What Would Kinky Do

Author : Kinky Friedman
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2008-06-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1429928875

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What Would Kinky Do? by Kinky Friedman Pdf

Kinky Friedman, who would be our contemporary Will Rogers if Will Rogers had been Jewish, smoked cigars, and foolish enough to believe he could govern the great state of Texas, returns with this collection of hilariously raunchy, sometimes poignant, and always insightful essays. With fearless wit and wisdom born from many a late night's experience, Kinky offers both pearls and cowpats that touch on life, death, and everything in between. Considering the current predicament of our nation and the world at large, the question is, "What would Kinky do?" His answers invoke Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, Judy Garland, George Bush, and other cultural touchstones; reflect on Texas etiquette, smoking in bars, mullet haircuts, immigration policy, and how Don Imus died for our sins; and advise on how to handle a nonstop talker on a long flight, how to deliver the perfect air kiss, and what to do when a redneck hollers "Hey y'all, watch this!" Whether he's "the new Mark Twain" (Southern Living), "in a class with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and, yes, Henny Youngman" (The New York Post), "a Texas legend" (President George W. Bush), or "the Mother Teresa of literature" (Willie Nelson), Kinky Friedman is an outrageously funny and uncommonly smart observer of our common predicament: life and what to do about it. A little friendly advice from "Texas for Dummies" *Get you some brontosaurus-foreskin boots and a big ol' cowboy hat. Always remember, only two kinds of people can get away with wearing their hats indoors: cowboys and Jews. Try to be one of them. *Get your hair fixed right. If you're male, cut it into a "mullet" (short on the sides and top, long in the back---think Billy Ray Cyrus). If you're female, make it as big as possible, with lots of teasing and hair spray. If you can hide a buck knife in there, you're ready. *Buy you a big ol' pickup truck or a Cadillac. I myself drive a Yom Kippur Clipper. That's a Jewish Cadillac---stops on a dime and picks it up. *Don't be surprised to find small plastic bags of giant dill pickles in local convenience stores. *Everything goes better with picante sauce. No exceptions. *Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.

Author : Kate Sloan
Publisher : Laurence King Publishing
Page : 188 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2022-11-03
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781399608435

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101 Kinky Things Even You Can Do by Kate Sloan Pdf

An accessible and fun guide to kinky practices for everyone Everything you wanted to know about kinky practices is covered in this highly entertaining and readable book. Known for her bold, witty prose on all matters related to the bedroom, Kate Sloan makes this an accessible subject for anyone curious about new ways to spice up their sex lives. Whether you are looking for ideas, clarification, or just an enjoyable read, there is plenty here to keep you intrigued. The text is accompanied by helpful tips and illustrations.

Author : R.O. Kwon,Garth Greenwell
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2021-02-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781982110222

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Kink by R.O. Kwon,Garth Greenwell Pdf

A New York Times Notable Book Kink is a groundbreaking anthology of literary short fiction exploring love and desire, BDSM, and interests across the sexual spectrum, edited by lauded writers R.O. Kwon and Garth Greenwell, and featuring a roster of all-star contributors including Alexander Chee, Roxane Gay, Carmen Maria Machado, and more. A Most-Anticipated book of 2021 as selected by * Marie Claire * O, The Oprah Magazine * Cosmopolitan * Time * The Millions * The Advocate * Autostraddle * Refinery29 * Shape * Town & Country * Book Riot * Literary Hub * Kink is a dynamic anthology of literary fiction that opens an imaginative door into the world of desire. The stories within this collection portray love, desire, BDSM, and sexual kinks in all their glory with a bold new vision. The collection includes works by renowned fiction writers such as Callum Angus, Alexander Chee, Vanessa Clark, Melissa Febos, Kim Fu, Roxane Gay, Cara Hoffman, Zeyn Joukhadar, Chris Kraus, Carmen Maria Machado, Peter Mountford, Larissa Pham, and Brandon Taylor, with Garth Greenwell and R.O. Kwon as editors. The stories within explore bondage, power-play, and submissive-dominant relationships; we are taken to private estates, therapists’ offices, underground sex clubs, and even a sex theater in early-20th century Paris. While there are whips and chains, sure, the true power of these stories lies in their beautiful, moving dispatches from across the sexual spectrum of interest and desires, as portrayed by some of today’s most exciting writers.

Author : Carole Marsh
Publisher : Carole Marsh Books
Page : 61 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 1994
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 9781556090059

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The Kinky Sex Cookbook by Carole Marsh Pdf

Author : Dossie Easton,Janet W. Hardy
Publisher : SCB Distributors
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2011-11-07
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781890159887

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The New Topping Book by Dossie Easton,Janet W. Hardy Pdf

Two decades ago, this book (and its companion volume, The New Bottoming Book) began teaching tens of thousands of people the joyous arts of BDSM topping and bottoming - not just "how-to," but "why-to"... the insider details of emotional support and ethical interaction during kinky play. Since then, the growing popularity of BDSM, and the blossoming of the Internet as a source of information and connection, have created a whole new universe of possibilities for players. Now, the completely updated revised New Topping Book gives even more insights and ideas, updated for a new millennium, about how to be a successful, popular player! "Easton and Hardy tackle the Top... and bring that elusive critter down neatly and with a certain flair. This is good stuff, important stuff... an excellent guide to topping, both for the rank novice and for the player who just wants words to put to all the thoughts and feelings that have resisted categorization." - Laura Antoniou, Sandmutopian Guardian

Author : M.C. Roth
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
Page : 203 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2024-01-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781839433337

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Sweet and Kinky by M.C. Roth Pdf

FROM EXCITING AUTHOR OF LGBTQIA ROMANCE M.C. ROTH Book seven in the It's a Kink Thing series One video will change everything. Wherever Isthmus and Rowes go, a horde of reporters follow, as they try to catch a snippet of everyone's favorite actors from the hit television show Gunlover. They are best friends— sharing the screen together, along with a home and hotel rooms. But one fan video changes their lives forever when it accuses them of being in a D/s relationship. Rowes is straight, and Isthmus can't imagine that his best friend is kinky, but his thoughts keep straying to the video. As they start to get closer and the boundaries between them fall, they try to resist the inescapable pull of kink and passion.

