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Snarky in the Suburbs Trouble in Texas

Sherry Claypool Kuehl
Snarky in the Suburbs Trouble in Texas Book PDF

Author : Sherry Claypool Kuehl
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2015-01-12
Category : Middle-aged women
ISBN : 1507531516

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Wynn Butler is ready to kill her mother . . . or at the very least demand she gets a psych evaluation and an MRI. On Wynn's yearly pilgrimage to Trask, Texas, to visit her parents what she hoped would be a relaxing visit (not counting the family reunion which has all the charm of a zombie apocalypse) has turned into a Texas-sized, hot mess! Her 69-year-old mother Gwynn Crockett Martin has become an entrepreneur and opened up a cupcake bakery that seems to be doing double duty as a halfway house for economically battered Junior League dropouts. If that's not enough to make Wynn want to turn tail and run home, her mom is hell bent on convincing her to "heed the call of Jesus" and come to the aid of a woman that made Wynn miserable in high school - Sara Beth Bishop. And by aid, Wynn's mother means concoct a plan to exact epic revenge on Sara Beth's lying, cheating, spray tanning, money stealing ex-husband and his new wife, snob-of-the-millennium, Yale Greenly. Things go from bad to worse when Wynn finds herself embroiled in a scheme that involves breaking and entering, theft, assault, livestock wrangling, killer mold, impersonating a maid, hair spray bomb fabrication and crashing the town's poshest society event of the year - THE Mohair Palace Pageant. If Wynn can survive this visit home without doing time in the ER, jail, or both, it will be a miracle! Hang on to your hat and saddle up for a retribution rodeo or, as Wynn's mom calls it . . . "justice served up Lone Star style."

Snarky in the Suburbs

Snarky N. Burbs
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Author : Snarky N. Burbs
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2012-12-11
Category : Middle-aged women
ISBN : 0615741967

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The Spring Creek Elementary School PTA Board, a coven of Mean Moms dressed in Uggs, yoga pants, and dermal filler, is up to no good, and Wynn Butler (middle-aged, uncool and not bringing sexy back) is determined to find out what's going on. With help from her two kids, a Roomba vacuum turned mobile surveillance drone, and a few close friends, Wynn launches a covert investigation that leads to the mother of all revenge capers at the school's annual Fall Festival. If you've ever fantasized about smoke bombing the idiot parent who has yet to master the fine art of the school drop-off lane or standing up and shouting "Liar, liar Botox on fire!" during a PTA meeting, then this delicious tale of payback is for you. Based on the popular blog, Snarky in the Suburbs, that was recently optioned by ABC for film and television rights.

Suburban Dictionary

Timothy Fay
Suburban Dictionary Book PDF

Author : Timothy Fay
Publisher : Winking Words
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2020-11-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781732058408

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Know what a Tes-hole is? A Tesla owner who thinks he or she is the sh*t, and let's you know. Called “fun,” and “useful,” Suburban Dictionary is a guide to slang, and a guide to the quirky characters sighted in the ‘burbs. Suburbanese: The Subtle, The Funny, and The Snarky, with generous helpings of sarcasm. Over 130 pages of fun and (sometimes) snarky expressions to use at home, at work, and beyond. A guide to the “slang of the Rich” and beyond for old hands, newbies, and those learning English.

Lone Star America

Mark Davis
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Author : Mark Davis
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2014-07-21
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9781621572312

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Throughout America and around the world, the United States has been known as a beacon of hope and opportunity, the land of the free and the home of the brave. Sadly, from the crumbling urban ghetto of Detroit to the cash-strapped shores of California to the rust belt of the Midwest, America is not living up to that promise. Except in Texas. While unemployment soars elsewhere, Texans are hard at work. While small businesses across the country are going under, Texas entrepreneurs are thriving. While large companies are being squeezed by taxes, regulations and unions, more and more corporations are moving to Texas to grow and expand. While people of faith are ridiculed and marginalized in most cities on both coasts, in Texas churches and synagogues are bursting at the seams. How did Texas embrace what the rest of America seems to have forgotten? In Lonestar America, popular talk radio show host Mark Davis presents a powerful case for economic prosperity, individual freedom, strong families, and even stronger pride of place – alive and kicking in Texas, and easily exportable to the rest of America. Davis shows how Texas has done it, how some “honorary Texans” in other states (governors and even local communities) have adopted some of the same policies and approaches, and how states across the country can reclaim the promise of the American dream.

