Shakespeare Insult Generator

Author : Barry Kraft
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2014-03-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1452127751

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Shakespeare Insult Generator by Barry Kraft Pdf

Put dullards and miscreants in their place with more than 150,000 handy mix-and-match insults in the bard's own words. This entertaining insult generator and flip book collects hundreds of words from Shakespeare's most pointed barbs and allows readers to combine them in creative and hilariously stinging ways. From "apish bald-pated abomination" to "cuckoldly dull-brained blockhead" to "obscene rump-fed hornbeast," each insult can be chosen at random or customized to fit any situation that calls for a literary smackdown. Featuring an informative introduction on Shakespearean wit, and notes on which terms were coined or only used once by the author in his work, this delightful book will sharpen the tongue of Shakespeare fans and insult aficionados without much further ado.

Author : Wayne F. Hill,Cynthia J. Ottchen
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 335 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2007-12-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307421609

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Shakespeare's Insults by Wayne F. Hill,Cynthia J. Ottchen Pdf

The sharpest stings ever to snap from the tip of an English-speaking tongue are here at hand, ready to be directed at the knaves, villains, and coxcombs of the reader's choice. Culled from 38 plays, here are the best 5,000 examples of Shakespeare's glorious invective, arranged by play, in order of appearance, with helpful act and line numbers for easy reference, along with an index of topical scorn appropriate to particular characters and occasions.

Author : Medieval Muddle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-13
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1098595572

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Shakespeare's Book of Insults by Medieval Muddle Pdf

A collection of over 75 insults curated from William Shakespeare's famous literary works. Each insult is beautiful typography and includes a citation of the work's title and scene for reference. Take your effrontery to the next level! This pocket sized book makes a great gift for English majors, professors and theatre nerds. Be sure to include this little gem for your next librarian or book lover birthday or Christmas!Included are insults like: "Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat" and "Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. "The last page includes a Shakespearean insult generator for a quick comeback in a tight spot.

Author : Sarah Royal,Jillian Hofer
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2014-02-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0762453214

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Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant by Sarah Royal,Jillian Hofer Pdf

A Shakespearean insult generator that creates tart-tongued and totally humorous bawdy combinations and clever comebacks. Some occasions call for foul language, but why resort to the common F-word? If you must be offensive, hearken back to the Elizabethan days for more salacious and outrageous word choices. Impress your friends with your mastery of lewd iambic pentameter and vanquish your enemies with the power of the bard. After all, a toad-spotted maggot by any other name would be as pestilent . . . Mix and match to come up with your own raucous rebuffs, including: Thou Foul-Reeking Lily-Livered Codpiece! Thou Ruttish Rump-Fed Pignut! Thou Beslubbering Cockeyed Canker-blossom! Thou Churlish Dull-Eyed Hag And more!

Author : Orange Hippo!
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2021-04-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781800690851

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The Little Book of Shakespeare's Insults by Orange Hippo! Pdf

Away, you scullion, you rampallion, you fustilarian! Along with penning some of the most sublime passages in all of English Literature, Shakespeare was a master when it came to casting a wicked comeback or hurling a barbed insult. Whether it's Prospero calling Caliban a 'freckled whelp, hag-born' in The Tempest or King Lear railing against his daughter Goneril with the damning words, 'Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood', Shakespeare didn't hold back when it came to getting creative with his slights. Packed full of eloquent stings and poisonous putdowns, this is the perfect resource for anyone looking to scorn an enemy – without resorting to swearing! 'Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!' Henry IV Part I (Act 2, Scene 4). 'Away, you three-inch fool.' The Taming of the Shrew (Act 4, Scene 1). 'Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver'd boy.' Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3). 'The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.' The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene 4).

