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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2022-01-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9798201523992

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito by Scott Gordon Pdf

DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth. A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 1311 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2019-03-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386067030

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam by Scott Gordon Pdf

Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 75 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2020-04-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781393225843

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George by Scott Gordon Pdf

GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity. "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly. "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom. "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops. Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2016-05-18
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386355502

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon by Scott Gordon Pdf

Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

Author : Scott Gordon
Publisher : Scott Gordon
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2018-06-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781386390053

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Gothic Charm School

Author : Jillian Venters
Publisher : William Morrow Paperbacks
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2009-06-23
Category : Reference
ISBN : 0061669164

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Gothic Charm School by Jillian Venters Pdf

An essential, fully illustrated guidebook to day-to-day Goth living There's more to being a Goth than throwing on some black velvet, dyeing your hair, and calling it a day (or a night). How do you dress with morbid flair when going to a job interview? Is there such a thing as growing too old to be a Goth? How do you explain to your grandma that it's not just a phase? Jillian Venters, a.k.a. "the Lady of the Manners," knows how to be strange and unusual without sacrificing politeness and etiquette. In Gothic Charm School, she offers the quintessential guide to dark decorum for all those who have ever searched for beauty in dark, unexpected places, embraced their individuality, and reveled in decadence . . . and for families and friends who just don't understand.

Fast Food Nation

Author : Eric Schlosser
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 387 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9780547750330

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Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser Pdf

An exploration of the fast food industry in the United States, from its roots to its long-term consequences.

The View from Penthouse B

Author : Elinor Lipman
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 269 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780547576213

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The View from Penthouse B by Elinor Lipman Pdf

Two newly-single sisters, one a divorce?, the other a widow, become roommates with a handsome, gay cupcake-baker as they try to return to the dating world of lower Manhattan.

Sweet Thirteen

Author : Annie Bryant
Publisher : Aladdin
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2009-10-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 141696438X

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Sweet Thirteen by Annie Bryant Pdf

Charlotte's thrilled -- Sophie's on her way from Paris to meet the BSG, and Charlotte's writing a special story as a welcome gift. But is the fashionable teen who shows up at the airport the BFF Charlotte once knew? Everyone at Abigail Adams Junior High goes wild for Sophie's style, Dillon falls head over heels, and Charlotte worries that her sophisticated friend is too cool for her! Meanwhile, Maeve is dreaming of a blowout Bat Mitzvah her parents simply can't afford. Can the BSG come to her rescue?

Eleanor & Park

Author : Rainbow Rowell
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2013-02-26
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781250031211

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Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell Pdf

#1 New York Times Best Seller! "Eleanor & Park reminded me not just what it's like to be young and in love with a girl, but also what it's like to be young and in love with a book."-John Green, The New York Times Book Review Bono met his wife in high school, Park says. So did Jerry Lee Lewis, Eleanor answers. I'm not kidding, he says. You should be, she says, we're 16. What about Romeo and Juliet? Shallow, confused, then dead. I love you, Park says. Wherefore art thou, Eleanor answers. I'm not kidding, he says. You should be. Set over the course of one school year in 1986, this is the story of two star-crossed misfits-smart enough to know that first love almost never lasts, but brave and desperate enough to try. When Eleanor meets Park, you'll remember your own first love-and just how hard it pulled you under. A New York Times Best Seller! A 2014 Michael L. Printz Honor Book for Excellence in Young Adult Literature Eleanor & Park is the winner of the 2013 Boston Globe Horn Book Award for Best Fiction Book. A Publishers Weekly Best Children's Book of 2013 A New York Times Book Review Notable Children's Book of 2013 A Kirkus Reviews Best Teen Book of 2013 An NPR Best Book of 2013

The Calm Birth School

Author : Suzy Ashworth
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 202 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2016-02-04
Category : Science
ISBN : 1326531174

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The Calm Birth School by Suzy Ashworth Pdf

Imagine what it would feel like to not be completely freaked out about giving birth The Calm Birth School supports modern women to create positive birth experiences that make them want to shout from the rooftops for all the right reasons. You'll learn: The science behind why you don't have to give birth in agony. A mindset overhaul that leave you feeling positive about birth. Breathing techniques to enable you to deal with any stressful situation calmly and effectively: before, during and beyond birth. So if you are a control freak; scared out of your mind about giving birth; or you believe in your body but want to keep it real... This book is for you. Suzy Ashworth: pregnancy coach, hypnotherapist and psychotherapist with two children and a growing bump. She has a passion for showing women exactly why they can and should believe in themselves, empowering them to create mind-blowing birth experiences.