Tinsel

Hank Stuever
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Author : Hank Stuever
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 345 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2009-10-14
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 9780547427577

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A heartfelt, hilarious look at the evolution of a half-trillion-dollar American holiday Hank Stuever turns his unerring eye for the idiosyncrasies of modern life to Frisco, Texas, a suburb at once all-American and completely itself, to tell the story of the nation’s most over-the-top celebration: Christmas. Stuever starts the narrative as so many start the Christmas season: standing in line with the people waiting to purchase flat-screen TVs on Black Friday. From there he follows three of Frisco's true holiday believers as they navigate through the Nativity and all its attendant crises. Tammie Parnell, an eternally optimistic suburban mom, is the proprietor of "Two Elves with a Twist," a company that decorates other people's big houses for Christmas. Jeff and Bridgette Trykoski own that house every town has: the one with the visible-from-space, jaw-dropping Christmas lights. And single mother Carol Cavazos just hopes that the life-affirming moments of Christmas might overcome the struggles of the rest of the year. Stuever's portraits of the happy, mega-churchy, shop-until-you-drop community in Tinsel are revealing and riotously funny, showing how our ancient rituals of celebration have survived—and succumbed to—the test of time.

Judgmental Maps

Trent Gillaspie
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Author : Trent Gillaspie
Publisher : Flatiron Books
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2016-11-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781250142696

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Your City. Judged A sharp tongued and fierce witted full-color collection of maps of America’s greatest cities in all their brutally honest glory. When you move to a new city you look at a map to get you where you need to be, but a Google Map of San Francisco won’t tell you where you can get “Real Dim Sum” or where “The Worst Trader Joes Ever” is. Or if you’re visiting Chicago, you might want to see the Magnificent Mile, but not know it’s right next to where “Suburbanites Buy Drugs” and “Retired Mafioso.” This is where Judgmental Maps comes in – a no holds barred look at city life that is at once a love letter and hate mail from the very people who live there. What started as a joke between comedian Trent Gillaspie and his friends in Denver, quickly grew into a viral sensation with a rabid and enthusiastic community labeling maps of their cities with names and descriptions we all think of, but are a bit too shy to say out loud. Collected here in a full color, beautifully packaged book with all new, never before published material, Judgmental Maps is laugh out loud funny from New York to Los Angeles, Minneapolis to Atlanta and offending everyone else in between.

Going Bovine

Libba Bray
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Author : Libba Bray
Publisher : Delacorte Books for Young Readers
Page : 498 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Automobile travel
ISBN : 9780385733977

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Cameron Smith, a disaffected sixteen year-old who, after being diagnosed with Creutzfeld Jakob's (aka mad cow) disease, sets off on a road trip with a death-obsessed video gaming dwarf he meets in the hospital in an attempt to find a cure.

The Philadelphia Reader

Robert Huber,Benjamin Wallace
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Author : Robert Huber,Benjamin Wallace
Publisher : Temple University Press
Page : 297 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2006-07-21
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781592134618

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Do you love Philadelphia? Do you love good writing? Well, this is the book for you. It's about the people of Philadelphia--the good, the fine, and the imperfect. Yes, the sports heroes are here--Mike Schmidt, Julius ("Dr. J.") Erving. And the politicians--Ed Rendell, John Street. And the moguls--Brian Roberts, Comcast honcho. And the would-be moguls--Mark Yagalla, world-class embezzler. And so many more, including--writing in their own words--Terry Gross, Patti LaBelle, W. Wilson Goode, Sr., Judy Wicks, Judith Rodin, and Smarty Jones (proving that this horse is no one-trick pony). And so many more--25 of them in all. The people--and the horse--who have meant something to this city during the last 20 years. Ripped from the pages of Philadelphia magazine (well, OK, carefully removed and lovingly pasted into this book), here are profiles of the people who made an era.

