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Author : Ellen Orleans
Publisher : Inland Womensource
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 1996
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1889594016
A brand new collection of wickedly funny essays about lesbian life by the author of Who Cares If It
Author : Elisa Gehin,Bernard Duisit
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2017-01-31
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780500650912
A pop-up book with flaps to lift, tabs to pull and plenty of surprises Can you keep a straight face? Straight eyebrows? Straight lips? A straight... nose? These pages are packed with interactive tabs that allow children to pull funny faces with impunity.
Author : Ellen Orleans
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1992
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0963252615
What's so funny about being a lesbian? Find out in this collection of wickedly funny essays by humorist Ellen Orleans Softball, self-improvement, the religious right, coming out, saving the earth and finding a therapist -- it's all here. Laugh out loud!
Author : Al-Saadiq Banks
Publisher : True 2 Life Publications
Page : 314 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2022-11-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781495639739
It’s a Block Party reunion and Attorney Tony Austin is the glue, as he brings some of his old clients together to teach them how to elevate their game and clean their dirty money. In the midst of contemplating retirement, three of the biggest cases in Tony Austin's legal career fall into his lap. These new cases can solidify him as the (undisputed) greatest attorney of the century - IF he can pull them off. If he fails, not only will his career be ended, but possibly his life! With his legendary flair, a courageous Tony rises to the challenge and puts it all on the line to cement his legacy.Skelter, Black Manson’s prized soldier, pulls off the biggest score of her long criminal career. Unfortunately, unknown to her, she has just stolen from one of the biggest cartels in the Western hemisphere. The Cartel turns up the heat (and the body count) on Skelter and her crew, wreaking havoc on the whole city to find her. By the time Skelter realizes her mistake, it’s already too late as she’s both feet in, ten toes down, in the biggest, bloodiest war she’s ever had to fight. This war doesn’t only affect her and her crew. Her entire city is turned into a battlefield. The Infamous Black Manson and Smith engaged in a bloody street war with no clear winner in sight. Their street war now spills into prison when Baby Manson, Black Manson’s son, is shipped to the same yard that Smith rules with an iron fist. Will the change of turf finally give Smith the upper hand, or will Baby Manson hold on to his "G" status, and live up to his father’s name?Block Party 666 is money, murder, mayhem, and Government Conspiracies all wrapped into one fast-paced True 2 Life tale that continues to capture the tone of the streets like only Mr. Banks can. In the end, we learn all money is legal as we bear witness to the Mark of the Beast!
Author : Tiffanie DeBartolo
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 432 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2005-09-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781402250392
"Funny, tender, edgy. I wanted the love story to go on forever."—Joan Johnston, bestselling author of No Longer a Stranger Written in the wonderfully honest, edgy, and hilarious voice she perfected in God-Shaped Hole, Tiffanie DeBartolo shines in a passionate new story of music, love, and sacrifice. Eliza Caelum, a young music journalist, is finally getting her footing in New York when she meets Paul Hudson, a talented songwriter and lead singer of the band Bananafish. They soon realize they share more than a reverence for rock music and plunge headlong into love. When Bananafish is signed by a big corporate label, and Paul is on his way to becoming a major rock star, Eliza's past forces her to make a heartbreaking decision that might be the key to Paul's sudden disappearance. A layered and emotional look into the world of music, this raw summer read will resonate with readers who loved Daisy Jones & the Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid. Praise for Tiffanie DeBartolo's God-Shaped Hole: "From highs to heartbreak, DeBartolo conjures an affair to remember."—People "Honest, raw, and engaging."—Booklist "This generation's Love Story."—Kirkus Reviews
Author : Katherine Longshore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 502 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2014-06-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781471116995
Mary Howard has always lived in the shadow of her powerful family. But when she's married off to Henry Fitzroy, King Henry VIII's illegitimate son, she is propelled right into the Tudor court's inner circle. Mary and "Fitz" join a tight clique of rebels who test the boundaries of court's strict rules with their games, dares, and flirtations. The more Mary gets to know Henry, the harder she falls for him, but she is forbidden from seeing him alone. The rules of court were made to be pushed... but pushing them too far could mean certain death. Is true love worth dying for?
Author : Jass Richards
Publisher : XinXii
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2011-11-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781926891439
Rev and Dylan are intelligent, sensitive, idealistic, enthusiastic, and – utter failures. When they reconnect some twenty years after teacher’s college, Rev is en route to Montreal to see the fireworks festival. (Something with great social and political import.) (Oh shut up. I tried. For two frickin' decades. So to hell with it.) Dylan goes along for the ride. (Typical.) "With a wicked sense of humor ... an inherently engaging, fully entertaining, and impressively thought-provoking read." Paul Vogel, Midwest Book Review "I am impressed by the range from stoned silliness to philosophical perspicuity, and I love your comic rhythm." L. S. “Just thought I’d let you know I’m on the Fish ‘n Chips scene and laughing my ass off.” Ellie Burmeister
Author : Steve Binnie
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2016-01-08
Category : Art
ISBN : 9781326525149
1980 was an important year for Top of the Pops: it was the year it began to transform from a light entertainment show into essential viewing for pop music aficionados. The transition didn't happen overnight, but when a Musicians' Union strike forced the programme off air for the whole of June and July, producer Michael Hurll took the opportunity to restructure the show. As a result the latter half of 1980 was often bizarre, occasionally quite grim, but always fascinating as Hurll threw all sorts of new formats at the screen to see what would stick. This transitional year is documented here. Hopefully you will find it a breathtaking rollercoaster of good and bad decisions made in the pursuit of television excellence. Or maybe it will just inspire you to dig out some old records you'd forgotten. Either's good.
