The Fart Before Christmas

Author : Adam Wallace
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10
Category : Animals
ISBN : 174383005X

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'Twas the Fart Before Christmas by Adam Wallace Pdf

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?

Author : Catherine Adams
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2017-10-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1978458428

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The Fart Before Christmas by Catherine Adams Pdf

A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!

Author : Catherine Catherine Adams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 53 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1700466909

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The Fart Before Christmas by Catherine Catherine Adams Pdf

A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798554499067

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Freddie The Farting Snowman by Jane Bexley Pdf

Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Author : Workshop 2 0
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2016-10-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1539502252

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Twas the Fart Before Christmas by Workshop 2 0 Pdf

'Twas The Fart Before Christmas turns Clement C. Moore's classic tale on its end - literally. 'Twas The Fart Before Christmas is a memorable holiday parody to enjoy with the whole family, with humorous art adapted from Jessie Willcox Smith's timeless illustrations.

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524791902

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No One Likes a Fart by Zoe Foster Blake Pdf

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Author : Jamie Grant
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2021-09-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781039115699

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Farts are like Snowflakes by Jamie Grant Pdf

With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.

Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2020-09-24
Category : Christmas stories
ISBN : 1953399150

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Fritz the Farting Reindeer by Humor Heals Us Pdf

Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is.

Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2020-09-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0008357951

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Santa Claus Heard a Fart by Olaf Falafel Pdf

Author : M. T. Lott
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2019-11-06
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN : 1951728025

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The Farting Animals Coloring Book by M. T. Lott Pdf

The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!

Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0008339457

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Father Christmas Heard a Fart by Olaf Falafel Pdf

The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.

Author : V. Allen
Publisher : Springer
Page : 239 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2010-05-24
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9780230109063

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On Farting by V. Allen Pdf

This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.

Author : M. Lott
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 92 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2018-10-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1729081703

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The Farting Christmas Coloring Book by M. Lott Pdf

A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses! Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of: cute Christmas animals Santa Claus Gingerbread Man Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Elves Snowman Reindeer and more! Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend. The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange! Don't be afraid. Pick up a copy today. *** The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.

Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2020-11-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1953399126

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Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas by Humor Heals Us Pdf

Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Author : Meryn Cooper
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2021-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0648398021

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The Fart That Saved Christmas by Meryn Cooper Pdf

Poor Comet has trouble controlling his farts. But could his natural gas be what is needed to save Christmas?