Stupid About Men

Author : Howard J Morris,Jenny Lee
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 257 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2009-09-15
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781416595052

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Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid by Howard J Morris,Jenny Lee Pdf

THE REVEALiNG, RiP-ROARiNGLY FUNNY GUiDE TO MAKiNG EVERY RELATiONSHiP SMARTER, SANER, AND HAPPiER. Since the dawn of time, when the first smitten caveboy tried to woo the object of his affections by shoving her into the mud, men have demonstrated that when it comes to women, they are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women -- no matter how intelligent or mature -- are completely crazy. Based on this simple yet groundbreaking insight, comedy writers and real-life couple Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee have devised a relationship guide that is refreshingly honest, completely hilarious, and surprisingly practical. Using their own crazy/stupid romance as an example of these forces in action, they set out to explain why women ask questions that they absolutely do not want answered -- and why men persist in answering them. What are men really thinking -- or crucially, not thinking? Why do women view even the most mundane events through an emotional prism? Why do guys suck at being romantic? And why does every conversation with a woman lead back to whether or not she's fat? Using wit, hard-earned wisdom, and a highly entertaining he said/she said format, the authors explore the surprising method to his dumbness and the valid reasons behind her insanity, while providing real solutions to perennial relationship problems. By teaching men how and why they're stupid around women and showing women how to "control the crazy" for everybody's sake, Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid helps couples to reach the place where giving isn't giving in, needing isn't needy, and where the sexes can break the dysfunctional patterns and find a way to live lovingly, happily ever after.

Author : Deborah Dunn
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2009-02-03
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781439100806

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Stupid about Men by Deborah Dunn Pdf

Tired of Kissing Frogs? Even the most capable and intelligent women are sometimes struck stupid when it comes to relationships with men. Maybe you're like Cinderella, who thinks that only a man can rescue her; or perhaps you are like Little Red Riding Hood, always attracted to "bad boys"; or maybe you find yourself simply settling, like Rapunzel, because you don't believe you can do any better. And somehow, you always end up kissing frogs. No matter what kind of "stupid" you are, licensed marriage and family therapist Deborah Dunn will show you why you keep making the same mistakes with men, and will empower you to take control of who you are and become smart about life.

Author : Laura Schlessinger
Publisher : Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2002-12-03
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0060929448

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Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives by Laura Schlessinger Pdf

For every woman who wants to know what her man is thinking. Internationally syndicated radio superhost and columnist, controversial psycho-therapist, and author of the break-out New York Times bestsellers How Could You Do That?! and Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, Dr. Laura Schlessinger is back with Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives. In ten vital, compelling chapters, Dr. Laura speaks her mind on: Stupid Chivalry By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworthy, immature, etc.) you think that your love will save/transform her. Stupid Independence Unwilling to admit "need" for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex. Stupid Ambition Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherent importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power, and status. Stupid Strength Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive-aggressiveness to regain control. Stupid Sex Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a "sign," you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms. Stupid Matrimony Lacking a mature sense of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to "fix it." Stupid Husbanding Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you were single and your "mommy-wife" will take care of everything else. Stupid Parenting Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the true "soul food" of a child's hug. Stupid Boyishness Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy. Stupid Machismo Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.

Author : Peter Ruehl
Publisher : Melbourne Univ. Publishing
Page : 321 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780522861129

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Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy by Peter Ruehl Pdf

Ruehl's irreverent wit and ability to puncture pretentiousness with a well-turned phrase gave thousands of dedicated readers a good reason to read the paper back to front on the days the column appeared. His descriptions of growing up with teenage children are laugh-out-loud funny (well, for parents), and a younger generation of readers decided he was cool, with his constant satirical references to their music, dress and approach to life. Politicians sometimes winced but knew his hilarious descriptions of what was really going on in Canberra resonated more loudly than any press release. Peter Ruehl never lost his distinctive American style but he was able to understand Australian culture and to write about it and his views in a passionately funny and deeply personal way. Greg Hywood, chief executive of Fairfax, says he became a 'national institution'.

Author : Marion Appleby
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2012-11-30
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781843179856

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Man Fail by Marion Appleby Pdf

In Man Fail, readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers, mistakes and misunderstandings that have been boldly uttered by the male sex. Spanning from the rich and famous, to the everyday man on the street and with hilarious anecdotes that defy belief and typify the failings of the male species in general - examples include: 'Half this game is 90 per cent mental.' (Danny Ozark, one-time Major League baseball manager) 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' (Greg Norman, golfer) 'If only faces could talk...' (Pat Summerall, sports broadcaster) This is a shamefully funny collection of male stupidity at its finest (and most embarrassing), guaranteed to have you laughing out loud!

Author : William Barnes
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2004-04
Category : Men
ISBN : 0952825937

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Why Are Men So Bloody Stupid? by William Barnes Pdf

Why do they... Let sex rule their lives?; Worry about the size of their willies?; Ear wigs and unsuitable clothing?; Let women con them into gardening, cookery, DIY, and other dangerous tasks?; Aspire to be 'new men' and workaholics? Here's why and here's the antidote.

