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Tales from the Vinegar Wasteland

Ray Fracalossy
Tales from the Vinegar Wasteland Book PDF

Author : Ray Fracalossy
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 294 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2021-07-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798541626766

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The return of Vinegar Wasteland slaps the absurdity on the table like a slab of beef. Fracalossy's surreal and psychotic hallucination is hysterical, romantically short-lived and madness; all spun together into outlandish antics that may just remove a part of your face. Including two new tales and the novelette "mOsbURand." "Wow...this is f-ing rad...who is this writer?" --Kurt K. Heasley, fountainhead of acid rock legends LILYS "Ray Fracalossy's ability to seamlessly blur the line between the surreal and real has made him one of the defining writers of the absurdist movement. He possesses something rarely found in art today, a unique voice. This book will more than likely outlast us all." --Polycarp Kusch, author & founder of both oBook.org and the new absurdist website

Bucket of Face

Eric Hendrixson
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Author : Eric Hendrixson
Publisher : Eric Hendrixson
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2010-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781936383313

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Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

The Egg Said Nothing

Caris O'Malley
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Author : Caris O'Malley
Publisher : Caris O'Malley
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781936383269

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The Egg Said Nothing by Caris O'Malley Pdf

Meet Manny. He's your average shut-in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins. With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows, he's a more than a bit paranoid, too. His wasn't a great life, but it was comfortable-at least it was until the morning he awoke with an egg between his legs. But what might have been a curse becomes a charm as this unlikely event leads him to all night diner, where he finds inedible pie, undrinkable coffee, and the girl of his dreams. But can this unexpected chance at love survive after the egg cracks and time itself turns against him, dead-set on rerouting history and putting a shovel to the face of the one person who could bring real and lasting change to Manny's world?

Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades

John Edward Lawson
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Author : John Edward Lawson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0976631032

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This collection highlights dark surrealism at its most experimental and absurd depths. The texts are perception-altering and soul-poisoning, humorous in the way that accidental amputation and spontaneous combustion are. From the man who works at the foot fungus factory to the man who lives in a giant rectum, Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades will leave you wondering where you misplaced your sanity.Bio: John Edward Lawson is an author and editor living just outside Washington, D.C. His poetry collections include The Horrible and The Scars are Complimentary. His novel, Last Burn in Hell, was published in 2005. John is editor-in-chief of Raw Dog Screaming Press and The Dream People webzine, and has also been editor of several anthologies, including Tempting Disaster and Sick: An Anthology of Illness.

Vinegar Tales: Stories of the Blue Ridge for Children

Earl Davis
Vinegar Tales Stories of the Blue Ridge for Children Book PDF

Author : Earl Davis
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2009-07-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0557088259

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Vinegar Tales: Stories of the Blue Ridge for Children by Earl Davis Pdf

A collection of humorous stories about an imaginary mountaineer named "Vinegar" Brinegar who lived in the Blue Ridge Mountains. The stories are designed for children aged five to ten.

Vinegar Tales

Earl C. Davis
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Author : Earl C. Davis
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2009-10-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1449546242

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A collection of children's stories about "Vinegar Brinegar" an imaginary character who lived in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina.

The Ultra Fuckers

Carlton Mellick Iii,Carlton Mellick
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Author : Carlton Mellick Iii,Carlton Mellick
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015073820048

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The Ultra Fuckers by Carlton Mellick Iii,Carlton Mellick Pdf

Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwestern-style planned suburban neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses look the same. All of the people look the same. Because everything in Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner party. He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs. The streets seem to go on forever. The addresses don't seem to make any sense. After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills gated community. There is something unnatural about the houses around him. There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through the windows. And no matter how far he drives, he can't seem to find his way out. Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellick's previous short novel, The Menstruating Mall.

Jack and Mr. Grin

Andersen Prunty
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Author : Andersen Prunty
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015073822630

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Jack and Mr. Grin by Andersen Prunty Pdf

Jack Orange is a twentysomething guy who works at a place called The Tent packing dirt in boxes and shipping them off to exotic, unheard of locales. He thinks about his girlfriend, Gina Black, and the ring he hopes to surprise her with. But when he returns home one day, Gina isn't there. He receives a strange call from a man who sounds likes he is smiling-- Mr. Grin. He says he has Gina. He gives Jack twenty-four hours to find her--Publisher's description.

