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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love

Author : Alice Winters
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 373 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2019-08-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1081702761

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What happens when a snarky hitman and a by-the-book PI cross paths? Leland Being a hitman has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he's caught on a fence would be one of them. While it's not exactly love at first sight, he's captured my interest and won't let go.Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he's not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better. Why else would he be teaming up with me to bring down Hardek, one of the city's most ruthless criminals? JacksonEven though the cops are telling me that the hitman is a notorious contract killer, I can't help but admit that I'm drawn to him. He's funny, charismatic, and attractive. There's no way this ridiculous man can be the person the cops are after.But when Leland ends up at my doorstep injured, I'm faced with a tough choice. It's my duty to hand him over to law enforcement, but my heart has other plans. I want to keep him. To protect him. To be with him. Though one question remains: why in the world does the man have so many d*mn guns?Contains: shenanigans on a swing that you would NOT find at a playground, a car chase that sadly doesn't have flips or explosions, a horsey ride sans horse, cuddles, an exuberant mutt, a suspicious chief of police, and lots and lots of laughs.

The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes

Author : Alice Winters
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 367 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2019-09-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1694944190

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Jackson Now that Leland's decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side, we've been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didn't know he would be just as reckless as a PI, but it's not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Leland's gun shrine--or stop him from making our cases "more exciting" by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall, life seems perfect, right? Wrong. We've been called in to investigate a suspicious murder committed by someone claiming to be the Sandman. When we find a note on the victim's body, we realize that this could ruin our lives forever. Leland:I wasn't involved in the murder. It might look like my writing and my note, but I wouldn't do that to Jackson--especially after I promised him that I wouldn't take a hit ever again. At least, not without telling him. I'm finally starting to learn that we're stronger together, and I'm not going to jeopardize that.Luckily for both of us, this copycat doesn't know who he's dealing with. Game's on, fake Sandman. You think you can mess with me? Well, maybe you can, but that's beside the point, because I will protect Jackson no matter what, even if I almost drown him in the process. (Really, that wasn't my fault. He should learn how to swim better.) This 110k word book contains: Disco ball piñata, camping with Sasquatch, an acrobatic housekeeper named "Mr. Cleanyface," a questionable massage table, weapons everywhere, Jackson's nemesis--the fence, a turkey showdown, aerial silk antics, a reappearance of Blow-up Randy, over-the-top body armor, too many hitmen, and so many emotions that Leland's chest might explode. This is the second book in a series--while you could read and enjoy it on its own, you really should read The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love for maximum enjoyment.

Agnes and the Hitman

Author : Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2008-08-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1429917989

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Agnes and the Hitman by Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer Pdf

Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love... Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and—most dangerous of all—each other. Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty—a novel of delicious proportions.

As Good as Dead

Author : Holly Jackson
Publisher : Delacorte Press
Page : 467 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2021-09-28
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780593379851

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As Good as Dead by Holly Jackson Pdf

THE MUST-READ MULTIMILLION BESTSELLING MYSTERY SERIES • The final book in the A Good Girl's Guide to Murder series that reads like your favorite true crime podcast or show. By the end, you'll never think of good girls the same way again... Pip is about to head to college, but she is still haunted by the way her last investigation ended. She’s used to online death threats in the wake of her viral true-crime podcast, but she can’t help noticing an anonymous person who keeps asking her: Who will look for you when you’re the one who disappears? Soon the threats escalate and Pip realizes that someone is following her in real life. When she starts to find connections between her stalker and a local serial killer caught six years ago, she wonders if maybe the wrong man is behind bars. Police refuse to act, so Pip has only one choice: find the suspect herself—or be the next victim. As the deadly game plays out, Pip discovers that everything in her small town is coming full circle . . .and if she doesn’t find the answers, this time she will be the one who disappears. . . And don't miss Holly Jackson's next thriller, Five Surive!

