The Best Orthodontic Joke Book

Author : Colby Gage
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2018-10-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1726635759

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The Best Orthodontic Joke Book by Colby Gage Pdf

What's the best way to calm a nervous patient? Make them laugh! Inside you'll find some of the best silly jokes that are sure to elicit a few giggles from the toughest patients while they're waiting. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth! ~ Dr. Brian Anderson Where does Shamu get his braces done? At the Orcadontist! ~ Dr. Liz MorejonHow does an orthodontist get a lawyer? He gives them a retainer! ~ Dr. Travis TalbotWhat dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? The flosso-raptor! ~Dr. Greg Ohanian How do you straighten a polar bear's teeth? With brrrr-aces! ~Dr. Avi Goldberg

Author : Colby Gage
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 62 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2019-09-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1694762793

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The Best Orthodontic Joke Book by Colby Gage Pdf

The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-03-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1475119941

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The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orthodontist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orthodontist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Orthodontist jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Orthodontists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Orthodontist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Orthodontist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Orthodontist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Orthodontists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2019-02-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1795768525

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Dentist Jokes by Chester Croker Pdf

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2011-12-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1468079956

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The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of dentist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of dentist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one dentist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many dentist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do dentists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A dentist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The dentist turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the dentist.The dentist's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the dentist who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do dentists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Lisa Regan
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2018-08
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN : 1788286022

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The Funniest Joke Book Ever by Lisa Regan Pdf

Q: What time should you go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty! This fully illustrated joke book is packed with wicked wisecracks, knee-slapping new jokes, and timeless rib-ticklers. The brilliantly anarchic illustrations take the humour to a whole new level. It's a barrel of laughs for children aged 8+.--Provided by the dentist.

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2012-06-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1477602496

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The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes by Mark Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dental Hygienist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dental Hygienist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dental Hygienist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dental Hygienists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dental Hygienist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dental Hygienist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dental Hygienist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dental Hygienists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2011-12-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1468079972

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The Best Ever Book of Doctor Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of doctor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Doctor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of doctor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one doctor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many doctor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do doctors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A doctor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The doctor turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the doctor.The doctor's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the doctor who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do doctors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : William Novak,Moshe Waldoks,Donald Altschiller
Publisher : Harper Perennial
Page : 356 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 1990
Category : Humor
ISBN : UOM:49015001204958

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The Big Book of New American Humor by William Novak,Moshe Waldoks,Donald Altschiller Pdf

A miscellaneous collection of humorous cartoons and articles by a variety of American authors.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1786 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 1983
Category : Bibliography
ISBN : UOM:39015078261768

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Book Review Digest by Anonim Pdf

Excerpts from and citations to reviews of more than 8,000 books each year, drawn from coverage of 109 publications. Book Review Digest provides citations to and excerpts of reviews of current juvenile and adult fiction and nonfiction in the English language. Reviews of the following types of books are excluded: government publications, textbooks, and technical books in the sciences and law. Reviews of books on science for the general reader, however, are included. The reviews originate in a group of selected periodicals in the humanities, social sciences, and general science published in the United States, Canada, and Great Britain. - Publisher.

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2013-10-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781451666182

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Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh Pdf

#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 298 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 1987
Category : Electronic
ISBN : NWU:35557000025104

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The Functional Orthodontist by Anonim Pdf

Author : Mercer Mayer
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 1979
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0307137333

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How the Trollusk Got His Hat by Mercer Mayer Pdf

When a Stamp-Collecting Trollusk returns Reggie McLeod's new Squeezle skin hat, they become friends.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Berkley
Page : 260 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 1981
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0425051552

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Laughter, the Best Medicine by Anonim Pdf

More than 600 jokes, gags and laugh lines, Drawn from one of the most popular features of Reader's Digest magazine, this collection of jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life is just what the doctor ordered.

Author : Baron Hall
Publisher : Mascot Books
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2017-11-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1684010640

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Emma Gets Braces! by Baron Hall Pdf

Braces are fun and exciting You can get them yourself and see Before you do, join Emma As she learns from A to Z!