The Ultimate Book Of Bathroom Etiquette And Humor

Author : Larry A. Glanz
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 253 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2000-11-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781462833542

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The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor by Larry A. Glanz Pdf

THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

Author : Larry A. Glanz
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 230 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2023-12-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9798369411049

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The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor by Larry A. Glanz Pdf

THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

Author : Katie Adams
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2018-04-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781250164117

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Sh*ts and Giggles by Katie Adams Pdf

Get your sh*ts and giggles from this hilarious all-in-one joke, trivia, and riddle collection! A hilarious collection of one-liners, funny trivia, riddles, and laugh-out-loud jokes for adults, Sh*ts & Giggles is the bathroom book the world needs. With hundreds of ways to make you laugh while you’re otherwise indisposed, Sh*ts and Giggles will be the must-have “loo lit” book on the market.

Author : Juicy Quotes
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2019-12-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1674920121

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Bathroom Joke Book by Juicy Quotes Pdf

This bathroom joke book is the ultimate bathroom reader and has over 600 funny jokes and will be the most entertaining bathroom book all adults, men and women with humor to last the whole year. It is now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. The Bathroom Joke Book is a must have addition to any bathroom and the perfect funny birthday or Christmas present.

Author : Broadcast Interview Source
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 780 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2000
Category : Reference
ISBN : 0934333394

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The Yearbook of Experts, Authorities and Spokespersons by Broadcast Interview Source Pdf

Author : "Putem Down Bob" Eck,Robert J. Eck,Tyler Hollis
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2011-06-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1463503040

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The Ups and Downs of Toilet Seat Etiquette by "Putem Down Bob" Eck,Robert J. Eck,Tyler Hollis Pdf

"Putemdown Bob" battles the universal problem of toilet seat injustice as he guides his readers to the ultimate solution in "The Ups and Downs of Toilet Seat Etiquette". He traces the course of toilet history and cites the social upheaval caused by this evolution of modern life. He uses both common sense and scientific principles to bring forth an enlightened rule of etiquette for all to follow. In what will ultimately become the new "bathroom bible" he exhorts us to follow his new rule and eliminate toilet seat terror throughout the world.

Author : Farrell Kingsley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 206 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2010-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0615427987

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Ultimate Bathroom Book by Farrell Kingsley Pdf

How does Al Capone relate to the first Fighter Ace of WWII? You will learn it here. Real stories, fun facts, the bizarre, the shocking, interesting stories, letters, strange facts, and much more! Special sections are included including amazing facts about Harry Potter, vampires, the solar system, and much more. This is a must for every bathroom.

Author : Jesse Karras
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2020-01-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1734459700

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Have a Great Shit by Jesse Karras Pdf

This hilarious and equally helpful guidebook teaches you everything you need to know for making and taking great shits like what foods, postures, and techniques will help you go like a pro. You will also learn valuable life-saving tips, such as how to improvise without toilet paper, avoiding germs in public restrooms, effectively unclogging the toilet, and even how to shit in the woods. With tons of useful information, fun cartoons, and plenty of potty humor, this fun little book will leave you laughing and learning from start to finish!

Author : Sid Finch
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2018-09-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781786858917

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The Little Book of Toilet Jokes by Sid Finch Pdf

What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2019-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0578437198

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Monster Etiquette by Anonim Pdf

Fifty etiquette tips for monsters, gargoyles, aliens, and nephews. Illustrated with wry and whimsical drawings by Don Moyer.

Author : Ryan Jacobson,Chantel Wiskur
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2014-10-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0988184265

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Toilet Tales by Ryan Jacobson,Chantel Wiskur Pdf

People poop in their pants. It happens. No biggie, right? Wrong! Some bathroom accidents occur at the worst possible moments - on a first date, at the start of a new job, while stuck in traffic - and their stories ascend to the level of Toilet Tales. If you enjoy bathroom humor, this funny book collects 28 of the most humiliating true accounts that anyone was ever brave enough to confess. Toilet Tales makes a hilarious conversation-starter and a perfect bathroom read. But be warned: These short funny stories are gross!

