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Ultimate Book of Jokes

Scott McNeely
Ultimate Book of Jokes Book PDF

Author : Scott McNeely
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 348 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2012-01-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452113159

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Ultimate Book of Jokes by Scott McNeely Pdf

Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Gordon Hideaki Nagai
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435909

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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

The Best Joke Book (Period)

William Donohue
The Best Joke Book Period Book PDF

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2014-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781440583094

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The Best Joke Book (Period) by William Donohue Pdf

Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Allan Pease
The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes Book PDF

Author : Allan Pease
Publisher : Robson
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2014-12-22
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781910232224

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The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes by Allan Pease Pdf

A book containing every joke guaranteed to annoy those who like to think of themselves as politically correct. It deliberately sets out to offend "prudes and those who take life too seriously".

The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes

David Minkoff
The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes Book PDF

Author : David Minkoff
Publisher : Portico
Page : 415 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2013-04-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396258

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The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes by David Minkoff Pdf

This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Editors of Portable Press
The Funniest Joke Book Ever Book PDF

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book

Hinkler Studios
The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Hinkler Studios
Publisher : Hinkler Books (AU)
Page : 411 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Wit and humor
ISBN : 1741570174

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The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book by Hinkler Studios Pdf

This ultimate collection of jokes is for adults who can laugh at themselves, don't take life too seriously and hate being politically correct. This collection of Adult Only jokes is rude, raucous and hilarious. Take the book everywhere you go for a guaranteed chuckle at the expense of just about anyone! No one is spared! A must for anyone with a funny-bone! This joke book comes with a belly laugh guarantee.

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Hugh Murmie
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by Hugh Murmie Pdf

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Jokes for Blokes

Llewellyn Dowd,Phil McCracken
Jokes for Blokes Book PDF

Author : Llewellyn Dowd,Phil McCracken
Publisher : Random House
Page : 578 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2011-10-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781446491485

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Jokes for Blokes by Llewellyn Dowd,Phil McCracken Pdf

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

The Ultimate Unicorn Joke Book

Farshore
The Ultimate Unicorn Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Farshore
Publisher : Red Shed
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2019-01-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1405294337

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The Ultimate Unicorn Joke Book by Farshore Pdf

Which unicorn has a cold? The achoo-nicorn. Why was the unicorn arrested? She was the mane suspect. Which unicorn smells? The poo-nicorn. Full of jokes, puns and one-liners about unicorns, mermaids, fairies and much, much more. This book is hot-to-trot and you'll laugh yourself hoarse--the perfect gift for unicorn-crazy kids. With a sparkly foiled cover and purple inside printing for an extra special magical touch.

The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book

Unearthed Books
The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Unearthed Books
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2011-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1461150914

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The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book by Unearthed Books Pdf

Sick, twisted and totally wrong. The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book is 100% all new jokes for 2011! The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book has everything and then some. Celebrities, Government Officials, Corporations, no one is safe from this outrageous parody of grotesqueness that is strewn thru the pages of this hilarious book. It has everything inside you could ever need when dealing with a dead baby. It has survival tactics, recipes, sex tips, storing tips, eating tips and last but not least, what to do when the police find you with a dead baby! Everything and anything you could possibly think of to do with a dead baby is in the pages of this book. It answers all of the deep questions below and then some! How many dead babies do you need to throw at a bear to keep it from attacking you? What's the perfect time to serve dead baby to your family? How many dead babies can you give to your lover on Valentines Day? When is the Government going to finish their cybernetic dead baby robot fighting competition and will it save the economy? What's the exchange rate for different dead babies in different countries? Which celebrities used dead babies for inspiration? How many dead babies helped write the Declaration of Independence? What did Albert Einstein do with a dead baby? Everything you ever wondered and needed to know about Dead Babies is answered in this book. This is is the guide you need. This is... The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book!

The Best Joke Book Ever

Wayne Brindle
The Best Joke Book Ever Book PDF

Author : Wayne Brindle
Publisher : Bookbaby
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2019-12-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1543988776

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If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!

Funny Jokes

Adam Smith
Funny Jokes Book PDF

Author : Adam Smith
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2018-12-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1790808006

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Jokes you never read! All new jokes!Perfect Gift for your Friends!This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids!Joking is always fun!However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different!WHY?THE JOKES ARE REAL DIRTY AND YOU WILL REMEMBER THEM 4EVER!Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -Wise jokes for Wiseguys;-A great collection of 500+ FUNNY DIRTY JOKES & SHORT REAL LIFE STORIES;-Dirty jokes about sex, life, alcohol and other cool stuff;-Jokes for adults only;-New jokes for 2018;-Jokes that you will remember forever.Thank You

101 Harry Potter Jokes

Lilly Winchester
101 Harry Potter Jokes Book PDF

Author : Lilly Winchester
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2019-04-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1989543057

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101 Harry Potter Jokes by Lilly Winchester Pdf

Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher? Because he can't control his pupils! 101 Hilarious Jokes from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! A Must-have for any Harry Potter fan. Add to Cart Now and get ready to have some serious laughs!

The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book

Mike Oxbent,Harry P. Ness
The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Mike Oxbent,Harry P. Ness
Publisher : Ulysses Press
Page : 279 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2007-02-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1569755817

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The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book by Mike Oxbent,Harry P. Ness Pdf

THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.