The Last Final Girl

Stephen Graham Jones
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Author : Stephen Graham Jones
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1621050513

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"A Lazy Fascist original"--P. opposite t.p.

The Real Girl's Kitchen

Haylie Duff
The Real Girl s Kitchen Book PDF

Author : Haylie Duff
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2013-10-15
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781101631348

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Though she is best known as an actress, Haylie Duff feels quite at home in her kitchen. When she started serving up easy and elegant recipes, kitchen tips, and entertaining advice on her blog, Real Girl's Kitchen, the site quickly grew into a destination for fans and foodies alike. Now everyone's favorite recipes—along with dozens of new dishes—are available in a gorgeous, hand-held cookbook. The Real Girl's Kitchen covers it all: breakfasts, salads, soups, appetizers, snacks . . . even recipes for your "cheat days"! Haylie tackles everything from healthful green smoothies, to drinks for an impromptu gathering, to whipping up an impressive meal for a date. Each recipe is accompanied by full-color photos, along with a personal story from Haylie's life. The Real Girl's Kitchen shows readers not only how to eat to live, but how to love to eat along the way.

The Adults

Alison Espach
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Author : Alison Espach
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2011-02-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781439191873

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Now available in paperback, “Tom Perrotta meets Curtis Sittenfeld in this razor-sharp debut by Alison Espach, who weaves a wry, devastatingly perceptive coming-of-age tale set in Connecticut’s affluent suburbs” (Marie Claire). In her ruefully funny and wickedly perceptive debut novel, Alison Espach deftly dissects matters of the heart and captures the lives of children and adults as they come to terms with life, death, and love. At the center of this affluent suburban universe is Emily Vidal, a smart and snarky teenager, who gets involved in a suspect relationship with one of the adults after witnessing a suicide in her neighborhood. Among the cast of unforgettable characters is Emily’s father, whose fiftieth birthday party has the adults descending upon the Vidal’s patio; her mother, who has orchestrated the elaborate party even though she and her husband are getting a divorce; and an assortment of eccentric neighbors, high school teachers, and teenagers who teem with anxiety and sexuality and an unbridled desire to be noticed, and ultimately loved. An irresistible chronicle of a modern young woman’s struggle to grow up, The Adults lays bare—in perfect pitch—a world where an adult and a child can so dangerously be mistaken for the same exact thing.

Tear Me Apart

J.T. Ellison
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Author : J.T. Ellison
Publisher : MIRA
Page : 520 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2018-08-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781460396711

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The follow-up to her critically acclaimed Lie to Me, J.T. Ellison’s Tear Me Apart is the powerful story of a mother willing to do anything to protect her daughter even as their carefully constructed world unravels around them. One moment will change their lives forever… Competitive skier Mindy Wright is a superstar in the making until a spectacular downhill crash threatens not just her racing career but her life. During surgery, doctors discover she’s suffering from a severe form of leukemia, and a stem cell transplant is her only hope. But when her parents are tested, a frightening truth emerges. Mindy is not their daughter. Who knows the answers? The race to save Mindy’s life means unraveling years of lies. Was she accidentally switched at birth or is there something more sinister at play? The search for the truth will tear a family apart…and someone is going to deadly extremes to protect the family’s deepest secrets. With vivid movement through time, Tear Me Apart examines the impact layer after layer of lies and betrayal has on two families, the secrets they guard, and the desperate fight to hide the darkness within. Don’t miss It's One of Us, the next page-turning thriller from New York Times bestselling author J.T. Ellison!

