The Amusing Bible

Author : Arthur Tovmasyan
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 726 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2015-08-14
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781491761946

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Another consideration, which just logically unfolds is that apparently, God had an ulterior motive, and he was eventually glad for the fall of man. Basically, the man had the right to tell him: My dear Daddy-God! If I am not mistaken, the good is what you like and what is morally good, and the bad, on the contrary, is all that is bad and all that you do not like. Is it like that or not? That is right, my son, would have answered the Creator. In this case, could continue Adam, let me know what is wrong, so that I could avoid it. Otherwise, why is this tree here, if I cannot touch it? However, instead of God, the priests concealing themselves under his name give answers. They say, God put our newborn humanity to a test. God wanted to see if Adam would obey, when he requires minor hardships from him. However, this statement is easily disproved. According to theological imaginations, God is all-knowing and he knows the future. Therefore, he should have foreseen what would happen, because nothing is done without his will. This means that God himself wanted the people whom he created to sin. There is no doubt in that.

Author : Léo Taxil
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 1950
Category : Bible
ISBN : UOM:39015078581777

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Author : Darnnell Reese
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2018-04-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1981715185

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In All Seriousness... Totally Funny Bible Stories by Darnnell Reese Pdf

In All Seriousness...Totally Funny Bible Stories is a book full of funny, entertaining, laugh out loud stories that God has given us as loving gifts. The gift of humor to show how fallible all humans are and the gift of gentle acceptance as God does not expect perfection from us. And the gift of God's Word which provides many examples of people in the Bible who made mistakes. Some learned from their mistakes and some did not. The reader vicariously learns through other people's mistakes how to avoid the same pitfalls by simply heeding God's words and instructions. You will never again view the Word as "just a stiff and boring book of rules and regulations." After reading this enjoyable book, you will crave more of God's humorous, life-giving words in the actual Bible. You'll also want a relationship with God, and to have His presence and anointing guide your life. As a bonus, the author includes wonderful songs, movies and T.V. references correlating to the biblical story or Bible character and ties up each chapter with a summary of lessons learned. In All Seriousness...will be a go-to book for lighthearted Bible humor and valuable life lessons, as well as a must-see movie and T.V. recommendation guide.

Author : V. Gilbert Beers,Ronald A. Beers
Publisher : Christian Art Kids
Page : 271 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2000-08-15
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781432106133

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The Big Book of All-Time Favorite Bible Stories (eBook) by V. Gilbert Beers,Ronald A. Beers Pdf

Now you can enjoy sharing with your children all the wonderful Bible stories you loved as a child. This book includes stories of unforgettable characters, like Noah, Jacob and Esau, Joseph, David and Goliath, Esther, and Paul. It tells of dramatic events such as the great flood, Jonah and the fish, Daniel and the lions, and Jesus feeding 5,000 people with only 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread. It shares wonderful truths like the birth, crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus, the Last Supper and the receiving of the Holy Spirit. THE BIG BOOK OF ALL-TIME FAVORITE BIBLE STORIES is destined to become a well-loved addition to your children’s library. It will teach them to love God with all their heart and soul.

Author : David Plotz
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 441 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2009-02-20
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780061972881

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Good Book by David Plotz Pdf

“Hilarious. . . . It’s Cliff Notes for Scripture—screenplay by Plotz, story by God. . . . In the end, though, the book is made by the spirit of the writer.” — The New York Times Book Review “Like the Bible itself, Good Book contains multitudes—it is by turns thought-provoking, funny, enlightening and moving.” — A. J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically “Plotz is a genius writer.” — Franklin Foer, author of How Soccer Explains the World A whip-smart, laugh-out-loud tour through the most important book in the world, a book most people have never read: the Bible.

Author : John Kaltner,Steven McKenzie
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2009-10-06
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780061983443

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The Uncensored Bible by John Kaltner,Steven McKenzie Pdf

Strange but True Bible Facts Did you know: that King David swore like a sailor? that the Book of Ecclesiastes encourages drinking, especially beer? that mandrakes were the biblical equivalent of Viagra®? that the law of Moses prescribes bikini waxing? that Joseph's "coat of many colors" might have actually been a dress? that Eve might have been created, not from Adam's rib, but from something a little lower down? Discover all this, and more, in The Uncensored Bible.