The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend

Author : Alice Winters
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2021-08-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798464487116

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The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend by Alice Winters Pdf

Cassel When I gave up life as a hitman, I thought everything was going to be better. I was going to become a PI, help people, and live normally... and then I met Jeremy, the most perfect man to have ever saved my life (I mean, he might be the only one who has saved my life, but he's still the best at it). From that point on, it was all over for me--I knew we were meant to be. The issue is that he doesn't... quite seem to realize that. But when he's targeted by criminals (literally, someone just shot at his head), he needs to rely on someone, so why not me? He might not know about my past as a hitman or that I don't need to be protected, but I'm prepared to do everything I can to save the day. Jeremy When my past comes back with a vengeance, I've never felt so alone and out of my element. That is, until Cassel offers me information that I desperately need, forcing me to drag him straight into danger. The issue is that he's too sweet and innocent for this world and I'm not sure that I'm strong enough to protect him, but I can't bring myself to push him away. As truths come to light, I realize that maybe Cassel isn't quite who I thought he was, and maybe we're not so different after all. While you can read The Former Assassin's Guide on its own, you'll get maximum enjoyment by reading The Hitman's Guide series first. This book contains speedy car chases and not-so-speedy ATV rides, a wager Cassel is determined to win even if it kills him, and way-too-tight sparkly spandex suits.

The Way of Shadows

Author : Brent Weeks
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 535 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2008-10-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316040228

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From NYT bestselling author Brent Weeks comes the first novel in his breakout fantasy trilogy in which a young boy trains under the city's most legendary and feared assassin, Durzo Blint. For Durzo Blint, assassination is an art -- and he is the city's most accomplished artist. For Azoth, survival is precarious. Something you never take for granted. As a guild rat, he's grown up in the slums, and learned to judge people quickly -- and to take risks. Risks like apprenticing himself to Durzo Blint. But to be accepted, Azoth must turn his back on his old life and embrace a new identity and name. As Kylar Stern, he must learn to navigate the assassins' world of dangerous politics and strange magics -- and cultivate a flair for death.

The Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning

Author : Hallgrímur Helgason
Publisher : Amazon Crossing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Assassins
ISBN : 161109139X

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The Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning by Hallgrímur Helgason Pdf

When assassin Tomislav Bokšić, or Toxic, kills the wrong person in a botched assassination, he flees to Iceland and is forced to come to terms with his bloody past and reevaluate his future in a country with no tradition of contract killing.

Husband and Wife Challenge

Author : Elizabeth Lluch,Alex A. Lluch
Publisher : WS Publishing Group
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2008-01-16
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781934386163

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Husband and Wife Challenge by Elizabeth Lluch,Alex A. Lluch Pdf

Every year, more than 5 million Americans settle into married life. But how much do husbands and wives--or the newly engaged--really know about each other? These books offer a creative and entertaining game that couples can play to foster communication.

Confessions of an Economic Hit Man

Author : John Perkins
Publisher : Berrett-Koehler Publishers
Page : 430 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2004-11-09
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781576755129

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Confessions of an Economic Hit Man by John Perkins Pdf

Perkins, a former chief economist at a Boston strategic-consulting firm, confesses he was an "economic hit man" for 10 years, helping U.S. intelligence agencies and multinationals cajole and blackmail foreign leaders into serving U.S. foreign policy and awarding lucrative contracts to American business.

All My Friends Are Superheroes

Author : Andrew Kaufman
Publisher : Coach House Books
Page : 120 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 1999-10-19
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781770560109

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All My Friends Are Superheroes by Andrew Kaufman Pdf

All Tom's friends really are superheroes. There's the Ear, the Spooner, the Impossible Man. Tom even married a superhero, the Perfectionist. But at their wedding, the Perfectionist was hypnotized (by ex-boyfriend Hypno, of course) to believe that Tom is invisible. Nothing he does can make her see him. Six months later, she's sure that Tom has abandoned her. So she's moving to Vancouver. She'll use her superpower to make Vancouver perfect and leave all the heartbreak in Toronto. With no idea Tom's beside her, she boards an airplane in Toronto. Tom has until the wheels touch the ground in Vancouver to convince her he's visible, or he loses her forever.

Colin and Justin's Home Heist Style Guide

Author : Colin Mcallister,Justin Ryan
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2008-09-30
Category : House & Home
ISBN : 9780143170570

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Colin and Justin's Home Heist Style Guide by Colin Mcallister,Justin Ryan Pdf

HGTV's smash hit TV show Colin and Justin's Home Heist launched in 2007, unleashing the outrageous wit of sassy Scottish designers Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan on an unsuspecting and style-deprived Canadian public. Now the hilarious hosts use their expertise (and sharp tongues) to teach us how to renovate our own dismal dwellings, room by room. Colin and Justin's Home Heist Style Guide takes the reader through every stage, from planning to perfection, with in-depth advice about everything from choosing colour schemes to shopping for your home on a tight budget, giving even the most hopeless homeowner an indispensable list of the do's, and even more importantly, the don'ts of home design.

