Vampire A Go Go

Author : Victor Gischler
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2009-09-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1416987193

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Vampire a Go-Go by Victor Gischler Pdf

HORROR AT ITS SIDE-SPLITTING BEST! Victor Gischler is a master of the class-act literary spoof, and his work has drawn comparison to that of Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, and Thomas Pynchon. Now, Gischler turns his attention to werewolves, alchemists, ghosts, witches, and gun-toting Jesuit priests in Vampire a Go-Go, a hilarious romp of spooky, Gothic entertainment. Narrated by a ghost whose spirit is chained to a mysterious castle in Prague, Gischler's latest is full of twists and surprises that will have readers screaming -- and laughing -- for more.

Author : Victor Gischler,Andreas Brandhorst
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 407 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 3492291996

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Vampire à go-go by Victor Gischler,Andreas Brandhorst Pdf

Author : Drew Hayes
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2014-08-12
Category : FICTION
ISBN : 0989649997

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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant by Drew Hayes Pdf

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

Author : Keith Martin,Livings,Steve Jackson
Publisher : Puffin HC
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Fantasy fiction
ISBN : 0140328777

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Vault of the Vampire by Keith Martin,Livings,Steve Jackson Pdf

Author : Anne Rice
Publisher : Anchor
Page : 418 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-02-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307700476

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The Wolf Gift by Anne Rice Pdf

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • “Vintage Anne Rice—a lushly written, gothic … metaphysical tale. This time, with werewolves.” —The Wall Street Journal When Reuben Golding, a young reporter on assignment, arrives at a secluded mansion on a bluff high above the Pacific, it’s at the behest of the home’s enigmatic female owner. She quickly seduces him, but their idyllic night is shattered by violence when the man is inexplicably attacked—bitten—by a beast he cannot see in the rural darkness. It will set in motion a terrifying yet seductive transformation that will propel Reuben into a mysterious new world and raise profound questions. Why has he been given the wolf gift? What is its true nature—good or evil? And are there others out there like him?

Author : Pete Johnson
Publisher : Random House
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2010-05-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781407076270

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The Vampire Blog by Pete Johnson Pdf

Marcus was convinced that vampires didn't exist. He was very wrong . . . On his thirteenth birthday, Marcus Howlett is faced with a bombshell. His parents are half-vampire. And, although he hates the thought of it, he is about to become one too. But, as he secretly blogs about the horrors of his new fangs, bad breath and cravings for blood, Marcus is unaware that his life is in serious danger . . .

Author : Nikki Jefford
Publisher : Nikki Jefford
Page : 227 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2012-11-27
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Aurora Sky: Vampire Hunter by Nikki Jefford Pdf

My blood is toxic to vampires . . . If there's one thing I want, it's to get off this iceberg. I'm thinking college on the East Coast. ANYWHERE besides Alaska. Then a near-fatal car wreck changes everything. Government agents jump in and save my life in exchange for my services as a vampire hunter. Did they just say vampires? Yep. And they're not the kind that sparkle. They're rabid, disgusting, rude . . . and way too suave. Those are the ones I really have to watch out for. A knife isn't my only weapon. My rare blood type sends vampires into temporary paralysis right before I have to finish the job by hand. Basically, I'm a glorified chew toy. Now I'm stuck with an overzealous partner, a group of suck junkies, and a maddening attraction to Mr. Joe Cool, dresses all in black, Fane Donado. Clearly, he's keeping secrets of his own. The old Aurora is gone forever. Destroyed in the wreckage. I don’t know who I am anymore, only that I suddenly have intense cravings and a V.I.P. pass into Alaska’s underworld. If vampires found out who I worked for it would be lights out forever. In the meantime, I have some undead ass to kick so long as it doesn't kick mine first. Fans of young adult dark fantasy, vampires, action, and forbidden romance will devour this story. Get your copy and start reading today!

Author : Seth Grahame-Smith
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2015-01-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781455502103

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The Last American Vampire by Seth Grahame-Smith Pdf

Vampire Henry Sturges returns in the highly anticipated sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter-a sweeping, alternate history of twentieth-century America by New York Times bestselling author Seth Grahame-Smith. THE LAST AMERICAN VAMPIRE In Reconstruction-era America, vampire Henry Sturges is searching for renewed purpose in the wake of his friend Abraham Lincoln's shocking death. Henry's will be an expansive journey that first sends him to England for an unexpected encounter with Jack the Ripper, then to New York City for the birth of a new American century, the dawn of the electric era of Tesla and Edison, and the blazing disaster of the 1937 Hindenburg crash. Along the way, Henry goes on the road in a Kerouac-influenced trip as Seth Grahame-Smith ingeniously weaves vampire history through Russia's October Revolution, the First and Second World Wars, and the JFK assassination. Expansive in scope and serious in execution, THE LAST AMERICAN VAMPIRE is sure to appeal to the passionate readers who made Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter a runaway success.

