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Author : Ellen Orleans
Publisher : Inland Womensource
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 1996
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1889594016
A brand new collection of wickedly funny essays about lesbian life by the author of Who Cares If It
Author : Elisa Gehin,Bernard Duisit
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2017-01-31
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780500650912
A pop-up book with flaps to lift, tabs to pull and plenty of surprises Can you keep a straight face? Straight eyebrows? Straight lips? A straight... nose? These pages are packed with interactive tabs that allow children to pull funny faces with impunity.
Author : Ellen Orleans
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 1992
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0963252615
What's so funny about being a lesbian? Find out in this collection of wickedly funny essays by humorist Ellen Orleans Softball, self-improvement, the religious right, coming out, saving the earth and finding a therapist -- it's all here. Laugh out loud!
Author : Larry Munson,Tony Barnhart
Publisher : Triumph Books
Page : 209 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2013-09
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781623686826
In From Herschel to a Hobnail Boot Larry Munson holds nothing back and gives the inside story of the love affair between a broadcaster and his loyal followers. Providing a behind-the-scenes look into the life and career of a legend, this autobiography includes an exclusive audio CD of Larry Munson's 10 greatest calls, details on Munson's youth in Minneapolis and his love for the outdoors and musical talents, his broadcasting journey around the country before finally landing in Georgia, and the ups and downs of his four decades as part of the Georgia program. A must-have for fans of the University of Georgia, Larry Munson's story is a remarkable look at an era where the radio voice of college football was king.
Author : E & C/著，黃玟君/審訂
Publisher : 人類智庫
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2015-08-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9789865855482
吃喝玩樂，食衣住行，網路聊天，日常上班 最實用的英語 全部為你準備好了！ 精心挑選50個非常簡單又重要的核心基本動詞，再加上27個老外常用的基本動詞，並以此為基礎，收錄1000多個常用片語以及8000個例句。 1.英文動詞，是學好英語、戰勝英語最重要的關鍵！ 2.掌握基本動詞，生活大小事都可用英語自然表達。 3.列舉大量生活實用例句，快速掌握核心概念與用法。 4.搞定77個基本動詞，不論考試或會話溝通，完全無障礙。 5.一本在手，一次搞定，即使不用教科書，英語一樣頂呱呱。 6.8000多經典表達語句，不僅讓你說英語就像呼吸一樣自然簡單，更讓你一口氣追上老外。 More Expressions：在每個動詞結束前，皆附加簡單的口語表達例句，讓你輕鬆跟老外哈拉幾句。 MP3：收錄老外原聲帶的錄音，讓你聽到原汁原味的聲音，輕鬆增進英文聽力。 本書特色 韓國史上第一本打敗狄克森片語的英語書，韓國狂銷50萬冊，語言類圖書暢銷排行榜第1名。 韓國考生人手一本的考試必備動詞手冊。看了這一本，就想重新學習英語，享受一口氣追上老外的成就感。 一次搞定：50個老外常用核心動詞、27個老外常用重要動詞、1100多個常用片語、8000多個例句表達，不用教科書，英語一樣頂呱呱！ 一本在手：全民英檢、新多益、托福、學測、指考、研究所、公職考試、出國旅遊、遊學打工、寫email、和外國人溝通交朋友等等，通通難不倒你！ 台灣大考閱卷老師說，同樣的語意，只要使用不同片語，拿到的分數絕對不一樣。本書一次滿足你各項考試的需求。 內容扎實，絕對物超所值。讀英文考試，不買這一本會後悔一輩子。 目錄 Section 1 Basic Verbs 迫切需要國人記住的老外常用核心基本動詞50 ‧萬能動詞 get 凡事都要付出的 give ‧拿到手就遠走高飛的 take ‧再三挽留也會離去的 go 由你到我的 come 先做了再說 do ‧存在感十足的 be ‧已經有了卻還想要的 have 什麼都要做 make ‧該知道的都知道了 know 喜歡能怎麼辦 like/prefer 得到允許了再做 let ‧持續不變的 keep 放在某個地點或狀態的 put 抓緊了 hold ‧趕緊拿過來 bring 只要打個電話就萬事俱全 call 不看怎麼知道 see ‧能聽見，沒辦法 hear/listen ‧渴望時用 want ‧想說什麼就說什麼 say ‧想告訴你 tell 說說看 speak 想要和你暢談 talk ‧不顧挽留離開的 leave 跑起來 run 不管是人還是機械都要停 break ‧好的開始是成功的一半 start/begin ‧困難時要幫助 help ‧不懂就問 ask ‧要多動腦子想想 think ‧工作不要停 work ‧就是這種感覺 feel ‧轉來轉去的世界 turn ‧該檢查就檢查 check ‧我需要你 need ‧那是什麼話 mean ‧ 給我站起來 stand 不要摔倒 fall ‧該停手就停手 stop ‧不要離開，留在這理裡 stay/move ‧相信我 believe ‧讓你明確的 set ‧心事重重 mind ‧462 ‧無論是什麼都要找出來 find ‧忘了的東西怎樣才能記起來 forget/remember ‧雖然心疼，但該交還得交 pay ‧無論行不行，先試試看 try ‧等到底 wait ‧最後的希望 hope/wish Section 2 More Basic Verbs 外國人同樣常用的重要基本動詞27 ‧send 發送 finish/ end 結束，終止 ‧use 使用，利用 ‧hand 傳遞，說明 ‧meet 見面 ‧hang 懸掛，玩 ‧show 展示 ‧play 玩，運動（演奏） ‧save/ spend 節約，儲蓄/消費 ‧teach/ learn 教授/學習 ‧drop/ catch 掉落，滴落/抓（住） ‧cut/ hit 砍，切/打，敲擊 ‧charge/ cost 罰款/價格為…… ‧worry/ care 擔心/關心，喜歡 ‧eat/ drink/ cook 吃/喝/做料理 ‧pass/ follow 通過，傳遞/跟隨 ‧plan/ prepare 計畫/準備 ‧pick/ choose/ decide 挑選/選擇/決定 ‧buy/ sell/ deal/ afford/ belong 買/賣/交易/供得起/屬於 ‧apologize/ excuse/ thank/ appreciate 道歉/辯解，原諒/感謝/感激 ‧change/ remain 變化/仍然，留下 ‧lend/ borrow/ owe 借給/借來/欠 ‧fill/ file/ fit/ fix 充滿/適合/修正 ‧lie/ lay 躺下，說謊/躺下，放下 ‧pull/ draw 拉，拽/畫，拉 ‧ruin/ risk/ hurt 破壞/冒險/傷害 570 ‧expect 期待，預料 572
Author : Catherine E. Jenks,Benjamin Allen
