Secret Agent Disco Dancer Green Eggs And A Side Of Earnest Bacon

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-18
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386355502

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon by Scott Gordon Pdf

Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 57 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2020-03-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781393516613

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story by Scott Gordon Pdf

Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life. "The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers." "Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen. "No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu. Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 472 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2019-03-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386945970

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1 by Scott Gordon Pdf

Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 1311 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2019-03-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386067030

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam by Scott Gordon Pdf

Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Taco Tuesday

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : Scott Gordon
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2019-04-21
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386767886

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Taco Tuesday by Scott Gordon Pdf

DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell. But how can this be? He's college educated; a man of many talents. A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba! At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite. "Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks. A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 75 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2020-04-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781393225843

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George by Scott Gordon Pdf

GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity. "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly. "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom. "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops. Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2022-01-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9798201523992

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito by Scott Gordon Pdf

DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth. A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2018-09-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386529323

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake by Scott Gordon Pdf

When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first! Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: And you thought flushing the toilet on an aircraft was scary!

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386800095

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star by Scott Gordon Pdf

Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills. WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose! Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 69 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2017-05-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386481409

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues by Scott Gordon Pdf

Secret Agent Disco Dancer's stomach is grumbling once again, and this time he's got his sights set on the almighty steakburgers at his favorite Steak 'n Shake restaurant. After slurping down shake after shake, things quickly get out of hand until he finds himself serving up steakburgers of his own. What will everyone's favorite frog do when his livelihood is threatened by a certain pernicious pig? Guzzle down another shake, of course! Approximately 6,250 words, 12 pictures and 1 crazy, super spy frog. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Silly frog vs. pig, steakburger vs. bulging stomach, teenage girls vs. everyone comic mayhem.

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 123 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781393625841

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza by Scott Gordon Pdf

When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : Scott Gordon
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2018-06-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386390053

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers by Scott Gordon Pdf

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : Scott Gordon
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2018-09-04
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386094005

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza? by Scott Gordon Pdf

When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him... Approximately 11,000 words. For children ages 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 75 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2018-09-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386492184

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu? by Scott Gordon Pdf

Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river? FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle. When he materializes in Venice, he finds the food irresistible along with his stunning new heartthrob, Sara. Is it a match made in heaven? Or will a certain frog throw a wrench into his plans? Approximately 9,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 57 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2017-12-11
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386192428

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack by Scott Gordon Pdf

One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!