The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book

Author : Terry Deary
Publisher : Scholastic UK
Page : 155 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2013-10-03
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781407144320

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The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book by Terry Deary Pdf

In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.

Author : Terry Deary
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 141 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1990-01-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 059076408X

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Father Christmas' Joke Book by Terry Deary Pdf

Author : Richard McCourt,Dominic Wood
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 370 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2014-03-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781447256403

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Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book by Richard McCourt,Dominic Wood Pdf

Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
Page : 318 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2012-03-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781770223141

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The Big Fat South African Joke Book by Anonim Pdf

Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 89 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2009-10-29
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780141959825

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The Crazy Christmas Joke Book by Anonim Pdf

Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.

Author : Katie Wales
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Christmas
ISBN : 0099267039

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Santa's Christmas Joke Book by Katie Wales Pdf

This special Yuletide collection of Christmas corkers is back to keep the whole family chuckling!

Author : Dominic Wood,Richard McCourt
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2015-10-08
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781447284987

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Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! by Dominic Wood,Richard McCourt Pdf

It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities, crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages. *This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!

Author : Raymond Briggs
Publisher : Penguin Books, Limited (UK)
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 1994
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0140373543

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The Father Christmas by Raymond Briggs Pdf

Features some of Father Christmas' musings on what it's like to be him - for better or for worse - year in, year out.

Author : Joe King
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Christmas
ISBN : 184939508X

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The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever by Joe King Pdf

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

Author : Treehouse Books
Publisher : Treehouse Books
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2021-11-24
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9791220869621

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Super Cool Christmas Jokes for Kids: Bestest Children's Christmas Joke Book by Treehouse Books Pdf

Turn your kid into a comedian or be the funniest person in the room! ★ Keep the funny and cheerful vibes going, with our top notch best selection kids joke book of over 300 hilarious jokes for kids on every Christmas topic! ♥ Al the best funny, silly, groan-worthy, and laugh out loud Christmas jokes, for all the family and friends! ★ A simple, versatile and an easy choice Christmas stocking filler, for kids of all ages, that will be sure to be appreciated by everyone! ♥ Do you know someone who would like this? What are you waiting for, get yours now! ★

Author : Roger Johnson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2013-09-05
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 1926677900

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Santa Walks Into a Bar by Roger Johnson Pdf

A collection of hilarious Christmas jokes for the discerning adult. Not your average joke book; these have an edge! Santa was having a bad day. Mrs Claus was nagging. The elves were working too slowly. There were serious toy assembly issues. Rudolf was getting old and stodgy and the sleigh needed repairs. In the midst of all this a shimmering angel arrived one evening with a lovely tree. As Claus answered the door, frowning and muttering, the angel smiled and said "Merry Christmas, Santa! Here's your tree. Where do you want me to stick it?" Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental. Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. - Girl 1: Where's your Christmas party at? Girl 2: It's poor grammar to end your sentence with a preposition. Girl 1: All right then, where's your Christmas party at, bitch?

Author : Khushwant Singh
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2000-10-14
Category : Literary Collections
ISBN : 9788184759075

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The Big Fat Joke Book by Khushwant Singh Pdf

Ribald, rib-tickling and outrageous, Khushwant Singh’s inimitable brand of humour has made him a legend in his own lifetime. This volume brings together the funniest and most memorable selections from his enormous repertoire, including some of the wackiest jokes ever cracked about sex, God and politics.

Author : Arthur James Wells
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1438 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2000
Category : Bibliography, National
ISBN : UOM:39015079755800

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The British National Bibliography by Arthur James Wells Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2012-10-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781770224070

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The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book by Anonim Pdf

The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!

Author : Brian Boone
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2023-10-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781250289063

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The Jokiest Joking Christmas Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by Brian Boone Pdf

525 Christmas shenanigans to giggle all the way! Fa la la la la, la ha-ha-ha! Welcome to The Jokiest Joking Christmas Joke Book Ever...No Joke!–where you will find a jolly sleigh ride of jokes, giggles, gags, and Christmas joy that will have you snickering along with good ol’ St. Nick and all his reindeer friends. Get ready for the Santa season with enough laughs to shake your belly like a bowlful of jelly! This Christmas companion can fit just as easily inside your stocking as it can in your sleigh–so take it on the go-ho-ho! - 525 of the goofiest, kid-friendliest jokes for frosty fun - Splendid sillies for everyone on Santa’s good list - Festively funny illustrations for a jingle-belling good time Let your yuletide dreams be merry and bright with these funny one-liners, sparkling knock-knock jokes, snowy puns, and holiday chucklers that are sure to keep you laughing like it’s Christmas every day!