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The Quotable Douchebag

Anonim
The Quotable Douchebag Book PDF

Author : Anonim
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2009-07-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594744259

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Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” And many, many more.

The Quotable Douchebag

Anonim
The Quotable Douchebag Book PDF

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2014-12-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594748127

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The Quotable Douchebag by Anonim Pdf

Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” And many, many more.

A Book for a Douchebag

Adam Stevenson
A Book for a Douchebag Book PDF

Author : Adam Stevenson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2018-02-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1980319111

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A book for a douchebag. An ideal gift for the douchebag in your life! Contains inspirational quotes, reminding them that they are, indeed, a douchebag.

Casino Confidential

Anonymous
Casino Confidential Book PDF

Author : Anonymous
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2015-11-24
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9781594749063

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In Casino Confidential, a veteran pit boss and dealer (who must remain anonymous) takes readers behind the scenes to show where casinos are most vulnerable—and which bets are simply a waste of money. Through chapters on blackjack, Texas hold ’em, roulette, craps, baccarat, slot machines, and more, readers will learn: • Basic strategy for the most popular casino games • Five keys to successful gambling • Tips for identifying and maintaining positive streaks • Advice on money and bankroll management . . . and much more. Along the way, Anonymous shares examples and anecdotes gleaned from a career working as a pit boss and keeping high rollers under his thumb. You’ve been told again and again that the odds are stacked against players—but that doesn’t stop thousands of gamblers from winning big every day. Discover what they all have in common—and what the house doesn’t want you to know—in Casino Confidential.

Microcrafts

Margaret Mcguire,Alicia Kachmar,Katie Hatz
Microcrafts Book PDF

Author : Margaret Mcguire,Alicia Kachmar,Katie Hatz
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2013-09-10
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN : 9781594747038

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Microcrafts by Margaret Mcguire,Alicia Kachmar,Katie Hatz Pdf

It is a small world, after all! Here are step-by-step instructions for making tiny teddy bears, little ladybugs, petite porcupines, itsy-bitsy bikinis, and much, much more! Microcrafts shows crafters how to create dozens of miniature treasures, each no larger than a spool of thread. No previous crafting experience or pricey materials are necessary—just a love of all things small!

The Quotable A**hole

Eric Grzymkowski
The Quotable A hole Book PDF

Author : Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 357 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2011-09-15
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781440529078

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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

How Hard Can It Be?

Allison Pearson
How Hard Can It Be Book PDF

Author : Allison Pearson
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 383 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2018-06-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781250086105

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Look, I was doing OK. I got through the oil spill on the road that is turning forty. Lost a little control, but I drove into the skid just like the driving instructors tell you to and afterwards things were fine again, no, really, they were better than fine. Kate Reddy had it all: a nice home, two adorable kids, a good husband. Then her kids became teenagers (read: monsters). Richard, her husband, quit his job, taking up bicycling and therapeutic counseling: drinking green potions, dressing head to toe in Lycra, and spending his time—and their money—on his own therapy. Since Richard no longer sees a regular income as part of the path to enlightenment, it’s left to Kate to go back to work. Companies aren’t necessarily keen on hiring 49-year-old mothers, so Kate does what she must: knocks a few years off her age, hires a trainer, joins a Women Returners group, and prepares a new resume that has a shot at a literary prize for experimental fiction. When Kate manages to secure a job at the very hedge fund she founded, she finds herself in an impossible juggling act: proving herself (again) at work, dealing with teen drama, and trying to look after increasingly frail parents as the clock keeps ticking toward her 50th birthday. Then, of course, an old flame shows up out of the blue, and Kate finds herself facing off with everyone from Russian mobsters to a literal stallion. Surely it will all work out in the end. After all, how hard can it be? Hilarious and poignant, How Hard Can It Be? brings us the new adventures of Kate Reddy, the beleaguered heroine of Allison Pearson's groundbreaking New York Times bestseller I Don't Know How She Does It.

Made Well

Jenny Simmons
Made Well Book PDF

Author : Jenny Simmons
Publisher : Baker Books
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2016-10-04
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781493405459

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Finding Wholeness through Tears, Joys, and the Everyday From the woman fighting cancer to the man who has lost his child to the girl sinking into depression, so many of us are engaged in daily battles as we long for healing. When he walked the earth, Jesus said to an unwell man, "Do you want to be made well?" His invitation stretched beyond physical healing--he sought to restore the soul. The same invitation stands for us today. For anyone struggling on the journey toward wholeness, singer/songwriter Jenny Simmons offers a resting place and a friend along the way. With personal insight into emotional pain, she invites readers to encounter a God who is working out their restoration--often in surprising "half-baked" ways. Her humorous and inspirational prose lights a path toward wholeness. Anyone trying to find their way to spiritual, mental, and emotional healing will benefit from Jenny's vulnerable and compassionate stories of being made well in the midst of a messy life.

The Sense of an Ending

Julian Barnes
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Author : Julian Barnes
Publisher : Vintage
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2011-10-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307957337

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BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.

