The Most Stupidest Names On Earth

Author : Dave WALLACE
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 77 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2017-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1520973519

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The Most Stupidest Names on Earth by Dave WALLACE Pdf

Have you been wondering what some parents are smoking lately? Whatever they are smoking has inspired them to come up with the weirdest names ever to be inked on any birth certificate. Some are just purely genius because It takes only an inspired genius to come up with a name like Oink. You know Oink is synonymous to Pigs and pigs are fat! What a way to tell someone to his face...rude parents! This book is also two edged as it contains list of proper names and meanings to keep good intentioned guys from erroneously choosing a stupid name especially when it sounds so good! Thanks to Dave Wallace a typical American writer mixing a bit of humor with onomastics (the study of names and their origin including personal names, surnames and nicknames) to redefine sanity. And should by any chance you belong to the club of the weird radicals then this may be a perfect compilation to draw inspiration from!

Author : Mike EDISON
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 39 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2017-03-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1520966881

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400 Dumbest Names Parents Have Given to Their Kids by Mike EDISON Pdf

In the famous quote"what is in a name?" from Shakespeare's play "Romeo and Juliet," Juliet argues that a person's name is not nearly as important as whom the person really is on the inside. True or Not, attempting to choose a name for a baby is a difficult task and many have failed woefully. Some parents can be said to have perfectly destroyed their children's lives before they had even started! The extent of the fun and ridicule that follows a name could tell how dumb they are! My heart goes out to all the well-meaning people who are cursed with any horrific labels stated in this book because in my humble opinion most people are not responsible for their names. And of course with the exception of a few excitement seekers who intentionally change their names to things that are out of the realms of common sense. This book contains the "cure" for dumb names; suggested list of better names and meanings to save the world from repeating bad histories.

Author : Michael Sherrod,Matthew Rayback
Publisher : Ancestry.com
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1593313144

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Bad Baby Names by Michael Sherrod,Matthew Rayback Pdf

Throughout history, people have named their children truly terrible things, and this book has the proof. Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback combed through U.S. federal census records to find the absolute worst names parents have given their children. The result is this hysterical new take on the baby name book. Here are some samples of the hilarious names inside: Fanny Pack, Fanny Whiffer, Post Office, Warren Peace, Rubella Graves, Nice Carr, and Hell Hellickson. And then there are the names we thought Bart Simpson was making up as he prank called Moe's Tavern: Hugh Jass, Al Caholic, Anita Bath, Amanda Hugginkiss, and Maya Buttreeks. This book is also filled with original illustrations and great photos that take a stab at what some of these babies may have looked like. Bad Baby Names is truly a one-of-a-kind book that makes a great gift for a friend, family member, or just yourself. Either way, Bad Baby Names is sure to make you laugh.

Author : David Narter
Publisher : Cumberland House Publishing
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1581824564

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The Worst Baby Name Book Ever by David Narter Pdf

Choosing a name for your baby doesn't have to be stressful. It can be fun, or at least funny, when you turn to this tongue-in-cheek guide for advice. This comprehensive guide to baby names is about what not to name your baby. As such, it offers a little comic relief from the baby name dilemma and reminds you that whatever name you choose, someone will find humor in it.

Author : Walter Timoshenko
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2013-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1490341331

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Incredibly Stupid Baby Names by Walter Timoshenko Pdf