Author : Gary Graf
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 198 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Religion
ISBN : WISC:89082370172

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And God Said, "Play Ball!" by Gary Graf Pdf

Faith and Baseball have long been important factors in the life of author Gary Graf, each one inspiring valuable lessons on living. "I keep returning to them both," he says. "Each has taught me lessons about love, loss, and life. Each has its own rewards and its version of universal truth. I'm no theologian by any standard, and I never could throw a curve ball with any precision. But I do think there's a symbiotic relationship between that which was heaven sent and the game which is heaven on earth."

Author : Lydia Millet
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
Page : 183 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2020-05-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781324005049

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A Children's Bible: A Novel by Lydia Millet Pdf

Finalist for the 2020 National Book Award for Fiction One of the New York Times' Ten Best Books of the Year Named one of the best novels of the year by Time, Washington Post, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Esquire, BBC, and many others National Bestseller "A blistering little classic." —Ron Charles, Washington Post A Children’s Bible follows a group of twelve eerily mature children on a forced vacation with their families at a sprawling lakeside mansion. Contemptuous of their parents, the children decide to run away when a destructive storm descends on the summer estate, embarking on a dangerous foray into the apocalyptic chaos outside. Lydia Millet’s prophetic and heartbreaking story of generational divide offers a haunting vision of what awaits us on the far side of Revelation.

Author : John Kennedy Toole
Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
Page : 184 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2007-12-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780802197320

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The Neon Bible by John Kennedy Toole Pdf

“A moving evocation of the small-town South in the mid-twentieth century” that “belongs on the shelf with the works of Flannery O’Connor, Carson McCullers, and Eudora Welty” (Orlando Sentinel). John Kennedy Toole—who won a posthumous Pulitzer Prize for his best-selling comic masterpiece A Confederacy of Dunces—wrote The Neon Bible for a literary contest at the age of sixteen. The manuscript languished in a drawer and became the subject of a legal battle among Toole’s heirs. It was only in 1989, thirty-five years after it was written and twenty years after Toole’s suicide at thirty-one, that this amazingly accomplished and evocative novel was freed for publication. “Heartfelt emotion, communicated in clean direct prose . . . a remarkable achievement.” —Michiko Kakutani, The New York Times “John Kennedy Toole’s tender, nostalgic side is as brilliantly effective as his corrosive satire. If you liked To Kill A Mockingbird you will love The Neon Bible.” —Florence King “Shockingly mature. . . . Even at sixteen, Toole knew that the way to write about complex emotions is to express them simply.” —Kerry Luft, Chicago Tribune

Author : Anonim
Publisher : David C Cook
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2024-06-01
Category : Bible crafts
ISBN : 1434702286

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Fun Science That Teaches God's Word by Anonim Pdf

Fun science activities that communicate God's truths in weird and wild ways.

Author : Tom French
Publisher : Frendrussi Press
Page : 250 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2018-05-15
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN : 0648304108

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Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude by Tom French Pdf

A hilarious, faith building, and Christ-centred exploration of all the weird, crude, funny, and nude parts of the Bible that we rarely look at. Contains 15 exciting illustrations. Great for teenagers who struggle to engage with the Bible.

