The Meaning Of Liff

Author : Douglas Adams,John Lloyd
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2013-10-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781447262602

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The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams,John Lloyd Pdf

The Meaning of Liff has sold hundreds of thousands of copies since it was first published in 1983, and remains a much-loved humour classic. This edition has been revised and updated, and includes The Deeper Meaning of Liff, giving fresh appeal to Douglas Adams and John Lloyd's entertaining and witty dictionary. In life, there are hundreds of familiar experiences, feelings and objects for which no words exist, yet hundreds of strange words are idly loafing around on signposts, pointing at places. The Meaning of Liff connects the two. BERRIWILLOCK (n.) - An unknown workmate who writes 'All the best' on your leaving card. ELY (n.) - The first, tiniest inkling that something, somewhere has gone terribly wrong. GRIMBISTER (n.) - Large body of cars on a motorway all travelling at exactly the speed limit because one of them is a police car. KETTERING (n.) - The marks left on your bottom or thighs after sunbathing on a wickerwork chair. OCKLE (n.) - An electrical switch which appears to be off in both positions. WOKING (ptcpl.vb.) - Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.

Author : Douglas Adams,John Lloyd
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 181 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2005-04-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307238740

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The Deeper Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams,John Lloyd Pdf

A rollicking, thought-provoking dictionary for the modern age, featuring definitions for those things we don't have words for, from the New York Times bestselling author behind The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams, and TV producer John Lloyd. Does the sensation of Tingrith(1) make you yelp? Do you bend sympathetically when you see someone Ahenny(2)? Can you deal with a Naugatuck(3) without causing a Toronto(4)? Will you suffer from Kettering(5) this summer? Probably. You are almost certainly familiar with all these experiences but just didn’t know that there are words for them. Well, in fact, there aren’t—or rather there weren’t, until Douglas Adams and John Lloyd decided to plug these egregious linguistic lacunae(6). They quickly realized that just as there are an awful lot of experiences that no one has a name for, so there are an awful lot of names for places you will never need to go to. What a waste. As responsible citizens of a small and crowded world, we must all learn the virtues of recycling(7) and put old, worn-out but still serviceable names to exciting, vibrant, new uses. This is the book that does that for you: The Deeper Meaning of Liff—a whole new solution to the problem of Great Wakering(8) 1—The feeling of aluminum foil against your fillings. 2—The way people stand when examining other people’s bookshelves. 3—A plastic packet containing shampoo, mustard, etc., which is impossible to open except by biting off the corners. 4—Generic term for anything that comes out in a gush, despite all your efforts to let it out carefully, e.g., flour into a white sauce, ketchup onto fish, a dog into the yard, and another naughty meaning that we can’t put on the cover. 5—The marks left on your bottom and thighs after you’ve been sitting sunbathing in a wicker chair. 6—God knows what this means 7—For instance, some of this book was first published in Britain twenty-six years ago. 8—Look it up yourself.

Author : John Lloyd,Jon Canter
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 147 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780571301706

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Afterliff by John Lloyd,Jon Canter Pdf

A liff is a familiar object or experience that English has no word for. Afterliff, its long-awaited sequel, corrects this disgraceful oversight by recycling the names found on signposts. This brilliant successor to Douglas Adams' and John Lloyd's 1983 classic The Meaning of Liff features over 900 essential new definitions, including: Anglesey n. Hypothetical object at which a lazy eye is looking. Badlesmeare n. One who dishonestly ticks the 'I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions' box. Caterham n. An overwhelming desire to use the Pope's hat as an oven glove. Clavering ptcpl v. Pretending to text when alone and feeling vulnerable in public. Eworthy adj. Of a person: worth emailing but not worth phoning or meeting. Kanumbra n. The sense that someone is standing behind you. Ljubljana interj. What people say to the dentist on the way out. Loughborough n. The false gusto with which children eat vegetables in adverts. Sorrento n. The thing that goes round and round as a YouTube video loads. Uralla n. A towel used as a bathmat. In 1983, John Lloyd and Douglas Adams authored The Meaning of Liff, a bestselling humour classic which went on to sell hundreds of thousands of copies. John Lloyd's other books include 1,411 QI Facts To Knock You Sideways and The Book of General Ignorance.