Restaurant Man

Joe Bastianich
Restaurant Man Book PDF

Author : Joe Bastianich
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 342 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2012-05-01
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781101583548

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The New York Times Bestselling Book--Great gift for Foodies “The best, funniest, most revealing inside look at the restaurant biz since Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential.” —Jay McInerney With a foreword by Mario Batali Joe Bastianich is unquestionably one of the most successful restaurateurs in America—if not the world. So how did a nice Italian boy from Queens turn his passion for food and wine into an empire? In Restaurant Man, Joe charts a remarkable journey that first began in his parents’ neighborhood eatery. Along the way, he shares fascinating stories about his establishments and his superstar chef partners—his mother, Lidia Bastianich, and Mario Batali. Ever since Anthony Bourdain whet literary palates with Kitchen Confidential, restaurant memoirs have been mainstays of the bestseller lists. Serving up equal parts rock ’n’ roll and hard-ass business reality, Restaurant Man is a compelling ragu-to-riches chronicle that foodies and aspiring restauranteurs alike will be hankering to read.

Handbook for Mortals

Lani Sarem
Handbook for Mortals Book PDF

Author : Lani Sarem
Publisher : Geeknation Press
Page : 432 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2017-08-15
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 1545611459

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"Zade Holder has always been a free-spirited young woman, from a long dynasty of tarot-card readers, fortunetellers, and practitioners of magick. Growing up in a small town and never quite fitting in, Zade is determined to forge her own path. She leaves her home in Tennessee to break free from her overprotective mother Dela, the local resident spellcaster and fortuneteller. Zade travels to Las Vegas and uses supernatural powers to become part of a premiere magic show led by the infamous magician Charles Spellman. Zade fits right in with his troupe of artists and misfits. After all, when everyone is slightly eccentric, appearing 'normal' is much less important. Behind the scenes of this multimillion-dollar production, Zade finds herself caught in a love triangle with Mac, the show's good-looking but rough-around-the-edges technical director and Jackson, the tall, dark, handsome and charming bandleader. Zade's secrets and the struggle to choose between Mac or Jackson creates reckless tension during the grand finale of the show. Using Chaos magick, which is known for being unpredictable, she tests her abilities as a spellcaster farther than she's ever tried and finds herself at death's door. Her fate is left in the hands of a mortal who does not believe in a world of real magick, a fortuneteller who knew one day Zade would put herself in danger and a dagger with mystical powers"--Amazon.com

Dirty Deeds

SE Jakes,Stephanie Tyler
Dirty Deeds Book PDF

Author : SE Jakes,Stephanie Tyler
Publisher : Riptide Publishing
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2014-01-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781626490932

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Dirty Deeds by SE Jakes,Stephanie Tyler Pdf

Two seasoned operatives finally meet their match: each other. Cillian works for the mysterious Special Branch 20: an organization that runs black ops commissioned by the British government. His specialty is deep undercover assignments with virtually no support. He's been alone for so long that he no longer knows anything else. Mal's also used to being alone. Wanted in several states and even more countries, he's not allowed in the vicinity of any of his former Navy SEAL teammates. And his current assignment is to track Cillian in order to discover the spook's endgame. Except he's no longer sure which one of them is getting played. Cillian isn't about to let the mission that's consumed him for the past several years crumble because an outsider is poking around where he doesn't belong. But Mal forces his way through Cillian's defenses — and into his heart — exposing a devastating betrayal that could destroy them both.

Extra Extremely Extreme

Justin Heimberg,David Gomberg
Extra Extremely Extreme Book PDF

Author : Justin Heimberg,David Gomberg
Publisher : Seven Footer Press
Page : 428 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2009-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1934734071

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Extra Extremely Extreme by Justin Heimberg,David Gomberg Pdf

With more than 1200 questions, this new Would You Rather...' collection is antic, audacious, comic, comical, hilarious, humorous, hysterical, riotous, side-splitting, and uproarious and will provide hours of amusing, diverting, jocular, playful, waggish, whimsical, witty, gleeful, merry, and/or mirthful entertainment.

Come Away with Me

Kristen Proby
Come Away with Me Book PDF

Author : Kristen Proby
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2012-11-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1633500144

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Being confronted on the beach by a sexy stranger wasn't part of Natalie Conner's plans for a peaceful morning taking photos. And why on earth would he think she's taking pictures of him, anyway? Who is he? One thing's for sure, he's hot, and incredibly romantic, feeding Natalie's wounded soul. Luke Williams just wants the world to give him a break, so seeing yet another camera aimed at his face has him ready to pounce on the beauty behind the lens. When he finds out she has no idea who he is, he's intrigued and more than a little tempted by her. Natalie has a body made for sex, a sassy mouth and Luke can't get enough of her, but he's not ready to tell her who he really his. Natalie is a no nonsense girl who doesn't do well with lies and secrets. What will happen to this new relationship when she discovers what Luke's hiding?

Assholeology

Steven B. Green,Dennis Lavalle,Chris Illuminati
Assholeology Book PDF

Author : Steven B. Green,Dennis Lavalle,Chris Illuminati
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2010-01-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781598699104

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Getting one's way requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while abrupt. Better men than most have failed miserably. This guide is the first to walk readers through the tricks of the trade and the numerous benefits the attitude reaps.