Author : Chonda Pierce
Publisher : Provident Distribution
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2016-04-05
Category : Religion
ISBN : 1944781803

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Laughing in the Dark by Chonda Pierce Pdf

Based on the hit movie, Chonda and co-writer Dale McCleskey (Beth Moore, Priscilla Shirer) dig into one of the Bible's most difficult books. Chonda parallels her life and many woman's experiences to Job's struggles and enduring faith. Chonda's take on pain, loss, friends, relatives and the nature of God are filled with the truth and humor that Conda's legions of fans have come to expect from one of the most influential Christian women in our era. From the introduction. . .Whether you're new to Bible study or you like to read the original Hebrew text for relaxation, I hope you will come to value Job like a dear friend. Though we cannot answer all the questions Job's story raises, I think we can learn a great deal from his experience. his story touches all of us, because all people suffer in ways we cannot explain. On Job's parentingThe book told how he sacrificed for his children. His children would have parties and just live life. Meanwhile daddy Job would go make a sacrifice and repent for them. he even offered sacrifices for sins they might have committed. Suddenly I realized Job was among the worst parents on the planet! He never let his kids suffer their own consequences. And that's when it hit me: Now Job, that's where I'm exactly like you. You are a brother from another mother!

Author : Gary Graf
Publisher : Liguori Publications
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2007
Category : Bible
ISBN : 0764815784

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And God Said, "It's Good!" by Gary Graf Pdf

And God Said, "It's Good " takes the sport of football and compares this favorite Sunday pastime to the Bible--and it works. Once again, Gary Graf combines his love of sports with the Bible, resulting in an amusing and fun-loving book that delights any sports fan. Comparisons include Hail Mary passes and answered prayers; immaculate receptions and Immaculate Conceptions; football stadiums and cathedrals; biblical verses and double reverses, plus good books and playbooks. These and many more parallels fill this lively and entertaining 192-page hardcover. On any Sunday, you can bet some are brought closer to the spirit of the sport while others are more connected to the bible. The twenty chapters in this book compare football and the bible--with remarkable results "Forgiveness and good works were just pre-game drills for the Lord's true purpose here on earth." "God rested on Sunday. Football is mostly played on Sunday. Coincidence? I think not." Any author who can find similarities between the dazzling colors of a football team and the colorful vestments of a priest--needs to have his book read cover to cover. A delightful read for everyone--even if you're not remotely interested in football. Hardcover Listen to an interview with Gary Graf. Available for the Amazon Kindle:

Author : Richard Rohr
Publisher : SPCK
Page : 51 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2019-08-15
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780281083220

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What Do We Do With the Bible? by Richard Rohr Pdf

What do we do with the Bible? Does an ancient, sometimes violent and contradictory text that has been used to justify violence, racism, misogyny, homophobia and more, really have anything to teach us today? In this small but powerful book, Richard Rohr explores how we can read the bible in a contemplative and intelligent way. Focusing on Jesus' own method of using the Hebrew Scriptures, he shows us a way of interpreting the Bible that follows God's mercy, inclusion and compassionate justice, and creates a foundation for a hopeful vision from the beginning to the end of time. Warm and accessible, What Do We Do With the Bible? will give you a deeper, more genuine understanding of the Bible and transform your experience of Scripture - whether you are reading the Bible for the first time or returning to it over and over.

Author : Dale T. Stanton
Publisher : Covenant Books, Inc.
Page : 74 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2022-02-18
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781638855286

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A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To Communion by Dale T. Stanton Pdf

Is the Bible a humorous book? Probably most people wouldn’t think of it as being funny at all. Even as the Bible is regarded as the Word of God, we find considerable ungodly human activity, immorality, wars, rebellion, murder, adultery, demon possession, and just about every other facet of what we call the human condition. Yes, the Bible is full of some pretty serious and heavy stuff. In spite of all this, is there a remote possibility we might discover something amusing, something to bring a smile on our face, something that might even cause us to laugh? Author Dale Stanton says, “Yes!” In his book, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Communion, Dale explores some of the subtle, camouflaged, and elusive gems of humor in the Bible that don’t exactly leap out at you as one would find in a comic strip or a TV sitcom. These hidden treasures of humor come alive in the biblical characters themselves, revealed in all their human quirks, foibles, and idiosyncrasies, which remind us that, in many ways, these biblical personalities are just like us. Referring to many of the Scripture lessons that are read in church on Sunday morning, Dale, in his tongue-in-cheek style, brings to life this collection of inconspicuous and sometimes wry nuggets of humor that might just make you laugh.