Author : Douglas Adams
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 369 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2020-03-05
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9781529048476

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The Original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts by Douglas Adams Pdf

March 1978 saw the first ever transmission of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on BBC Radio 4; the beginning of a cult phenomenon. March 2020 marks the 42nd anniversary of that first transmission – 42 being the answer, of course, to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. To mark the occasion, Pan Macmillan are bringing back into print The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Original Radio Scripts with an introduction from Simon Jones. The collection also includes the previously 'lost' Hitchhiker script from the 25th anniversary edition, 'Sheila's Ear' and the original introductions by producer Geoffrey Perkins and Douglas Adams. This collection, which is a faithful reproduction of the text as it was first published in 1985, features all twelve original radio scripts – Hitchhiker as it was written and exactly as it was broadcast for the very first time. They include amendments and additions made during recordings and original notes on the writing and producing of the series by Douglas Adams and Geoffrey Perkins. For those who have always loved Douglas Adams, as well as for his new generation of fans, these scripts are essential reading and a must-have piece of Adams memorabilia. This special anniversary edition will accompany reissued eye-catching editions of the five individual Hitchhiker books coming in March 2020: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life, the Universe and Everything, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish and Mostly Harmless.

Author : John Mitchinson,John Lloyd
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2007-08-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307405517

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The Book of General Ignorance by John Mitchinson,John Lloyd Pdf

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Misconceptions, misunderstandings, and flawed facts finally get the heave-ho in this humorous, downright humiliating book of reeducation based on the phenomenal British bestseller. Challenging what most of us assume to be verifiable truths in areas like history, literature, science, nature, and more,The Book of General Ignorance is a witty “gotcha” compendium of how little we actually know about anything. It’ll have you scratching your head wondering why we even bother to go to school. Think Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented in America, Henry VIII had six wives, Mount Everest is the tallest mountain? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again. You’ll be surprised at how much you don’t know! Check out The Book of General Ignorance for more fun entries and complete answers to the following: How long can a chicken live without its head? About two years. What do chameleons do? They don’t change color to match the background. Never have; never will. Complete myth. Utter fabrication. Total Lie. They change color as a result of different emotional states. How many legs does a centipede have? Not a hundred. How many toes has a two-toed sloth? It’s either six or eight. Who was the first American president? Peyton Randolph. What were George Washington’s false teeth made from? Mostly hippopotamus. What was James Bond’s favorite drink? Not the vodka martini.

Author : Joe Morwood
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2013-10
Category : Names, Geographical
ISBN : 0957639988

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Yorkshire Liff by Joe Morwood Pdf

'Yorkshire Liff' twins some of the obscurely wonderful, often unheard of and wastefully under-used place names of Yorkshire, with the numerous experiences, feelings, situations and objects which we all know but, for some reason, have no words attributed to them.

Author : Douglas Adams
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 247 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2012-12-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781447227731

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The Salmon of Doubt by Douglas Adams Pdf

The Salmon of Doubt is Douglas Adams's indispensable guide to life, the universe and everything. It includes short stories and eleven chapters of a Dirk Gently novel that Douglas Adams was working on at the time of his death, and features an introduction by Stephen Fry. This sublime collection dips into the wit and wisdom of the man behind The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, uncovering his unique comic musings on everything from his school-trousers to malt whisky and from the letter Y through to his own nose, via atheism, hangovers and fried eggs. These hilarious collected writings reveal the warmth, enthusiasm and ferocious intelligence behind this most English of comic writers; a man who was virtually an unofficial member of the Monty Python team. Douglas Adams on his passion for P. G. Wodehouse, The Beatles and the perfect cup of tea alone make this a must-have collection and a remarkable sign-off from one of the best loved writers of all time. Start from the beginning of the surreal Dirk Gently series with Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

Author : M. J. Simpson
Publisher : Justin, Charles & Co.
Page : 443 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2005-04-29
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781932112351

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Hitchhiker by M. J. Simpson Pdf

Douglas Adams will be most fondly remembered for the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series and its idiosyncratic humour. But this biography covers his life from his days as a struggling sketch writer to his untimely death at the age of 49 in May 2001.