Author : Larry Elder
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 349 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2008-02-05
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9781429929059

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Stupid Black Men by Larry Elder Pdf

Is life unfair for black Americans? Is racial equality the answer to every question of public policy? Are a huge group of citizens being kept down by "the man"? Radio host and bestselling author Larry Elder has made a career out of being a thorn-in-the-side of the conventional wisdom crowd. He deflates the pompous and points out the completely logical truths hidden behind the nutty rhetoric and out-of-control pandering of many of the politicians and so-called leaders of a variety of special interest groups. In Stupid Black Men, he takes on the mind-set that always captures the most media attention—as well as masses of public money—in this country: those who rail against racism as the root of all problems, and who end up hurting precisely those they claim to be helping. Whether they are demagogues like Al Sharpton, established politicians like Hillary Clinton, or entertainers like Danny Glover, no one escapes Elder's cogent arguments and rapier wit. His sometimes hilarious and always infuriating examples of wrong-headedness skewer not just politicians for their smugness and hypocrisy, but also actors, educators, religious leaders and the "mainscream media" for keeping the story in the headlines. But Elder has a positive message, too: though they are fewer—and generally not as loud-mouthed—there are leaders and role models today who want to sweep away race-based whining and urge everyone in America, to share in the hard work, smart thinking and optimism that make this country great.

Author : Joan Rivers,Valerie Frankel
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2008-12-30
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781416599227

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Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs by Joan Rivers,Valerie Frankel Pdf

Delivered with Joan's signature sense of humour, Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs is a no-nonsense, common-sense, "can-we-talk" guide to the ins and outs of such increasingly common beauty procedures as botox injections, chemical peels, microdermabrasion, liposuction, rhinoplasty, eye lifts, breast augmentation-and much more. Chapters include: Peels and Fillers, Sucks to Be You, Eyes Wide Open, Care Enough to Do Your Very, Very Breast, Less Where You Don't Want It, More Where You Do, and Bringing Up the Rear. Filled with practical wisdom and plenty of wisecracks, this fun and inspirational guide is for every woman who wants to look and feel gorgeous.

Author : Ryunosuke Akutagawa
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2015-02-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780141397733

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The Life of a Stupid Man by Ryunosuke Akutagawa Pdf

'What is the life of a human being - a drop of dew, a flash of lightning? This is so sad, so sad.' Autobiographical stories from one of Japan's masters of modernist story-telling. Introducing Little Black Classics: 80 books for Penguin's 80th birthday. Little Black Classics celebrate the huge range and diversity of Penguin Classics, with books from around the world and across many centuries. They take us from a balloon ride over Victorian London to a garden of blossom in Japan, from Tierra del Fuego to 16th-century California and the Russian steppe. Here are stories lyrical and savage; poems epic and intimate; essays satirical and inspirational; and ideas that have shaped the lives of millions. Ryunosuke Akutagawa (1892-1927). Akutagawa's Rashomon and Seventeen Other Stories is also available in Penguin Classics.

Author : Walt Larimore, MD
Publisher : Zondervan
Page : 204 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2012-03-20
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780310723257

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The Ultimate Guys' Body Book by Walt Larimore, MD Pdf

You Mean I Can Ask That? Boys’ bodies do the craziest things! They can knock a baseball out to right field or trip in front of class. But at a certain point, those bodies start to grow up and go through some wild changes. You might be wondering things like: Why don't I look like him? How can I get buff without steroids? And how can I handle that talk my parents want to have—you know, the talk? Yikes! Guy Talk answers all the important questions you want answers to but would rather not ask, mixing fun with great advice for growing guys.

Author : Joel Stein
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 166 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2014-07-01
Category : BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY
ISBN : 1455510580

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Man Made by Joel Stein Pdf

Seeking to learn that masculinity is not defined by the size of his muscles but by the size of his heart, Stein confronts his effete nature by doing a 24-hour shift with LA firefighters, going hunting, rebuilding a house, enduring three days of basic training with the Marine Corps, and going into the ring with UFC Hall of Famer Randy Couture.

Author : Keith Crawford
Publisher : Keith Crawford
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2014-11-06
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Are Women That Stupid? by Keith Crawford Pdf

Why most women keep doing the same things over and over again when it comes to men? Why don't they ever learn from their mistakes? Do they care that they are being lied too, disrespected and are treated like dirt and made a fool of? Or do that think it's normal to get their hearts broken over and over again? So the question to be answered is, are women really that stupid? And, if not why don't they learn something different and stop making the same dumb stupid mistakes with it comes to dating men? Well this book will help, that's if you want to be smarter than the men for a change! If not, keep doing what you're doing, it's been working this far hasn't it? I don't think so!! Not dealing with the truth won't help you to change what you are doing now would it?

Author : Nancy Gray
Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1993
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 1854799517

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Stupid Men Jokes by Nancy Gray Pdf

Author : David K. Sparks
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2005-01-01
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1592991696

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Man Has Lost His Damn Mind by David K. Sparks Pdf

Man can't climb out of the box he's in until he realizes he's in it. Man also needs to stop measuring his worth by the work he does, because this leaves many of us feeling worthless. Man has to realize that no job is going to satisfy the hunger he's really seeking to quench. That is, the hunger to feel the same sense of indispensability to their families that 'real men' feel when they are the breadwinners. Basically, man needs to consider doing what his wife or partner is encouraging him to do, which is to ease up on over-investing into his job, and invest more of himself into the work of homemaking.

Author : Jack Donovan
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2022-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0578824000

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The Way of Men by Jack Donovan Pdf

10th Anniversary Hardcover Edition with new Afterword and additional notes by the author. This edition features classic essays related to the text, including Violence is Golden and No Man's Land.