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The Twat Files

Author : Dawn French
Publisher : Random House
Page : 268 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2023-10-12
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781405947282

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Read The Twat Files and be one of the first to discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years. ‘Charming and funny. A good reminder that nobody's perfect – and why would you want to be anyway?’ Independent ‘Great fun and highly-entertaining’ The Times ---- When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. But being an actual twat is much more the real me. In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because mistakes tell us about ourselves and others. They are hilarious and expose our flaws. They are gloriously human. My hope is that these stories remind you of just what a massive twat you also are . . . --- 'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail ‘Entertaining, endearing, tantalising. Fans of the national treasure will devour them’ Daily Mirror ‘Hilarious and highly relatable. The perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh’ Woman's Own 'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday ‘Hilarious. The laughs and life lessons are ten-a-penny’ Stylish

According to Yes

Author : Dawn French
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2015-10-22
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781405921541

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Dawn French, number one bestselling author of A Tiny Bit Marvellous and Oh Dear Silvia, returns with her joyously funny new novel, According To YES . . . NOW at this special price The Foreign Land of the Very Wealthy - otherwise known as Manhattan's Upper East Side - has its own rigid code of behaviour. It's a code strictly adhered to by the Wilder-Bingham family. Emotional displays - unacceptable. Unruly behaviour - definitely not welcome. Fun - no thanks. This is Glenn Wilder-Bingham's kingdom. A beautifully displayed impeccably edited fortress of restraint. So when Rosie Kitto, an eccentric thirty-eight-year-old primary school teacher from England, bounces into their lives with a secret sorrow and a heart as big as the city, nobody realises that she hasn't read the rule book. For the Wilder-Bingham family, whose lives begin to unravel thread by thread, the consequences are explosive. Because after a lifetime of saying no, what happens when everyone starts saying . . . yes? 'I adored According to YES. It's so different to anything I've read in forever, so charming, wise, brilliantly written. I loved it all' Marian Keyes 'There is lots of fun to be had reading this book. It's impossible not to warm to Rosie, a funny and open-hearted woman who acts as a salve and comfort blanket for this unhappy, inhibited family. There's something quite joyous about the way she unashamedly romps her way through the novel, changing the lives of those around her for the better' Express 'French can spin a yarn . . . which sets According to YES apart from the usual chick-lit template. Think the vicar of Dibley, without the dog collar. YES YES YES indeed' Independent Further praise for Dawn French: 'A fantastic slam-dunk pageturner. Funny, enriching . . . page after page I laughed out loud' Mail on Sunday 'A hilarious snapshot of family life in the twenty-first century' Sunday Express 'Extremely funny' Sunday Times 'Dawn tackles the big ones - love, death, grief, childhood, motherhood, parenthood - head on' Guardian 'Makes you laugh on every page' The Times 'A brilliantly observed, very funny novel of family life' Woman and Home 'Funny, really enjoyable, highly recommended. A wonderful writer - witty, wise, poignant' Daily Mail

A Tiny Bit Marvellous

Author : Dawn French
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 302 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2010-10-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780141948010

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The hilarious no. 1 bestseller by comedian and author of According to Yes and Oh Dear Sylvia Everyone hates the perfect family. So you'll love the Battles. Meet Mo Battle, about to turn 50 and mum to two helpless, hormonal teenagers. There's 17-year-old daughter Dora who blames Mo for, like, EVERYTHING and Peter who believes he's quite simply as darling and marvellous as his hero Oscar Wilde. Somewhere, keeping quiet, is Dad . . . who's just, well . . . Dad. However, Mo is having a crisis. She's about to do something unusually wild and selfish, which will leave the entire family teetering on the edge of a precipice. Will the family fall? Or will they, when it really matters, be there for each other? A Tiny Bit Marvellous is the number one bestselling novel from one of Britain's favourite comic writers. Praise for A Tiny Bit Marvellous: 'Funny, really enjoyable, highly recommended. A wonderful writer - witty, wise, poignant' Wendy Holden 'A fantastic slam-dunk pageturner. Funny, enriching . . . page after page I laughed out loud' Mail on Sunday 'Beautifully observed. Makes you laugh on every page' The Times 'A brilliantly observed, very funny novel of family life' Woman and Home

