The Best Ever Book Of Dentist Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2011-12-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1468079956

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The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of dentist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of dentist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one dentist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many dentist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do dentists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A dentist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The dentist turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the dentist.The dentist's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the dentist who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do dentists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2019-02-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1795768525

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Dentist Jokes by Chester Croker Pdf

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!

Author : Colby Gage
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 62 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2019-09-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1694762793

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The Best Orthodontic Joke Book by Colby Gage Pdf

The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 332 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 1998-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1578660122

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The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes by Bob Phillips Pdf

Author : Charles Keller
Publisher : Prentice Hall
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 1984
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0139549676

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What's Up, Doc? by Charles Keller Pdf

A collection of jokes about doctors and dentists including "What did the surgeon say to the uncooperative patient?--Suture self," and "Doctor, what does it mean when someone has tiny pupils?--It could mean she's a kindergarten teacher."

Author : Colby Gage
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2018-10-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1726635759

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The Best Orthodontic Joke Book by Colby Gage Pdf

What's the best way to calm a nervous patient? Make them laugh! Inside you'll find some of the best silly jokes that are sure to elicit a few giggles from the toughest patients while they're waiting. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth! ~ Dr. Brian Anderson Where does Shamu get his braces done? At the Orcadontist! ~ Dr. Liz MorejonHow does an orthodontist get a lawyer? He gives them a retainer! ~ Dr. Travis TalbotWhat dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? The flosso-raptor! ~Dr. Greg Ohanian How do you straighten a polar bear's teeth? With brrrr-aces! ~Dr. Avi Goldberg

Author : Stephen T. Sonis
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 1997
Category : Humor
ISBN : UOM:39015040651757

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The Best of Dental Humor by Stephen T. Sonis Pdf

This text provides a compilation of pieces of creative humourous writing from dental and related literature. It includes essays, poetry, letters and cartoons.

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2012-06-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1477602496

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The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes by Mark Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dental Hygienist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dental Hygienist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dental Hygienist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dental Hygienists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dental Hygienist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dental Hygienist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dental Hygienist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dental Hygienists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Jeanne Chesley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 1972
Category : Dentist and patient
ISBN : UOM:39015069174368

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Dentists are Funny People by Jeanne Chesley Pdf

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2017-10-17
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781684121458

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The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2012-06-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1477602488

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The Best Ever Book of Dental Technician Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dental Technician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dental Technician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dental Technician Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dental Technician joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dental Technician jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dental Technicians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dental Technician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dental Technician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dental Technician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dental Technicians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2014-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781440583094

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The Best Joke Book (Period) by William Donohue Pdf

Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2012-06-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1477602526

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The Best Ever Book of Dental Assistant Jokes by Mark Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dental Assistant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dental Assistant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dental Assistant Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dental Assistant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dental Assistant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dental Assistants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dental Assistant and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dental Assistant brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dental Assistant who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dental Assistants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 203 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2020-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781645175032

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The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133

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The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!