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Author : Greig Findlay
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2017-11-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781786854773
If you’re Scottish, you like a wee joke. Aye, and you can take one just as well. Packed with the very best one-liners and yarns from the land of the brave, The Little Book of Scottish Jokes will get you guffawing in no time.
Author : Des MacHale
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2000-10-16
Category : Miniature books
ISBN : 0007104944
From kilts and haggis to whisky and thriftiness, this hilarious collection of Scottish jokes is guaranteed to amuse those both north and south of the border. Heard the one about the Scottish obscene telephone caller? (He got caught because he kept reversing the charges.) What does a Scotsman think of Irish whiskey? It's useful stuff if you run short of water for diluting scotch... With Graham Thompson's wickedly appropriate cartoons, this is an irresistible and hilarious book which is part of the Tiny Book of Jokes series.
Author : Allan Morrison
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2008-10
Category : Scotland
ISBN : 184502222X
'Tartan Titters ' brings together the best jokes in the land for the very first time, and proves beyond doubt that Scotland is one of the friendliest and funniest nations on Earth.
Author : Des MacHale
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 1993
Category : Scotland
ISBN : OCLC:1245989630
Author : Craig Smith
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2018-09-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781338547368
Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey!
Author : Allan Morrison
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2009-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1845022262
Kids will go bananas with the Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book! With over 1,000 side-splitting jokes to choose from, the Cheekey Wee Monkey will keep you laughing for hours. There are animal jokes, silly jokes, scary jokes, cheeky jokes, s...kool jokes, knock knock jokes and jokes you definitely can't tell your granny. So go on, laugh yourself silly!
Author : Momus
Publisher : Dalkey Archive Press
Page : 202 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781564785619
Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
Author : Chris Findlater
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Scottish wit and humor
ISBN : OCLC:1200542522
Author : Chris Findlater
Publisher : Geddes & Grosset, Limited
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Scottish wit and humor
ISBN : 1842051695
Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2014-01-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1495297365
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Och! It's no that dark! 'Scottish Jokes: A Wee Book of Clean Caledonian Chuckles' is a collection of Scots humour with jokes old and new, and some so old that everyone's forgotten about them and will think they're new again! Have fun with this wee book of gentle laughs, with all the usual characters from Scottish funny stories: tight-fisted Highlanders, whisky-loving Glaswegians, pompous Englishmen, confused American tourists, stuck up Edinburghians and pious pillars of the kirk. If you like quick fire Scottish jokes or longer funny stories in the style of Ronnie Corbett's monologues, you'll love this book.
Author : Andrew Martin
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 528 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2006-11-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780141913278
'A fool and his words are soon parted' wrote William Shenstone in 1764; one might add that 'A wit and his words are rarely collected'. Here is the antidote: a dazzling survey of the funniest remarks, quips and observations from Ancient Rome, the Bible and Chaucer right up to The Simpsons and Little Britain. Over 5,000 of the very funniest remarks to have appeared on paper since, well, paper was invented. The quotations are arranged thematically and cover all aspects of life: from the world we inhabit to the things we eat, smoke and drink; from the way we move around to what and how we learn - oh, and the pointlessness of football. There is a short biography of all of the authors in the book, a brief contextual note for each quotation and an index of keywords to help you find you chosen witticism quickly. But do not be over-hasty when you use this book: it is a browser's delight, and should be enjoyed at leisure.
Author : David Crystal
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 0300170823
A narrative history of language ranges from the first words of an infant to the modern dialect of text messaging, discussing linguistic styles, the origin of accents, and the search for the first written word.
Author : John Townsend
Publisher : The Salariya Book Company
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2021-02-09
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781912233786
Truly Foul & Cheesy is a bestselling series of hilarious, fact-packed information books that will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. Quirky illustrations and bite-sized text provide an accessible and entertaining introduction to Scotland, including its frequently gruesome history, occasionally strange cuisine and sometimes scary rulers. Hold onto your sides and dive in!
Author : Doodlemacdoodle
Publisher : Doodlemacdoodle
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2012-08
Category : Scottish wit and humor
ISBN : 0955364116
This groundbreaking Scottish addition to the Keep Calm and Carry On series provides a hilarious collection of quotes and proverbs showing Scottish wisdom at its best.
Author : Rod Green
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2024-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1789296439
This funny and beautifully observed book pulls together humorous stories, funny quotes, quips and anecdotes about this small but remarkable country. While the Scots are proud of their friendly reputation, loud about their many contributions to the world - such as whisky, penicillin and television - and fiercely protective of Scottish delicacies such as haggis and Irn Bru, they are also celebrated for their famously dry and dark humour. Featuring wit and wisdom from writers such as Armando Iannucci, Compton Mackenzie, Stanley Baxter and Neil Munro, this light-hearted book celebrates Scottish wit at its best while looking at the culture, folklore, politics and sport that make up Scotland.