Dear Fatty

Author : Dawn French
Publisher : Random House
Page : 386 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2011-11-08
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781448106578

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A SUNDAY TIMES NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER ___________________________ The hilarious and heartwarming memoir from one of Britain's best-loved comedians and Women's Prize longlisted author, Dawn French. Dawn French is one of the greatest comedians of our time with a career that has spanned nearly four decades. Loved for her irreverent humour, Dawn has achieved massive mainstream success while continuing to push boundaries and challenge stereotypes. Here, she describes the journey that would eventually establish her as a perhaps unlikely, but nevertheless genuine, national treasure. As part of the much loved duo French and Saunders, Dawn helped create a repertoire of brilliantly observed characters, impersonating everything from Madonna and Harry Potter to The Exorcist. Dawn's iconic role in the Vicar of Dibley showcased not only her talent but also her ability to take a controversial and topical issue and make it mainstream - and very funny. From her early years as an RAF child and her flat-sharing antics with Jennifer Saunders, to her outspoken views on sizism and her marriage to Lenny Henry, Dear Fatty chronicles the extraordinary and hilarious rise of a complex, dynamic and unstoppable woman.

Oh Dear Silvia

Author : Dawn French
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 215 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2013-05-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780062271822

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Oh Dear Silvia by Dawn French, the celebrated English actress, bestselling author, and comedian, is the clever, touching, and compelling story of one mysterious woman trapped in a coma after a fall from a balcony. Now, lying unconscious in a hospital bed, Silvia is plagued by a stream of often funny and sometimes poignant visits from friends and family, each of whom knows a different piece of the puzzle that is Silvia Shute. And, as she lies there listening to all of her visitors, the dark and terrible secret she’s been hiding for years emerges. Dawn French's Oh Dear Silvia is an emotionally resonant and riveting tale of secrets, forgiveness, remorse, guilt, and love.

Because of You

Author : Dawn French
Publisher : Charnwood Softcover
Page : 342 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2021-06
Category : Bristol (England)
ISBN : 1444847546

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Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock... midnight. The old millennium turns into the new. In the same hospital, two very different women give birth to two very similar daughters. Hope leaves with a beautiful baby girl. Anna leaves with empty arms. Seventeen years later, the gods who keep watch over broken-hearted mothers wreak mighty revenge, and the truth starts rolling, terrible and deep, toward them all. The power of mother-love will be tested to its limits. Perhaps beyond...

Code Name Ginger

Author : Steve Kemper
Publisher : H B S Press
Page : 319 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 1578516730

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Chronicles the journey behind Dean Kamen's invention of an electric-powered human transporter, explaining the machine's innovative engineering and relationships with investors.

Dawn French

Author : Alison Bowyer
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 356 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2011-05-09
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780283063855

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Dawn French by Alison Bowyer Pdf

Undoubtedly the doyenne of British comedy, Dawn French has had an outstandingly successful career, beginning in the 1980s when she was part of the innovative troupe The Comedy Strip. But it was as one half of the funniest and best-loved comedy duos, French and Saunders, that she first found fame. She has continued to delight audiences over the years in roles such as that of the Reverend Geraldine Granger in the long-running and hugely popular television series The Vicar of Dibley , and her brilliantly observed performances, both on television and the West End stage, have won the hearts of millions and established her as a formidable comedic talent. This affectionate biography of Dawn tells the remarkable story of the star's rise to fame, from her childhood and the trauma of her beloved father's suicide when she was nineteen, to her partnership with Jennifer Saunders and her long-lasting marriage to Lenny Henry. It is an entertaining and often moving story that is sure to appeal to her millions of fans.