Author : Books Gill
Publisher : Gill & Company
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2018-11-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0717183092

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The Irish Insult Generator by Books Gill Pdf

Have the craic while creating over 6 million uniquely Irish insults to mock the eejits in your life without causing ructions Has an awful shitehawk ever tried to get smart with ye? Is some useless yoke always wrecking your head? Ever wanted to eat the head off some miserable dosser? With The Irish Insult Generator under your oxter, you'll be effin' and blindin' with the best of them in no time! This gas flipbook lets you mix and match uniquely Irish insults, so the next time some awful gombeen annoys you, you can send them on their bike before you lose the

Author : Jay Sacher
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-08-15
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 1452111006

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The Amazing Story Generator by Jay Sacher Pdf

The Amazing Story Generator creates thousands of different story prompts! This flipbook for writers and other creative types allows users to randomly combine three different elements to generate a unique story idea. With hundreds of settings, characters, and plots to mix and match, the possibilities are just about endless. Packed with colorful, wacky, and engaging prompts, this is the perfect tool for jump-starting fresh new short stories, novels, scripts, screenplays, and improv sessions.

Author : Ray Bradbury
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 217 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2003-09-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780743247221

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Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury Pdf

Set in the future when "firemen" burn books forbidden by the totalitarian "brave new world" regime.

Author : Sarah Royal,Jillian Panarese
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2009-02-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0762435755

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Creative Cursing by Sarah Royal,Jillian Panarese Pdf

A curse word generator that creates x-rated, humorous, and socially unacceptable curse words for any and every situation. Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.

Author : Barry Kraft
Publisher : Smithmark Publishers
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : English language
ISBN : 0765191482

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Thy Father is a Gorbellied Codpiece! by Barry Kraft Pdf

Author : Reyna Grande
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2012-08-28
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781451661804

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The Distance Between Us by Reyna Grande Pdf

In this inspirational and unflinchingly honest memoir, acclaimed author Reyna Grande describes her childhood torn between the United States and Mexico, and shines a light on the experiences, fears, and hopes of those who choose to make the harrowing journey across the border. Reyna Grande vividly brings to life her tumultuous early years in this “compelling...unvarnished, resonant” (BookPage) story of a childhood spent torn between two parents and two countries. As her parents make the dangerous trek across the Mexican border to “El Otro Lado” (The Other Side) in pursuit of the American dream, Reyna and her siblings are forced into the already overburdened household of their stern grandmother. When their mother at last returns, Reyna prepares for her own journey to “El Otro Lado” to live with the man who has haunted her imagination for years, her long-absent father. Funny, heartbreaking, and lyrical, The Distance Between Us poignantly captures the confusion and contradictions of childhood, reminding us that the joys and sorrows we experience are imprinted on the heart forever, calling out to us of those places we first called home. Also available in Spanish as La distancia entre nosotros.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2015
Category : Invective
ISBN : 190973232X

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Classic Insults by Anonim Pdf

Author : Gene Luen Yang
Publisher : First Second
Page : 231 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2006-09-06
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781466805460

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American Born Chinese by Gene Luen Yang Pdf

A tour-de-force by rising indy comics star Gene Yang, American Born Chinese tells the story of three apparently unrelated characters: Jin Wang, who moves to a new neighborhood with his family only to discover that he's the only Chinese-American student at his new school; the powerful Monkey King, subject of one of the oldest and greatest Chinese fables; and Chin-Kee, a personification of the ultimate negative Chinese stereotype, who is ruining his cousin Danny's life with his yearly visits. Their lives and stories come together with an unexpected twist in this action-packed modern fable. American Born Chinese is an amazing ride, all the way up to the astonishing climax. American Born Chinese is a 2006 National Book Award Finalist for Young People's Literature, the winner of the 2007 Eisner Award for Best Graphic Album: New, an Eisner Award nominee for Best Coloring and a 2007 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year. This title has Common Core Connections

Author : Daniel Morvec
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2018-06-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0692136401

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Insultinator by Daniel Morvec Pdf

Say what you mean. Mean what you say. Or just say mean things. Sometimes being polite and passive is not enough. Prepare yourself with this flip-book of random insults. Just randomly flip a word from the top panel and another one from the middle panel. Then finish if off with a random flip from the bottom panel. The tongue is mightier than the sword. But the fist can be mightier than your face. Choose your words wisely.

Author : DW McCann
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2017-02-21
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780451533982

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Much Ado About Mad Libs by DW McCann Pdf

Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Shakespeare! To VERB, or not to VERB? With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about tragedy, comedy, and star-crossed lovers, Much Ado About Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any aspiring thespian! Play alone, in a group, or at the Globe Theatre! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Much Ado About Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about Shakespeare! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun with Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!