“Incredibly Stupid Baby Names” is the timeless classic baby name book that sets you free. Just when you thought you would have to call your kid John or Rachel or even Lisa or Matthew – in order to “conform” and “fit in,” or worse yet, to immortalize some long dead relative, here comes - Incredibly Stupid Baby Names - the definitive guide to breaking free from the madness!Finally, a guide to practical names not rooted in any particular tradition. -No belaboring over paying “homage” to the dearly departed (whether they are traveling or actually dead). -No sweating over offending your mother's brother's third cousin. -Complete absolution from not choosing a name rooted in an ancient tome.You won't find common names here - just pure unadulterated magic. Wow! Dream of the possibilities. Why stop at one? String together two or more of these incredibly stupid names for even more impact! ***Better yet, scare the bezinkas out of your nosy and prying in-laws, family members, friends, and anyone else prone to snooping, by leaving a well-worn copy of this book where those meddlers can just happen to “find” it. For MAXIMUM effect, be sure to underline and star some of the most outrageous “names,” adding your own very serious looking comments. What fun!“Incredibly Stupid Baby Names” is THE perfect gift for Expectant parents, Baby showers, Grandparents, In laws, Meddling relatives, Including in gift baskets, Annoying friends, Bachelor and Bachelorette parties (nothing like scaring people early), Irritating couples, and so many more!Give the smart gift that says as much about you as it does about your generosity and your caring!Strike a blow for Naming Freedom! When you care enough to give the best, give “Incredibly Stupid Baby Names,” the book that is sure to make a lasting impression!“Incredibly Stupid Baby Names” once and for all!

Author : Jenny H. Stickney,Ralph Hoffmann
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 1898
Category : Birds
ISBN : HARVARD:32044107162331

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Bird World by Jenny H. Stickney,Ralph Hoffmann Pdf

Author : Ephraim Kishon
Publisher : SP Books
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0944007481

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More of the Funniest Man in the World by Ephraim Kishon Pdf

This book contains more hilarious stories full of life's everyday characters by Israel's most famous humorist. Who also happens to be the World's best-selling humour writer with 64 million books sold in 50 languages! These are more of the best and funniest stories culled from the author's past 25 books.

Author : Vadim Kravetsky
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2007-02-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1442117419

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100 Funniest Names Parents Should Never Name Their Kids by Vadim Kravetsky Pdf

This book is about a collection of 100 funniest names in America in which parents should never consider naming there children. Not only does this book list funny names, but it also comments on them. Imagine funny names that you have heard in many blockbuster movies. People just can't imagine how funny these names are. You will laugh and at the same time you may cry, if your name is listed.

Author : Cyrus Dunham
Publisher : Little, Brown
Page : 131 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-15
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780316444958

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A Year Without a Name by Cyrus Dunham Pdf

A "stunning" (Hanif Abdurraqib), "unputdownable" (Mary Karr) meditation on queerness, family, and desire. How do you know if you are transgender? How do you know if what you want and feel is real? How do you know whether to believe yourself? Cyrus Dunham’s life always felt like a series of imitations—lovable little girl, daughter, sister, young gay woman. But in a culture of relentless self-branding, and in a family subject to the intrusions and objectifications that attend fame, dissociation can come to feel normal. A Lambda Literary Award finalist, Dunham’s fearless, searching debut brings us inside the chrysalis of a transition inflected as much by whiteness and proximity to wealth as by gender, asking us to bear witness to an uncertain and exhilarating process that troubles our most basic assumptions about identity. Written with disarming emotional intensity in a voice uniquely his, A Year Without a Name is a potent, thrillingly unresolved meditation on queerness, family, and selfhood. Named a Most Anticipated Book of the season by: Time NYLON Vogue ELLE Buzzfeed Bustle O Magazine Harper's Bazaar

Author : Richard Joseph Zazzi
Publisher : Richard Joseph Zazzi
Page : 281 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2014
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Killer on the Grassy Knoll by Richard Joseph Zazzi Pdf

Is it ever okay for a government to lie to the people? This work is a fiction novel that provides answers to the unnerving questions surrounding the John F. Kennedy assassination. It tells a story about people of power and the extremes they will go, to protect their interests. The John F. Kennedy assassination is inarguably one of the most publicly witnessed murder in the history of the United States. This thriller, as well as the sequel, Killer at the Ambassador Hotel, his fourth book, shows the author's deep Italian roots as he reflects on family traditions and relationships. Both mystery novels tie the Mafia into the Kennedy assassinations and follow a dutiful grandson as he abides by his family's rules. Although the outcome is all too well known, Richard provides an alternative possibility regarding the "How" of this tragic event in history.