The City Born Great

N. K. Jemisin
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Author : N. K. Jemisin
Publisher : Tor Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2016-09-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780765393456

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In this standalone short story by N. K. Jemisin, author of The Fifth Season, the winner of this year's Hugo Award for Best Novel, New York City is about to go through a few changes. Like all great metropolises before it, when a city gets big enough, old enough, it must be born; but there are ancient enemies who cannot tolerate new life. Thus New York will live or die by the efforts of a reluctant midwife...and how well he can learn to sing the city's mighty song. The City Born Great is a Tor.com Original. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Harlequin Special Edition May 2023 - Box Set 1 of 2

Judy Duarte,Elizabeth Hrib,Heatherly Bell
Harlequin Special Edition May 2023 Box Set 1 of 2 Book PDF

Author : Judy Duarte,Elizabeth Hrib,Heatherly Bell
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 670 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2023-04-25
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780369734136

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Harlequin Special Edition May 2023 - Box Set 1 of 2 by Judy Duarte,Elizabeth Hrib,Heatherly Bell Pdf

Harlequin® Special Edition brings you three new titles for one great price, available now! These are heartwarming, romantic stories about life, love and family. This Special Edition box set includes: Self-Made Fortune (A Fortunes of Texas: Hitting the Jackpot novel) By USA TODAY bestselling author Judy Duarte Heiress Gigi Fortune has the hots for her handsome new lawyer! Harrison Vasquez may come from humble beginnings but they have so fun—in and out of bed! If only she can convince him their opposite backgrounds are the perfect ingredients for a shared future…. Lightning Strikes Twice (A Hatchet Lake novel) By Elizabeth Hrib Newly single Kate Cardiff is in town to care for her sick father and his ailing ranch. The only problem? Annoying—and annoyingly sexy—ranch hand Nathan Prescott. Nathan will use every tool at his disposal to win over love-shy Kate. Starting with his knee-weakening kisses… A Charming Single Dad (A Charming, Texas novel) By Heatherly Bell How dare Refe Reyes marry someone else! Jordan Del Toro knows she should let bygones be bygones. But when a wedding brings her face-to-face with her now-divorced ex—and his precious little girl—Jordan must decide if she wants revenge…or a new beginning with her old flame. For more relatable stories of love and family, look for Harlequin Special Edition May 2023 – Box Set 2 of 2

Why We Came to the City

Kristopher Jansma
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Author : Kristopher Jansma
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 432 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2016-02-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780698152137

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“Stunning . . . A beautiful, sprawling, and generous book. Jansma is a brilliantly talented writer, but he also has a unique insight into what friends mean to one another, and what it means to be part of a city in which you never quite belong, but can’t quite bring yourself to leave. It’s a heartfelt novel, tender and painful and cathartic all at once, and even if the characters belong to New York, the story belongs to us all.” —NPR December, 2008. A heavy snowstorm is blowing through Manhattan and the economy is on the brink of collapse, but none of that matters to a handful of guests at a posh holiday party. Five years after their college graduation, the fiercely devoted friends at the heart of this richly absorbing novel remain as inseparable as ever: editor and social butterfly Sara Sherman, her troubled astronomer boyfriend George Murphy, loudmouth poet Jacob Blaumann, classics major turned investment banker William Cho, and Irene Richmond, an enchanting artist with an inscrutable past. Amid cheerful revelry and free-flowing champagne, the friends toast themselves and the new year ahead—a year that holds many surprises in store. They must navigate ever-shifting relationships with the city and with one another, determined to push onward in pursuit of their precarious dreams. And when a devastating blow brings their momentum to a halt, the group is forced to reexamine their aspirations and chart new paths through unexpected losses. Kristopher Jansma’s award-winning debut novel, The Unchangeable Spots of Leopards, was praised for its “wry humor” and “charmingly unreliable narrator” in The New Yorker and hailed as “F. Scott Fitzgerald meets Wes Anderson” by The Village Voice. In Why We Came to the City, Jansma offers an unforgettable exploration of friendships forged in the fires of ambition, passion, hope, and love. This glittering story of a generation coming of age is a sweeping, poignant triumph.