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 243 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9780595342259
Although this is a work of fiction which took place in the late 1940's, it could happen in any small town, at any time. A small town is turned upside down with fear...fear of a strangler who stalks the town at night, leaving his defenseless prey dead! The Marshall and his deputy son are caught in a situation they would have never dreamed would happen in their community. They were now in search of a killer...a serial killer who is seeking out only women to be his victims and leaving no clues. Women who had lived in Rivertown all of their lives, all friends and neighbors. Another lifelong friend, George Marsh, the only lawyer in town, is called on to defend the suspect. He has no choice but to defend the person. When the Marshall finally gets a break, is it enough to prove his suspect is guilty? The decision would be left entirely in the hands of the jury.
Author : Amy Sprenger
Publisher : Sheffield Publishing Group
Page : 147 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2014-05-06
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780991036943
What kind of mother doesn’t say no to her kids? One who is clearly angling for the Mother of the Year trophy – or an extended stay in a mental institution. After deciding to eliminate the words no, don’t and stop from her parenting vocabulary for one month, Amy Sprenger documents what life is like with her three young children. Spoiler alert: she’s still alive, so it didn’t actually kill her.
Author : Gordon Gray
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
Page : 280 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2014-08-28
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781783064687
From a ‘baby salesman’ in the UK marine market, to global success in the naval defence industry, Gordon Gray invites the reader to join him overseas as he recounts the trials and tribulations he faced as a naval salesman. This book describes many of the events and experiences that a salesman, operating in the international naval defence market, will come across in the course of daily life. Amusing incidents, successes and failures all contribute to the lessons Gordon learns as he is exposed to life in the global market. He picks up tips and tricks along the way and becomes accustomed to culture shock. Keen to learn the ropes from the start, Gordon is sent as far as Hong Kong, Malaysia, Thailand, South Korea and the Middle East. Business in the Middle East is very different from that in the Far East and whilst successes are achieved, they are rarely without immense patience and determination, rather than being due to the gift of the gab. From an initial dislike of India on his first visit in 1985, Gordon grows to love the country and develops a deep admiration for its industries and its people. As Gordon reflects on his nomadic life as a naval salesman, he concludes that a career in sales is often misunderstood and is by no means an experience that is suited to all. If You Can’t Take A Joke is a captivating travel memoir that offers the reader an insight into the life of a salesman. This humourous adventure with a relaxed writing style will be enjoyed by readers of travel writing and individuals working in sales in any capacity.
Author : Sue Roffey
Publisher : SAGE
Page : 325 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2006-07-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781446224403
Emotional literacy has become an important issue in schools, and the ethos behind Circle Time is complementary to the thinking behind this. The Social, Emotional and Behavioural Skills curriculum (SEBS) is being established in schools, and it is recognised as contributing to a positive and successful school environment. Offering many new ideas and activities to try out in Circle Time, this book covers: - why your school needs Circle Time - how you go about starting Circle Time in your school - the underlying philosophy and basic rules - he role of the teacher as facilitator - how you make it work - what to do if language and attention issues are problematic - how to tackle common problems that can occur The activities look at promoting listening and attention skills, self-awareness and self-esteem, class cohesion and empathy, co-operation and friendship skills.