May I Kiss You?

Author : Michael J. Domitrz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 140 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Communication and sex
ISBN : 0972928200

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The actual suvivors read their chapters in this unique 4 CD set. Plus, the survivors are interviewed at the end of each chapter -- a bonus that is only available on the CDs.

Ghost of Lies

Author : Alice Winters
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2021-10-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798750077571

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Hiro Though I was born with the ability to see the dead, I struggled with it until my brother was killed and his ghost was left behind. Now, I'm determined to figure out who is responsible for his death... the problem is that Detective Maddox Booker, the one working the case, is a grumpy and stubborn man who wants nothing to do with me and definitely doesn't believe in ghosts. It doesn't help that I keep finding myself looking ridiculous in front of the detective, thanks to interfering ghosts who enjoy laughing at my expense. Still, the more I'm around Maddox, the more I realize that beneath that surly exterior is a kind and caring man who will do anything to help. Maddox When another man dies, I know we have a serial killer on our hands-the same murderer who has remained elusive for a year and a half. To add to my frustration, I keep running into Hiro at crime scenes only to hear him claim that he can talk to ghosts. The words of the dead could lead us to the serial killer and even tell us who is next, but ghosts? There's no such thing as ghosts. Hiro is determined and charming, and no matter what I do, I can't stop letting him get involved. He's definitely snagged my attention, but when he nearly winds up dead, I know he's getting closer to the truth-and if I don't do something soon, he might be next. Ghost of Lies is full of action, mystery, humor, and romance. Though more is planned for this couple, the mystery is solved and there is a happy ending.

Hidden in Darkness

Author : Alice Winters
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 319 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2018-02-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1731014872

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Hidden in Darkness by Alice Winters Pdf

When Felix is hired to take care of a recently blinded man, he thinks his life might finally be turning around. It has to be better than where he came from, but he has no idea what he's signed up for. Lane is depressed, rude, and difficult to be around. It doesn't help that Felix is clearly not qualified for the job, especially since he can't even make oatmeal right. But Felix is trying to make his life better, so he'll put up with the man even if it requires some unconventional methods. Felix's humor soon pulls Lane out of his depression, and Felix feels like things are finally going right in his life. That is, until he's attacked by someone who wants to keep Lane quiet. It's clear that Lane isn't who he's pretending to be, and Felix should probably walk away. But Felix has finally found a place where he belongs and he's willing to go to great lengths to stay by Lane's side. Even if it involves kidnapping, stealing, and Felix's overwhelmingly bad ideas, Felix will do just about anything because Lane is there for him unlike anyone else has ever been. Felix might be out of his element, but one thing he is sure about is that he doesn't want to leave Lane... even if it costs him his life.Hidden in Darkness is 90k words of snark, car chases, and morally questionable choices. Newly edited with an updated cover.

Float Plan

Author : Trish Doller
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2021-03-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781250767950

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* A MUST-READ FOR GOOD MORNING AMERICA, OPRAHMAG.COM, BUZZFEED, POP SUGAR, AND MORE! * Heartbroken by the loss of her fiancé, adventurous Anna finds a second chance at love with an Irish sailor in this riveting, emotional romance. After a reminder goes off for the Caribbean sailing trip Anna was supposed to take with her fiancé, she impulsively goes to sea in the sailboat he left her, intending to complete the voyage alone. But after a treacherous night’s sail, she realizes she can’t do it by herself and hires Keane, a professional sailor, to help. Much like Anna, Keane is struggling with a very different future than the one he had planned. As romance rises with the tide, they discover that it’s never too late to chart a new course. In Trish Doller’s unforgettable Float Plan, starting over doesn't mean letting go of your past, it means making room for your future. "I devoured Float Plan in a day. It’s truly a joy to get lost in such great writing—the island-hopping setting transports you from the hum-drum everyday, the dialogue is sharp and spot-on, the characters feel flawed and authentic and hopeful. It’s the kind of story that takes you away and brings you back grateful for the journey.” - Katherine Center, New York Times bestselling author of How to Walk Away and Things You Save in a Fire