Author : Trudy Clevir
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2023-09-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1915542812

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The Ultimate Toilet Activity Book - Jokes, Puzzles and Riddles for the Bathroom and Funny Gag Gift by Trudy Clevir Pdf

Hold onto your plungers! You've just discovered the ultimate restroom read that's bound to cause a splash. Get ready for guffaws galore emanating from the restroom with this lavatory laugh-fest. Ever looked at your boyfriend, son, brother, dad, grandad or friend and thought, "What in the world do I buy you? Want something that strikes the balance between comic genius and side splitting laughter? Make their year and gift them the ESSENTIAL loo literature! Sick of those sighs when they discover another predictable present or pair of boring socks? Fret not! Dive into sheets of giggle-inducing games, latrine limericks, and toilet teasers, ensuring every pit stop is pure potty pleasure. This book is overflowing with toilet treasures... Poo inspired Limericks Famous sewage system mazes Haik-poos from the restroom Get fluent in German while you flush Zen and the art of toilet meditation Potty Puns & John Jokes. Learn Irish while doing your business Bathroom geography Turd trivia & funny facts Toilet math conundrums Sudoku bathroom brain busters Restroom trivia while on the pot Say 'Olá' to Brazilian Portuguese Your weekly throne tasks & todo list Set your life goals while on the throne And lots more..... End those mundane moments on the john with a splash of hilarity. This book ensures your time on the pot becomes the highlight of your day. Dive into fun facts, learn German, Irish and Portuguese, train your brain and think your way through these toilet-themed teasers! Equip your bathroom library with the ultimate guide to giggles. Get your copy now and let the good times roll... and we're not just talking about the toilet paper, because every trip to the toilet should be a laughing matter!

Author : Mats,Enzo
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 181 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2011-11-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101565582

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How to Poo at Work by Mats,Enzo Pdf

The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.

Author : Josh Richman,Anish Sheth
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2018-05-22
Category : Humor
ISBN : 145217007X

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The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You (Funny Bathroom Books, Health Books, Humor Books) by Josh Richman,Anish Sheth Pdf

The #1 book about going #2 is back in a bigger, thicker package for a whole new generation of curious readers. Includes more than 40 descriptions of two dozen types of poo: The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You celebrates ten years of providing you with loads of facts about your bathroom health. This funny bathroom book takes an ultimately embarrassing and not-talked-about topic and turns it into a hilariously informative resource that is great for casual reading while in the loo. Features over 40 descriptions of poo, plus sidebars, medical explanations, and loads of engrossing fun facts. Did you know animal dropping have specific names? This book is more than just toilet talk. It also includes facts about poo in the wild, what it means when you have "pungent pee," and so much more. The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You hardcover edition is printed in two-color with a new author introduction. Flush with poo knowledge backed by real professionals, it is not just entertaining to browse—The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You actually contains relevant information for you to keep stored away. The hardcover edition is a must-have gift for any bowel-movement obsessed loved one. Josh Richman has an MBA from Stanford University and lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. Anish Sheth, M.D., is a gastroenterologist in Princeton, New Jersey, and is affiliated with the University Medical Center of Princeton at Plainsboro. Dr. Sheth has appeared on The Rachael Ray Show and The Doctors.

Author : Florence Hartley
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 348 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 1860
Category : History
ISBN : HARVARD:32044009635152

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Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politéness by Florence Hartley Pdf

Do unto others as you would others should do to you. You can never be rude if you bear the rule always in mind, for what lady likes to be treated rudely? True Christian politeness will always be the result of an unselfish regard for the feelings of others, and though you may err in the ceremonious points of etiquette, you will never be im polite. Politeness, founded upon such a rule, becomes the expression, in graceful manner, of social virtues. The spirit of politeness consists in a certain attention to forms and ceremonies, which are meant both to please others and ourselves, and to make others pleased with us ;a still clearer definition may be given by saying that politeness is goodness of heart put into daily practice; the.re can be no true, politeness without kindness, purity, singleness of heart, and sensibility. Many believe that politeness is but a mask worn in the world to conceal bad passions and impulses, and to make a show of possessing virtues not really existing in the heart; thus, that politeness is merely hypocrisy and dissimulation. Do not believe this; be certain that those who profess such a doctrine are practising themselves the deceit they condemn so much.