It Came from Below the Belt

Bradley Sands
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Author : Bradley Sands
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2006-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015069971649

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It Came from Below the Belt by Bradley Sands Pdf

IT CAME FROM BELOW THE BELT, BY BRADLEY SANDS Meet Grover Goldstein: Twenty-First Century rascal, trainee provocateur, boy next door who won't stop snickering at you from behind the lawn gnome. Swallowed by a giraffe and regurgitated oodles of years into the future, Grover must satisfy his urge to go home-even if it means going back to high school and helping his severed, and sentient, penis win the presidential election. Come along to Assumption High as Grover tries to answer the age-old question, What if I had forgotten then what I don't know now? Absurdism at its finest, and part of the new and expanding Bizarro genre, this highly-anticipated first novel is by the editor of the zine Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens.

Chemical Gardens

Gina Ranalli
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Author : Gina Ranalli
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015074369748

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It's a night like any other for punk rock band Green is the Enemy. Having just completed a gig in their hometown of Seattle, they pile into their van, headed for San Francisco to open for their idols Peroxide and with any luck, get signed to Withering Skin Records. Unfortunately, things don't go exactly as planned. They travel no more than a few blocks when an 8.5 earthquake strikes the city, tumbling buildings and opening streets, and sending the van crashing down into a huge crevasse. Beneath the city of Seattle is another long buried city, known to locals as The Underground and it is here that the band find themselves, trapped and somehow vastly. changed. Join Ro, Pawn, Dose and Whey as they fight to make it back in time for their gig, encounter strange creatures called Kreepkins, a surfer-dude warlock, a vengeful demon and a Metal Priestess who holds the key to their escape from the bizarre subterranean nightmare that is now their lives.

Sausagey Santa

Carlton Mellick,Carlton Mellick III
Sausagey Santa Book PDF

Author : Carlton Mellick,Carlton Mellick III
Publisher : Eraserhead Press
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015069971664

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Sausagey Santa by Carlton Mellick,Carlton Mellick III Pdf

"...One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. ...Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a strange Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone."--Back cover.

The Haunted Vagina

Carlton Mellick
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Author : Carlton Mellick
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015069971573

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The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick Pdf

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

The Greatest Fucking Moment in Sports

Kevin L. Donihe
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Author : Kevin L. Donihe
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015073904594

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The Greatest Fucking Moment in Sports by Kevin L. Donihe Pdf

Oscar Legbo is the 7-time winner of the Tour de Saucisse-Dommages, but lately he's been under stress. Having survived the Ebola virus and witnessed the death of his coach in the same 365-day period, he must now withstand the taunts and insults of riders who don't understand his two all-encompassing motivations for living... ... the sharing of Agape Love and the protection of bugs everywhere.

Sex and Death in Television Town

Carlton Mellick (III.),Carlton Mellick III
Sex and Death in Television Town Book PDF

Author : Carlton Mellick (III.),Carlton Mellick III
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 188 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015063193125

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Sex and Death in Television Town by Carlton Mellick (III.),Carlton Mellick III Pdf

A band of hermaphrodite gunslingers fight for their lives in a desert infested with crispy black demons. Along with a motley collection of survivors (including a sex-crazed female samurai modified to resemble a bipedal stegosaurus) they take refuge in the only safe haven left: Telos . . . a strange town near the end of the world, where the citizens have televisions instead of heads.

Grape City

Kevin Donihe
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Author : Kevin Donihe
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015049614988

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Grape City by Kevin Donihe Pdf

Meet Charles, a demon forced to work shitty minimum wage jobs ever since Hell went out of business. He now lives in Grape City, which would be the worst place on Earth, provided all other cities weren't just as bad. While adjusting to his new way of life, Charles passes the time by writing emails to Satan, going on blind dates with mortal women, and attempting to fit in with human society . . . . . . unfortunately society is a mess of chaotic absurdities in which bang-murdering and hack-raping are cultural norms."