Author : Thomas Warner
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 350 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2011-05-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781462863259
If you are a woman, then you do not have to accept physical or mental abuse by another human being whether it is man or woman in any shape or form. Whether it is for religious purposes or an act of a husband towards his wife, it does not give anyone the right. Its just excuses to keep the woman in her place, under control. In Western society, there are places a woman can go, people she can talk to, and there are police to arrest the people. In other countries, it is not so. They can legally do it, as in stoning a woman or cutting off the hands of thieves. Its barbaric to use any form of violence. People should be educated against it so there is an end to it once and for all.
Author : Caro Carson
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2014-02-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781460325704
USA Today–bestselling author: The Doctor’s Former Fiancée “is a heartwarming, contemporary romance that I could not put down” (Romance Junkies). When Braden MacDowell is reunited with Lana Donnoli, will their rivalry douse the last spark of their youthful infatuation—or ignite embers that never stopped smoldering? She didn’t want to imagine that the Braden MacDowell she had once loved could have turned so cold and calculating. But the billionaire CEO was taking away Dr. Lana Donnoli’s funding. Just what was going on beneath her ex-fiancé’s icy facade? And just what could she do to get him to change his stubborn mind? The last place Braden wanted to be was back in his family’s hospital, close to the woman who had owned his heart. His business was all about the bottom line, a fact Lana just couldn’t comprehend. But their passion for each other was still just as intense, still impossible to resist. Would those old feelings be enough to get them to a place where love was the best medicine? “An absolutely delightful story.” —Romance Junkies, 5 Blue Ribbons The Doctors MacDowell series Doctor, Soldier, Daddy (#1) The Doctor’s Former Fiancée (#2) The Bachelor Doctor’s Bride (#3)
Author : Lisa Niemi Swayze
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2012-01-05
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780857208415
Lisa Niemi and Patrick Swayze first met as teenagers at his mother's dance studio. He was older and just a bit cocky; she was the gorgeous waif who refused to worship the ground he walked on. It didn't take long for them to fall in love. Their thirty-four year marriage -- which they explored together in The Time of My Life -- was a uniquely passionate partnership. Now, for the first time, Lisa will share what it was like to care for her husband as he battled Stage IV pancreatic cancer, and will describe his last days when she simply tried to keep him comfortable. She writes searingly about her grief in the aftermath of Patrick's death, and candidly discusses the challenges that the past fourteen months without him have posed. But while this is an emotionally honest and unflinching depiction of illness, death, and loss, it is also a hopeful and life-affirming exploration of the power of the human spirit. Lisa shows that no matter how dark the prospect of another day may seem, there are always reserves of strength to call upon, and the love shared between two people will never truly die.
Author : Victoria Johnston
Publisher : Janus Publishing Company Lim
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2005-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1857565991
In this imaginative “soft fantasy,” a man and a woman meet and discover that they are in fact former residents of a parallel realm, an eternal kingdom that coexists with the human world yet remains separated by hundreds of years. Horse, a gnome from Gnode, has won the right to wish for anything he chooses. Dissatisfied with his life and curious about what lies outside his world, he chooses to journey to the human world. Meanwhile, Illumina, daughter of the king of the salamanders, is chosen by the angelic council as another candidate for crossover. The two grow up as humans, totally oblivious to their connection with the magical realm. As their relationship deepens, however, they gradually confide in one another, telling of the unearthly happenings that can be traced back to their respective childhoods—strange experiences when the eternal kingdom reached out to touch their lives once more.
Author : John Schlarbaum
Publisher : Scanner Publishing
Page : 293 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2017-11-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781456629328
"Don't let them kill me." These are the first words spoken by elderly patient Helga Klemens to the transporter arriving to take her down for a simple hip surgery. Luke assures the frightened woman no one is going to harm her, chalking the bizarre declaration up to nerves and medication issues. After safely delivering her to the O.R., Luke's final words to Helga are, "Don't worry. You'll be fine," unaware she will be dead within the hour. On the same Sunday afternoon, newspaper reporter Jennifer Malone is looking into the case of a John Doe residing in the hospital's morgue. Once her interview with the coroner is complete, Jennifer is stopped by a distraught Luke and his security guard girlfriend, Maryanne, who are both shocked at the news of Helga's untimely death. Over the following five fast-paced days, Jennifer will use all of her investigative skills to determine exactly what happened in the O.R. However, when a second unidentified body washes ashore, Jennifer's attention is sidetracked wondering if there's a serial killer on the loose. Could the three seemingly unrelated deaths be linked? Abandoned is populated by memorable characters, each caught in a web of lies, unaware the secrets they hold may result in a life or death struggle for someone they love.
Author : Peter May
Publisher : Cambridge University Press
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2014-09-18
Category : Foreign Language Study
ISBN : 9781107418080
A focused, 50-60 hour course for the revised Cambridge English: Advanced (CAE) exam from 2015. The Student's Book without answers provides C1-level students with thorough preparation and practice needed for exam success. All four of the revised exam papers are covered. 'Quick steps' and Writing and Speaking guides explain what to expect in the exam, and provide strategies on approaching each paper, model answers, useful expressions and further practice. The accompanying CD-ROM provides interactive language and skills practice. There are two complete practice tests for teachers to access online. Audio required for the Student's Book listening exercises is available on Class Audio CDs or in the Student's Book Pack, both available separately.