Bonkers

Author : Jennifer Saunders
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10-10
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780241967270

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Bonkers: My Life in Laughs by Jennifer Saunders - the hilarious, touching life story of the iconic comedian and national treasure Jennifer Saunders' comic creations have brought joy to millions. From Comic Strip to Comic Relief, from Bolly-swilling Edina in Ab Fab to her takes on Madonna or Mamma Mia, her characters are household names. But it's Jennifer herself who has a place in all our hearts. This is her funny, moving and frankly bonkers memoir, filled with laughter, friends and occasional heartache - but never misery. BONKERS is full of riotous adventures: accidentally enrolling on a teacher training course with a young Dawn French, bluffing her way to each BBC series, shooting Lulu, trading wild faxes with Joanna Lumley, touring India with Ruby Wax and Goldie Hawn. There's cancer, too, when she becomes 'Brave Jen'. But her biggest battle is with the bane of her life: the Laws of Procrastination. As she admits, 'There has never been a Plan. Everything has been fairly random, happened by accident or just fallen into place. I'm off now, to do some sweeping...' Prepare to chuckle, whoop, and go BONKERS.

Close to the Knives

Author : David Wojnarowicz
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2014-06-03
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781480489615

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The “fierce, erotic, haunting, truthful” memoirs of an extraordinary artist, activist, and iconoclast who lit up late-twentieth-century New York (Dennis Cooper). One of the New York Times’ “50 Best Memoirs of the Past 50 Years” David Wojnarowicz’s brief but eventful life was not easy. From a suburban adolescence marked by neglect, drugs, prostitution, and abuse to a squalid life on the streets of New York City, to fame—and infamy—as an activist and controversial visual artist whose work was lambasted in the halls of Congress, all before his early death from AIDS at age thirty-seven, Wojnarowicz seemed to be at war with a homophobic “establishment” and the world itself. Yet what emerged from the darkness was a truly extraordinary artist and human being—an angry young man of remarkable poetic sensibilities who was inordinately sympathetic to those who, like him, lived and struggled outside society’s boundaries. Close to the Knives is his searing yet strangely beautiful account told in a collection of powerful essays. An author whom reviewers have compared to Kerouac and Genet, David Wojnarowicz mesmerizes, horrifies, and delights in equal measure with his unabashed honesty. At once savage and funny, poignant and sexy, compassionate and unforgiving, his words and stories cut like knives, leaving indelible marks on all who read them.

A Book of Silence

Author : Sara Maitland
Publisher : Granta Books
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Loneliness
ISBN : 9781847081513

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A deeply thoughtful, honest and illuminating memoir about a phenomenon too often neglected in the contemporary world.

Murder On Christmas Eve

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Profile Books
Page : 107 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2017-11-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781782833871

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Christmas Eve. While the world sleeps, snow falls gently from the sky, presents await under the tree ... and murder is afoot. In this collection of ten classic murder mysteries from the best crime writers in history, death and mayhem take many festive forms, from the inventive to the unexpected. From a Santa Claus with a grudge to a cat who knows who killed its owner on Christmas Eve, these are stories to enjoy - and be mystified by - in front of a roaring fire, mince pie to hand.

There's an Ant in Anthony

Author : Bernard Most
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 1992-05-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0688115136

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There's an Ant in Anthony by Bernard Most Pdf

Can you find an ant in the name Anthony? A black ant? A red ant? A fire ant? How about a carpenter ant? Or is the ant in Anthony not an insect at all?

A Book for a Twat

Author : Adam Stevenson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2018-02-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1980318875

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A Book for a Twat by Adam Stevenson Pdf

A book for a twat. The ideal gift for a twat in your life. Contains inspirational quotes reminding them, that they are indeed, a twat.

Girlfriend, You are a B.A.B.E.!

Author : Andrea Stephens
Publisher : Fleming H. Revell Company
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0800759516

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Girlfriend, You are a B.A.B.E.! by Andrea Stephens Pdf

Beauty guru, Andrea Stephens, shows teen girls that real beauty is much more than skin deep. Book one of the B.A.B.E. series.