Aerialists

Author : Mark Mayer
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 305 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2019-02-19
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781635572162

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Aerialists by Mark Mayer Pdf

"Mark Mayer writes with a humorous, wistful elegance. His stories are singular, as detached and intimate as dreaming." --Marilynne Robinson Welcome to the sublime circus of Mark Mayer's Michener-Copernicus-winning debut, Aerialists, a fiercely inventive collection of nine stories in which classic carnival characters become ordinary misfits seeking grandeur in a lonely world. Under the luminous tent of Mayer's prose, we see P.T. Barnum's caravan remade: A young misogynist finds a confidante in a cable-TV strongwoman. A realtor for the one percent invokes his inner murder clown. A skin-and-bones mathematician and his bearded wife plot revolution. A friendless peach farmer holds a funeral for a beloved elephant. And a model-train hobbyist prepares to throw his miniature world in the trash. The circus has always been a collection of American exaggerations-the bold, the beautiful, the freakish, the big. Aerialists finds these myths living in the everyday. Mayer's deftly drawn characters illuminate these small-scale spectaculars, and their attempted acts of daring and feats of strength are rendered with humor, generosity, and uncommon grace.

The Lost Hero

Author : Rick Riordan
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 526 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2012-01-25
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780141325491

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The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan Pdf

When Jason, Piper and Leo crash land at Camp Half-Blood, they have no idea what to expect. Apparently this is the only safe place for children of the Greek Gods - despite the monsters roaming the woods and demigods practising archery with flaming arrows and explosives.

The Assistants

Author : Camille Perri
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780698180802

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The Assistants by Camille Perri Pdf

“Ocean’s Eleven meets The Devil Wears Prada” (The Skimm) in this hilarious, razor-sharp debut novel about a group of overeducated and underpaid women who decide they’ve finally had enough... Rule #1: All important men have assistants. Rule #2: Men rule the world. Still. Rule #3: There is enough money. There is so much money. Tina Fontana is a thirty-year-old executive assistant to Robert Barlow, the CEO of Titan Corp., a multinational media conglomerate. She’s excellent at her job and beloved by her famous boss—but after six years of making reservations and pouring drinks from bottles that cost more than her rent, the glamour of working for a media company in New York has completely faded, but her student loan debt has not. When a technical error with Robert’s expense report presents Tina with the opportunity to pay off the entire balance of her loans with what would essentially be pocket change for her boss, she hesitates. She’s always played by the rules, but this would be a life-changer. As Tina begins to fall down the rabbit hole of her morally questionable plan, other assistants with crushing debt and fewer scruples approach her to say that they want in. Before she knows it, she’s at the forefront of a movement that has implications far beyond what anyone anticipated...

Albuquerque Beer: Duke City History on Tap

Author : Chris Jackson
Publisher : Arcadia Publishing
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2017
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 9781625858498

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Albuquerque Beer: Duke City History on Tap by Chris Jackson Pdf

Albuquerque's commercial brewing scene dates back to 1888, when the Southwestern Brewery & Ice Company was launched. It later churned out thirty thousand barrels of beer per year and distributed throughout the region. Nearly thirty years later, Prohibition halted brewing save for a brief comeback in the late 1930s. In 1993, the modern era emerged with a handful of breweries opening across the city. However, Marble Brewery's 2008 opening revived Albuquerque's dormant craft beer scene. Since its opening, the city has welcomed dozens of breweries, brewpubs and taprooms. Writer Chris Jackson recounts the hoppy history of brewing in the Duke City.