The Christmas Poop Plan

Author : Emily Smith,Martin Smith
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2019-09-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1077453752

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The Christmas Poop Plan by Emily Smith,Martin Smith Pdf

Elves are naughty. Troublemakers. Pranksters. Tinkers. But you've never met elves like this. Stanky, Planky, and Cranky are forever causing trouble in the Gibbs' house - and they always get away with it too. However, the Gibbs family has a new pet - a beautiful puppy called Archie - who rumbles the elves' horrible games straight away. So the rotten elves hatch a terrible, stinky plan to get rid of the innocent dog once and for all: The Christmas Poop Plan. It's a plan so evil and foul that it will ruin Christmas for the entire family. However Stanky, Cranky and Planky are about to find out what happens when you are meanies all of the time... The Christmas Poop Plan is a funny Christmas book aimed at children aged between four and eight. Written by bestselling author Martin Smith and his seven-year-old daughter Emily, it is a festive story about hope, being brave, never giving up and ... lots of poop. The story behind The Poop Plan. Martin has cystic fibrosis and wrote the bestselling Charlie Fry Series after retiring from work due to a deterioration in his condition. Emily has always wanted to write a book with her dad - and came up with the characters and plot herself. All Martin did was transform the wonderful ideas into a story for primary school children to be able to enjoy. Why The Christmas Poop Plan? The book was originally called The Christmas Miracle - except that had already been taken. We had the same problem with The Christmas Angel. Yet the book is centred around the elves' dastardly plan to ruin Christmas through poop - so The Christmas Poop Plan seemed the logical choice! Who will the book appeal to? It is aimed at children aged between four and eight. If you like an elf on the shelf with a dose of David Walliams too, then this will be right up your street!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2021-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1736821121

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The Christmas Poop Log by Anonim Pdf

The included storybook features 30 pages of fun, child-friendly, and engaging visuals to get you in the spirit of Christmas. This book stems from an over 400-year-old story that emerged in the Catalonia region of Spain, helping families across the world embrace this unique age-old tradition.

Author : Jonathan Chastek
Publisher : Gold-N-Spike LLC
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2021-04-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1736821105

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The Christmas Poop Log by Jonathan Chastek Pdf

Traditional StorybookThe included storybook features 30 pages of fun, child-friendly, and engaging visuals to get you in the spirit of Christmas. This book stems from an over 400-year-old story that emerged in the Catalonia region of Spain, helping families across the world embrace this unique age-old tradition. The Poop Log's HistoryThis unique practice was an original roughed up log found outside and altered for children to feed and beat. In fact, the strange name comes from the command sung during beating the log, urging it to "Poop, log!" After Christmas, Catalans would burn and recycle the log's ashes to help crops grow. While walking with my mother, one day, we happened upon a fallen log. I was surprised when my mother explained, "There is a poop log." Her words triggered unpleasant thoughts; I was thinking what does she mean. Mother related a family tradition of how poop logs appear at Christmas. They are placed in the home and attended to with comfort and love. She explained Santa's magic dust made them. As Christmas day approaches, will I find that I have received treats from our poop log? Or is the legend a figment of my mother's imagination?Parents and children will receive a fascinating educational experience that revolves around a Catalan Christmas Tradition. Its origins date back to the 18th century and are enjoyed to this day by many families. This story will be one that will delight both young and old.

Author : Rosie Greening
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1789470528

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A Poop-Powered Christmas by Rosie Greening Pdf

A funny Christmas picture book, all about the power of poop!

Author : Michael Brandow
Publisher : Purdue University Press
Page : 362 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : History
ISBN : 1557534926

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New York's Poop Scoop Law by Michael Brandow Pdf

The story of how New York City adopted laws to force pet owners to clean up after their pets. Michael Brandow shows how a combination of science and politics, fact and fear, altruism and self-interest led to the adoption and enforcement of legislation that became a shining - and perhaps surprising - success.

Author : Rosie Greening
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2019-10
Category : Animal droppings
ISBN : 1788439295

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A Poop-Powered Christmas by Rosie Greening Pdf

In this rhyming story, an inventive elf finds an alternative way to power Santa's sleigh when his reindeer crew are too ill to fly.

Author : James Ponti
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2015-10-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481436380

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Dark Days by James Ponti Pdf

Molly’s up against the undead—and the fate of Manhattan is in her hands—in the third and final book of the Dead City trilogy, which Hunger Games author Suzanne Collins says “breathes new life into the zombie genre.” Molly and the Omegas fight to contain the storm unleashed by Operation Blue Moon. As they do, Molly’s personal life is thrown into turmoil when she discovers that one of her closest friends has joined the ranks of the undead, a development that threatens the Omegas as well as Molly’s relationship with her mother. As Molly and her friends battle the Dead Squad (a special NYPD task force made up entirely of zombies), they discover that the world’s largest gold reserve is kept in a vault eighty feet below the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. They find a photograph of the vault’s construction in the 1920s and realize that the construction crew was led by none other than the leader of the undead, Marek Blackwell. Could this explain the source of all his money? And if so, what is he planning to do with it? Is he rebuilding Dead City…or is he building an undead army?

Author : Jennie Bjorem
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1951031016

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OH NO! Pee-Pee by Jennie Bjorem Pdf

OH NO! Pee-Pee is about a puppy that goes pee-pee everywhere. This book was written four young children to practice early functional consonant-vowel consonant-vowel words.The book is a repetitive style so kids can predict. Kids will LOVE to see where puppy goes pee-pee next!