Author : Annette Curtis Klause
Publisher : Delacorte Press
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2010-04-21
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780307754448

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The Silver Kiss by Annette Curtis Klause Pdf

Zoe is wary when, in the dead of night, the beautiful yet frightening Simon comes to her house. Simon seems to understand the pain of loneliness and death and Zoe's brooding thoughts of her dying mother. Simon is one of the undead, a vampire, seeking revenge for the gruesome death of his mother three hundred years before. Does Simon dare ask Zoe to help free him from this lifeless chase and its insufferable loneliness?

Author : T.L. Cerepaka
Publisher : Annulus Publishing
Page : 125 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2018-05-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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The Vampire Sword (free urban fantasy) by T.L. Cerepaka Pdf

First book of the Vampire Sorceress urban fantasy series.

Author : Michele Bardsley
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 356 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2007-07-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781440619434

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Don't Talk Back To Your Vampire by Michele Bardsley Pdf

A single mom gets a tasty bite of undead romance in the second novel in the Broken Heart series. Ever since a master vampire became possessed and bit a bunch of parents, the town of Broken Heart, Oklahoma, has catered to those of us who don’t rise until sunset—even if that means PTA meetings at midnight. As for me, Eva LeRoy, town librarian and single mother to a teenage daughter, I’m pretty much used to being “vampified.” You can’t beat the great side effects: no crow’s-feet or cellulite! But books still make my undead heart beat—and, strangely enough, so does Lorćan the Loner. My mama always told me everyone deserves a second chance. Still, it’s one thing to deal with the usual undead hassles: rival vamps, rambunctious kids adjusting to night school, and my daughter’s new boyfriend, who’s a vampire hunter, for heaven’s sake. It’s quite another to fall for the vampire who killed you...

Author : Robert Joseph Levy
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 260 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2006-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781416915874

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Go Ask Malice by Robert Joseph Levy Pdf

Faith is told her destiny by Diana Dormer because she is the Chosen One who will stand alone against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.

Author : Angela Sommer-Bodenburg
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2023-11-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781534494145

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The Little Vampire Takes a Trip by Angela Sommer-Bodenburg Pdf

Rudolph the little vampire tags along on Tony’s family vacation in this spooky and funny third book in the classic middle grade Little Vampire series—perfect for readers who love Hotel Transylvania and The Addams Family! When his parents plan a vacation to a farm, Tony and his friend Rudolph the little vampire hatch a plan for Rudolph to come along to keep Tony company. Rudolph needs to have his coffin with him so he can sleep during the day, so he takes the train instead of flying. Can he make the trip without drawing too much attention to himself?

Author : Victor Gischler,Mary HK Choi
Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
Page : 376 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2015-05-27
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781302480295

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Deadpool Classic Vol. 11 by Victor Gischler,Mary HK Choi Pdf

Under contract with A.I.M., Deadpool ventures into the Savage Land to obtain the ultimate biological weapon: his own dang head! Yup, Zombie Deadpool’s decapitated head makes its glorious return, and he’s tired of being carried around everywhere. Deadpool will have to keep his own head on straight if he hopes to survive these Savage Land shenanigans and collect his bounty. Then, as if the zombie thing wasn’t enough, it’s alternate-universe mayhem as Deadpool encounters a multitude of malevolent mirror images: S.H.I.E.L.D Major Wilson, Wanda Wilson and the Deadpool Kid! But what happens when Deadpool, A.I.M. agents and his foxy new ladylove travel into the Marvel Zombieverse to try to return “Headpool” home? Plus: an extended look at the life and loves of Wanda Wilson, the maniacal Lady Deadpool! Collecting Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth #1-13 and Lady Deadpool #1.

Author : C. Thomas Lafollette
Publisher : Broken World Publishing
Page : 1203 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2022-07-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781949410747

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Luke Irontree & The Last Vampire War (Books 1-3) by C. Thomas Lafollette Pdf

Luke Irontree minds his business and leaves mortal humans alone. But if you’re a vampire, he has a magic sword and a silver-inlaid stake for you. Every night, the immortal vampire slayer haunts the streets of Portland, hunting vamps and protecting innocent people from becoming vampire chow. Then, he goes home alone to his quiet house and his cat, Alfred. This is his life. But when he runs into a local werewolf pack, he has two choices – continue his lonely hunt or a take a chance on making friends. Allies would make the job easier, especially with hordes of bloodthirsty vampires flooding the streets. However, trusting means opening himself to betrayal and loss. Luke might not have a choice though. With homeless people disappearing off the streets, 20-somethings being snatched from night clubs, and heavily armed vampires flooding the streets, he must risk everything if he wants to save Portland from becoming a vampire wasteland… This box set contains 3 full-length novels and an exclusive bonus novella and a novelette.