Author : Peter Alson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2006-07-11
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781416525196
MEET PETER ALSON An overeducated underachiever, he's spent his postcollege decades doing his best not to grow up. Now, having just turned the incomprehensible (to him) age of fifty, and staring down his own mortality, this rambling- gambling bachelor decides it's time to settle down. After years of equivocating, he pops the question to his longtime girlfriend. A wedding date is set for just after Labor Day, and to pay for it, a plan is hatched involving poker and a trip to Vegas. Alson boards a plane bound for the neon desert on his way to the biggest game in town, the 2005 World Series of Poker. Thus begins Take Me to the River, a first-person account of one inveterate gambler and bad boy's quest to grow up while at the same time compete with more than 5,000 players vying for over $56 million in prize money during a scorching Vegas summer. Take Me to the River is a hilarious, heart-wrenching tale of Las Vegas and an exploration of what it means to be part of one of the fastest-growing and most popular sports in the United States, at the moment of its apogee, and of the lessons that poker has to teach about probability and luck, good and bad fortune, patience, perseverance, and -- most fitting for a man with marriage in his near future -- commitment.
Author : Chess Desalls
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2017-11-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9780999382950
A friend steals a gift for an enemy who wants to steal a legacy. Travel talents have evolved far past what the Time and Space Travel Agency imagined, leaving it unable to keep travelers under its control. Silvie Hall is a descendant of Chascadia, Aboreal, and an ancient Earth. The Remnant Transporter talent flows through her blood, giving her the ability to transport silhouettes from different times and places to help heal lost loved ones. But will it be enough to stop the darker talents that threaten her legacy and her home?
Author : Mingmen Shuixiang
Publisher : Funstory
Page : 678 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2020-09-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781636450551
Once transmigrated, two lifetimes old, the young miss from a modern ancient Chinese medicine family, Murong, after a long time, opened her eyes and found that she had become an ancient version of the receiving bag, she resolutely said, "My life is my decision." From then on. She had a hypocritical stepmother who let you know why the flowers were so red. "Little sister Er Dou Hua, let's see how you dare to be cocky in front of me in the future." Father San Dou, you're heartless to me, so don't blame me for being unjust and end your official journey. Today, you all love to ignore me, but tomorrow I will make it so that you all can't climb any higher, but I don't want to make a mistake by provoking a certain kind of evil man, and from then on, I will be dead.
Author : Beverly D. Thomas
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 357 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2014-03
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781491729427
Why don't you love me? 7 years of tribulation The murder of Jesus Christ Take another look at God Tear down them walls I don't want you anymore The laughing, mocking God Chance after Chance
Author : Lisa Niemi Swayze
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2012-01-05
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780857208415
Lisa Niemi and Patrick Swayze first met as teenagers at his mother's dance studio. He was older and just a bit cocky; she was the gorgeous waif who refused to worship the ground he walked on. It didn't take long for them to fall in love. Their thirty-four year marriage -- which they explored together in The Time of My Life -- was a uniquely passionate partnership. Now, for the first time, Lisa will share what it was like to care for her husband as he battled Stage IV pancreatic cancer, and will describe his last days when she simply tried to keep him comfortable. She writes searingly about her grief in the aftermath of Patrick's death, and candidly discusses the challenges that the past fourteen months without him have posed. But while this is an emotionally honest and unflinching depiction of illness, death, and loss, it is also a hopeful and life-affirming exploration of the power of the human spirit. Lisa shows that no matter how dark the prospect of another day may seem, there are always reserves of strength to call upon, and the love shared between two people will never truly die.
Author : Avril Dobbelaer
Publisher : Virtualbookworm Publishing
Page : 408 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2003-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1589393139
When young Christy Turner leaves England to embark on her around-the-world journey, she's either a blind optimist or too stupid to be scared by the possible difficulties she may encounter.During her allotted year in America, the first country on her odyssey, Christy learns as much about life, and herself, as the country she has come to explore. It is the early 60s, and Los Angeles offers opportunities, the glamour of show-biz and a safe-haven for a growing gay population. All have a profound effect upon Christy, as do three men - Paul, a considerate neighbor whom the police claim is a criminal; her homosexual 'soul-mate, ' Phil; and Joe who doesn't believe in platonic friendships.An absorbing but pitifully-paying job makes saving for the next leg of her journey harder than anticipated. With her simple plan in jeopardy, she must make a difficult choice - to return to the land of her birth, continue with her journey, or make America her home. Christy tells her story with humor and with empathy for the friends who color and enrich a life that is very different to the sheltered existence she had once known.
Author : Amy Sprenger
Publisher : Sheffield Publishing Group
Page : 147 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2014-05-06
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780991036943
What kind of mother doesn’t say no to her kids? One who is clearly angling for the Mother of the Year trophy – or an extended stay in a mental institution. After deciding to eliminate the words no, don’t and stop from her parenting vocabulary for one month, Amy Sprenger documents what life is like with her three young children. Spoiler alert: she’s still alive, so it didn’t actually kill her.