Author : Greg W. Sloan
Publisher : The Adventures of Pooperman
Page : 161 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2008-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9780615210780

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The Adventures of Pooperman by Greg W. Sloan Pdf

Author : Denise Little
Publisher : Astra Publishing House
Page : 323 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2008-08-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781440631405

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Enchantment Place by Denise Little Pdf

Seventeen original stories about a mall where anything you can imagine is for sale-but who will pay the price? The stores in Enchantment Place live up to the title, catering to a rather unique clientele ranging from vampires and werecreatures to wizards and witches, elves and unicorns' in short, anyone with shopping needs not likely to be met in the chain stores. Here are seventeen shopping trips you'll never forget, from a store that sells the highest quality familiars, to the non-magical daughter of a magic-filled family who is left to mind the family jewelry store though she has no means to defeat an enchanting thief, to a woman running a Wiccan supply store who is suddenly faced with an IRS audit?

Author : National Foundation of Health, Welfare and Pension Plans
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1272 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 1969
Category : Collective labor agreements
ISBN : CORNELL:31924064514411

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Negotiated Employee Benefit Plans by National Foundation of Health, Welfare and Pension Plans Pdf

Author : Sarah M. Anderson
Publisher : Sarah M. Anderson
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781941097564

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The Christmas Pony by Sarah M. Anderson Pdf

What’s Alice supposed to do with a pony? The teacher only knows the animal was left on her porch right before Christmas. Then handsome Animal Control Officer Kirk Douglas shows up, asking questions that Alice prefers not to answer. But even the mystery surrounding the animal’s origins can’t stop the holiday spark that ignites between Alice and Kirk. Can their attraction survive ugly-sweater parties, well-meaning relatives and the Christmas pony? "A funny and warm-hearted Christmas delight! Bonus points to Sarah for writing a deeply romantic older couple.” -- Karen Booth, Author and Co-founder, Seasoned Romance *This novella was previously published as The Christmas Pony in Silver Belles: An Over-40 Holiday Anthology

Author : Amy Newmark
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 462 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2014-10-14
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781611592450

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Chicken Soup for the Soul: Christmas in Canada by Amy Newmark Pdf

Christmas is a magical time of year! This collection of 101 festive holiday stories will warm your heart and spread holiday cheer with its tales of family, fun, and traditions from across Canada. A fantastic holiday gift and a great way to start the season! From mummering and caroling, to winter lights festivals and crèche displays, to feasts and cookie-baking parties, Christmastime in Canada is full of fun and special traditions. You will delight in reading the 101 merry and heartwarming stories about family, goodwill, and holiday traditions across Canada’s provinces. Remember, all our stories are “Santa safe” so they can be enjoyed by the whole family.

Author : Susan Mallery
Publisher : HQN Books
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2021-09-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781488077999

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The Christmas Wedding Guest by Susan Mallery Pdf

“This two-in-one romance starts a new series that Mallery’s many fans will devour like a Christmas cookie.”—Booklist Susan Mallery, author of the Fool’s Gold romances, cheerfully invites you to Wishing Tree, where Christmas comes to life… The Somerville sisters believe in love, but they’ve lost faith it will happen for them. Reggie hasn’t been home since the end of the world’s shortest engagement. When her parents decide to renew their vows, she buffs up her twinkle to help with the Christmas wedding. Unexpectedly, Toby, her first love, is back too, and the spark between them shines as brightly as ever. In the spirit of the season, will they let go of past hurts and greet the New Year together? Done waiting for the one, Dena is pregnant and on her own—on purpose. But then a gorgeous, sad-eyed songwriter checks in to a room at her inn. Micah, unable to write since he lost his wife, finds inspiration in Dena’s determination to be a mom. One snowflake-speckled kiss and he’s a goner. But Dena is afraid to believe that a rock star could fall for a cookie-cutter small-town girl like her. As the Christmas wedding draws closer, these two sisters just might unwrap the most treasured gift of all—love. Don’t miss Home Sweet Christmas, a witty and heartfelt story of two friends who unexpectedly find the person-and the place in which-they belong this Christmas by #1 New York Times bestselling author Susan Mallery!

Author : Lisa Plumley
Publisher : Zebra Books
Page : 309 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2014-09-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781420131567

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All He Wants for Christmas by Lisa Plumley Pdf

"Lisa Plumley knows how to craft a terrific, heart-warming story." --The Romance Reviews In Kismet, Michigan, Christmas is special: big fluffy snowflakes, sleigh bells, carolers singing. It's a picture-perfect holiday--you just have to choose who's in the frame. . . Jason Hamilton is on thin ice with the board of his toy company. The young CEO may be a kid at heart, but his party boy reputation requires damage control. So Jason's off to Kismet to inspect a model store, stay on Santa's Nice list, and stick to business--no goofing around. Which is too bad, because the store manager, Danielle Sharpe, is the definition of what makes Naughty fun. . . Danielle is thrilled to show off her thriving little toy store--especially if it's her ticket out of Kismet. The single mom is tired of manufacturing cheer solo while her ex-husband has all the fun. But if she'd known Jason was this hot, she wouldn't have offered to host him. With Jason in her house, Danielle is getting warmer than spiked cider. She's supposed to impress him with her expertise, not daydream about catching him under the mistletoe. Now whatever she does, she can't get swept up in the magic. . . Raves for Lisa Plumley's Kismet Christmas Romances "Laugh-out-loud. . ..Tugs at the heartstrings from the beginning and doesn't let up until the final page." --Publishers Weekly on Together for Christmas "A deliciously satisfying, cocoa-worthy holiday read." --Library Journal on Holiday Affair