Author : Douglas Adams
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 190 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2009-09-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780330513142

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Life, the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams Pdf

In Life, the Universe and Everything, the third title in Douglas Adams' blockbusting sci-fi comedy series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent finds himself enlisted to prevent a galactic war. This edition includes exclusive bonus material from the Douglas Adams archives, and an introduction by Simon Brett, producer of the original radio broadcast. Following a number of stunning catastrophes, which have involved him being alternately blown up and insulted in ever stranger regions of the Galaxy, Arthur Dent is surprised to find himself living in a cave on prehistoric Earth. However, just as he thinks that things cannot get possibly worse, they suddenly do. An eddy in the space-time continuum lands him, Ford Prefect, and their flying sofa in the middle of the cricket ground at Lord's, just two days before the world is due to be destroyed by the Vogons. Escaping the end of the world for a second time, Arthur, Ford, and their old friend Slartibartfast embark (reluctantly) on a mission to save the whole galaxy from fanatical robots. Not bad for a man in his dressing gown . . . Follow Arthur Dent's galactic (mis)adventures in the rest of the trilogy with five parts: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, and Mostly Harmless.

Author : Douglas Adams,Peter Fincham
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 137 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 1986
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 0006371280

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The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book by Douglas Adams,Peter Fincham Pdf

Author : Silas Tertius Rand
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 252 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 1875
Category : Micmac language
ISBN : UOM:39015024650627

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A First Reading Book in the Micmac Language by Silas Tertius Rand Pdf

Author : Douglas Adams
Publisher : Del Rey
Page : 1136 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2010-09-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307498465

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The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams Pdf

In one complete volume, here are the five classic novels from Douglas Adams’s beloved Hitchhiker series. Now celebrating the pivotal 42nd anniversary of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, soon to be a Hulu original series! The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The Great American Read) Seconds before the Earth is demolished for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is saved by Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised Guide. Together they stick out their thumbs to the stars and begin a wild journey through time and space. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe The moment before annihilation at the hands of warmongers is a curious time to crave tea. It could only happen to the cosmically displaced Arthur Dent and his comrades as they hurtle across the galaxy in a desperate search for a place to eat. Life, the Universe and Everything The unhappy inhabitants of planet Krikkit are sick of looking at the night sky– so they plan to destroy it. The universe, that is. Now only five individuals can avert Armageddon: mild-mannered Arthur Dent and his stalwart crew. So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish Back on Earth, Arthur Dent is ready to believe that the past eight years were all just a figment of his stressed-out imagination. But a gift-wrapped fishbowl with a cryptic inscription thrusts him back to reality. So to speak. Mostly Harmless Just when Arthur Dent makes the terrible mistake of starting to enjoy life, all hell breaks loose. Can he save the Earth from total obliteration? Can he save the Guide from a hostile alien takeover? Can he save his daughter from herself? Includes the bonus story “Young Zaphod Plays It Safe” “With droll wit, a keen eye for detail and heavy doses of insight . . . Adams makes us laugh until we cry.”—San Diego Union-Tribune “Lively, sharply satirical, brilliantly written . . . ranks with the best set pieces in Mark Twain.”—The Atlantic

Author : Stewart Clark,Graham Pointon
Publisher : OUP Oxford
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2003-10-16
Category : Foreign Language Study
ISBN : 0194327558

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Word for Word by Stewart Clark,Graham Pointon Pdf

Carefully selected range of problem words makes Word for Word suitable for students across a range of levels. Presentation of words in pairs or groups makes it easier to see differences in meaning. Example sentences help show how a word is used in context. Reference boxes containing extra guidance on language issues and cultural variations give students a broader understanding of how the words are used in everyday life. Clear alphabetical format supported by cross-referencing and index means that words can be located quickly and easily. Use of humour to highlight typical errors makes Word for Word ideal for browsing as well as for serious reference.

Author : William L. Coleman,Patricia Coleman
Publisher : Servant Publications
Page : 142 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 1997
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1569550387

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Because We're Friends by William L. Coleman,Patricia Coleman Pdf

This beautiful volume is designed as a special occasion gift for all kinds of friends. The title combines stories, Scripture verses, and wise reflections on friendship with a colorful interior that is sure to inspire and delight. Divided into six sections, the book's chapters include: The Essentials of Friendship, The Best Times are Those We Spend Together, Friendship's Silver Lining, Friendship with God, The Sounds of Friendships, and Friends Old and New, Both Far and Near.

Author : Peter Gill
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : Literary curiosa
ISBN : 1907616128

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42 by Peter Gill Pdf

For many, many years readers have wondered: why is the number 42 the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything? What was Douglas Adams thinking when wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? After 10 years of research amateur numerological sleuth and Douglas Adams fan Peter Gill can finally reveal the truth.