ages 2 to 5, Disney Park fans, and Little Golden Book collectors of all ages will love this fun and festive storybook! Every Christmas Eve, Santa flies around the world, delivering presents to good children. But before that, he stops at Disneyland to spread a little holiday cheer at the happiest place on Earth! Featuring beloved locations from all around Disneyland, this book makes the perfect stocking stuffer! Look for other Disney Parks Little Golden Books! The Haunted Mansion It’s a Small World Jungle Cruise Space Mountain Little Golden Books enjoy nearly 100% consumer recognition. They feature beloved classics, hot licenses, and new original stories . . . the classics of tomorrow.

Santa Claus Saves the World

Robert Devereaux
Santa Claus Saves the World Book PDF

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Deadite Press
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2013-12-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1621051307

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Santa Claus Saves the World by Robert Devereaux Pdf

It's that time of year again - when Santa Claus has to save the world! After conquering the homophobes, Santa Claus believes that humans can finally be nice instead of naughty. But dark forces from across history and mythology have other plans. One couple and their disintegrating marriage may just cause a chain reaction that will plunge the world into darkness and terror. So Santa and his pals begin an adventure from the North Pole to the Heaven and Hades to save the soul of humanity. Robert Devereaux returns once again to the Santa Mythos that made him an underground horror fan favorite. The sequel to "Santa Steps Out" and "Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes" combines pagan gods with holiday cheer and a large dose of sex and violence. "Santa Claus Saves the World" is a present for sickos of all-ages!

Santa Clauses

Robert Raczka
Santa Clauses Book PDF

Author : Robert Raczka
Publisher : Carolrhoda Books
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2014-09-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781467746212

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Santa Clauses by Robert Raczka Pdf

"December 1: White envelopes float / from my overfilled mailboxÑ / December's first storm." You know that Santa can fly a sleigh, squeeze down chimneys, and circle the globe in a night. But did you know that another of his talents is writing haiku? These twenty-five short poemsÑcomposed by Santa himselfÑgive you a peek into life at the North Pole as the December days tick down to Christmas. See the hustle and bustle of the elves' workshop, feel the serenity of moonlight on fresh snow, and find out how Santa and Mrs. Claus keep busy as Santa's big night draws near.

Santa's God

Neale Donald Walsch
Santa s God Book PDF

Author : Neale Donald Walsch
Publisher : Emnin Books
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2008-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781571745965

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Santa's God by Neale Donald Walsch Pdf

"Santa certainly had some good answers, and Melinda was almost out of questions. But then she remembered the most important question of all. It was a question she'd always wanted answered. 'Santa, ' she began ... 'Who is the real God?'"--Page 4 of cover

Santa Claws

Mary Conover Mellon Professor in the History of Architecture Nicholas Adams,Nicholas Adams
Santa Claws Book PDF

Author : Mary Conover Mellon Professor in the History of Architecture Nicholas Adams,Nicholas Adams
Publisher : HarperPrism
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 1991-10-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0061061085

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Santa Claws by Mary Conover Mellon Professor in the History of Architecture Nicholas Adams,Nicholas Adams Pdf

Cory is puzzled about how he had Chrissie's gold bracelet. There were no human footprints around Chrissie's body only animal prints.

Secret Agent Santa

Carol Ericson
Secret Agent Santa Book PDF

Author : Carol Ericson
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2015-11-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781460388310

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Secret Agent Santa by Carol Ericson Pdf

Christmas was supposed to be about joy and hope…not about thwarting terrorist plots Most covert agents weren't blessed with long careers. Mike Becker wasn't like most agents. On the cusp of early retirement, he's given one final assignment: babysit a single mother with a reputation for coming up with conspiracy theories. Except the bullets flying Claire Chadwick's way can't be dismissed. Now Mike will do anything to protect her and her son, and uncover the truth. A truth that places them at the center of a terrorist attack on Christmas Day. Mike's career may be coming to a blazing finish, but in this woman he finally has a shot at the redemption that's eluded him for so long.

Samurai Santa

Rubin Pingk
Samurai Santa Book PDF

Author : Rubin Pingk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2015-09-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481430579

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Samurai Santa by Rubin Pingk Pdf

"Yukio wants to have a snowball fight but all the other ninjas want to stay good for Santa. So Yukio decides to sabotage Santa"--

When Santa Learned the Gospel

Simon Camilleri
When Santa Learned the Gospel Book PDF

Author : Simon Camilleri
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2017-07-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0995417601

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When Santa Learned the Gospel by Simon Camilleri Pdf

An original Christmas fable about when Santa first learns about Jesus' message of grace.Unexpectedly, Santa finds himself on a his own spiritual and philosophical journey full of humour, self-reflection, wonder and redemption.Complemented by the beautiful and engaging illustrations of Matt Boutros, this book hopes to inspire many a conversation about faith, philosophy and the messages of Christmas, between adults and children alike.

When Santa Fell to Earth

Cornelia Funke
When Santa Fell to Earth Book PDF

Author : Cornelia Funke
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 182 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2011-10-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545415118

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When Santa Fell to Earth by Cornelia Funke Pdf

A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews

The Stupidest Angel (v2.0)

Christopher Moore
The Stupidest Angel v2 0 Book PDF

Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 289 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2009-10-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780061800320

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The Stupidest Angel (v2.0) by Christopher Moore Pdf

Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . . “Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.—Nicholas Sparks ’Twas the night before Christmas . . . and all through Pine Cove, Florida, the creatures were stirring in this wonderfully funny tale that gives the spirit of Christmas a whole new meaning.

Santa's Son

David S. Scott
Santa s Son Book PDF

Author : David S. Scott
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2016-12-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1541256107

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Santa's Son by David S. Scott Pdf

What do you think of when you picture elves? Could they be real? What about other fantasy beings? What about... Santa Claus? Shawn is accustomed to living life the way he wants to. He has no responsibilities, no one to answer to. He comes and goes as he pleases, traveling the world, looking for fulfillment. But all that is about to change... Santa's sick and getting old. This year, he'll be replaced by his son. Will you be on the naughty list?