Author : Vadim Kravetsky
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2006-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1411679229

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100 Most Funniest Names in America N Comments by Vadim Kravetsky Pdf

This book is about a collection of 100 funniest names in America. Not only does this book list funny names, but it also comments on them. Imagine funny names that you have heard in many blockbuster movies. People just can't imagine how funny these names are. You will laugh and at the same time you may cry, if your name is listed.

Author : Natsume Akatsuki
Publisher : Yen Press LLC
Page : 163 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2021-06-22
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781975332433

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Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!, Vol. 14 (light novel) by Natsume Akatsuki Pdf

HAIL TO THE CHIEF! It’s back to Crimson Magic Village for Kazuma’s party! Yunyun is about to undergo the Chief’s Trials, and it always helps to have friends close by. The challenge is one that steadily ramps up in difficulty, so it’s best attempted in pairs. But why is Yunyun so determined to become chief anyway? Could she possibly have an idea for sweeping village reform? In the meantime, reports are flooding in of loud explosions echoing through the night. Megumin is the prime suspect, of course, but Kazuma secretly knows she isn’t responsible…Why? Because he and Megumin were in bed together the whole time…!

Author : Ethan Winer
Publisher : CRC Press
Page : 672 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2012-11-12
Category : Technology & Engineering
ISBN : 9781136126147

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The Audio Expert by Ethan Winer Pdf

The Audio Expert is a comprehensive reference that covers all aspects of audio, with many practical, as well as theoretical, explanations. Providing in-depth descriptions of how audio really works, using common sense plain-English explanations and mechanical analogies with minimal math, the book is written for people who want to understand audio at the deepest, most technical level, without needing an engineering degree. It's presented in an easy-to-read, conversational tone, and includes more than 400 figures and photos augmenting the text. The Audio Expert takes the intermediate to advanced recording engineer or audiophile and makes you an expert. The book goes far beyond merely explaining how audio "works." It brings together the concepts of audio, aural perception, musical instrument physics, acoustics, and basic electronics, showing how they're intimately related. Describing in great detail many of the practices and techniques used by recording and mixing engineers, the topics include video production and computers. Rather than merely showing how to use audio devices such as equalizers and compressors, Ethan Winer explains how they work internally, and how they are spec'd and tested. Most explanations are platform-agnostic, applying equally to Windows and Mac operating systems, and to most software and hardware. TheAudioExpertbook.com, the companion website, has audio and video examples to better present complex topics such as vibration and resonance. There are also videos demonstrating editing techniques and audio processing, as well as interviews with skilled musicians demonstrating their instruments and playing techniques.

Author : Oliver Goldsmith
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 542 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 1810
Category : Electronic
ISBN : BL:A0026523550

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The History of the Earth and Animated Nature by Oliver Goldsmith Pdf

Author : Matthew Johnstone
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2012-03-01
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781780339030

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I Had a Black Dog by Matthew Johnstone Pdf

'I Had a Black Dog says with wit, insight, economy and complete understanding what other books take 300 pages to say. Brilliant and indispensable.' - Stephen Fry 'Finally, a book about depression that isn't a prescriptive self-help manual. Johnston's deftly expresses how lonely and isolating depression can be for sufferers. Poignant and humorous in equal measure.' Sunday Times There are many different breeds of Black Dog affecting millions of people from all walks of life. The Black Dog is an equal opportunity mongrel. It was Winston Churchill who popularized the phrase Black Dog to describe the bouts of depression he experienced for much of his life. Matthew Johnstone, a sufferer himself, has written and illustrated this moving and uplifting insight into what it is like to have a Black Dog as a companion and how he learned to tame it and bring it to heel.