Author : Spices of Lust
Publisher : Spices of Lust
Page : 156 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2024-06-06
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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The eBook of Kinky Sex Ideas by Spices of Lust Pdf

The eBook of Kinky Sex Ideas is the ideal handbook for anyone looking to take the pressure off and seamlessly integrate new ideas. The eBook of Kinky Sex Ideas consists of 4 main chapters spread out over 150 pages, with more than 180 illustrated ideas. What's inside the eBook? Introduction in consent & safety; Aftercare guide: Date ideas; Kinky sex ideas; Role-play ideas; Bondage ideas; Gear guide. Reviews Unfortunately, there are no written reviews on Gumroad, but here is some feedback we got: ''Got your book! Great stuff! Keep it coming! '' '' Loving your positions and advice. Thank you.'' ''I love it, great ideas!!! Can’t wait to try several of them! Thanks so much. '' ''We absolutely love the e-book! It's awesome.'' ''We’re gonna have to do some of these this weekend ❤️❤️ thanks a bunch.'' ''Yeah I got it, and I love it.'' ''Yeah, I've received my eBook. It is amazing.'' ''I have received my eBook, and I love it. If you ever decide to do a printed copy of this or something similar I would definitely be interested.'' ''Many thanks! It's an amazing book'' ''We have and look forward to all the exciting experiences to come with it. Thank you so much. We are truly happy with the quality and attention to detail.'' ''The book is lovely, thank you so much!'' ''So many new ideas in there to try!'' Fun fact The eBook of Kinky Sex Ideas is fully Kickstarter funded. Our idea was widely accepted and the project ended being 253% funded. Initial idea was to include 50 illustrations but since we managed to get more money than what was needed, we decided to do 186 illustrations instead. FAQ How many ideas are there exactly? The eBook has 186 illustrated ideas, divided into 4 categories. Can I get a refund? Unfortunately, no. You can subscribe to our newsletter to get a sample of the eBook, this way you’ll have a better insight into what you’re going to buy. We are a same-sex couple. Should we get the eBook? The eBook is written and created from our perspective and every idea includes an image of a heterosexual couple. However, the majority of ideas can be tried by same-sex couples and are not limited to heterosexual couples. Thank you for considering buying our eBook. Stay well, stay kinky!

Author : Samer Bo
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2019-08-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1688509380

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Gay Kink for Dummies by Samer Bo Pdf

As an erotic writer, I have been getting many questions from people showing interest in various kinds of kink. Some consider me a sex expert, but I think I learn something new about sex and myself every day. I have been having a lot of sex for over 10 years, with many different men and in many different countries. My life has been mainly focused on sports and sex, in addition to some other things here and there.When I started exploring my sexuality, trying to learn more about sex and finding what I liked, I struggled to find useful information for gay men about more than regular sex. This book is my attempt to simplify kink and what it means to me. It covers the basics and should answer all the questions that a newbie to kink would like to know.I want to offer a book that will have accurate, honest, and straightforward information about sexuality. As I have found that portrayals of kink, aka BDSM, in the media, from novels and magazines to television and movies, are generally inaccurate, misleading, one-dimensional, or just plain wrong.I use 'kink' as a catch-all term that includes BDSM, sadomasochism, kinky sex, dominance and submission, role play, sex games, fantasy, and fetish. But that definition just leads to more terms that need defining! I will both define and expand on these words throughout this book, so for now, just relax.But what is kink really? And why do I do it? For me, kink is an intimate experience, an exchange of power between people that can be physical, erotic, sexual, psychological, spiritual, or, most often, some combination of these. It makes me explore the territory between pleasure and pain, eroticize the exchange of power, experience intense physical sensations and psychological scenarios, and test and push my limits. Kink can be a unique space where I feel safe enough to try new things, push my boundaries, flirt with edges, and conquer fears.The most important thing is "Consent" everyone is on board with what is going on and nothing happens against anyone's will. After that comes trust, communication, and safety. Kink is one area of the spectrum of sexual practices, so people do kink for as many reasons as people have sex: to give, to take, to connect, to discover, to trust, to experiment, to imagine, to learn, and to grow.Have you ever fantasised by reading fictional accounts of dominance and submission, power and lust, pleasure and pain, hot sex, and incredible orgasms? Or maybe you have been turned on by watching a porn video. Perhaps you have some reservations about these newfound fantasies. This book is a primer for gay men who are interested in kink and want to know more about it, learn how to negotiate with another guy, get some ideas, and explore different activities.It's meant to be an introduction to the world of kink from my perspective, and you will learn more about me on the way. I will talk about the truth behind common myths about kink, how to talk about your fantasies, common kinky terms and tenets, dominant/submissive role play, and sexual power games. I will also give some ideas, tips, and techniques for different kinky activities, including sensory deprivation, sensation play, bondage, spanking, flogging, and more.I hope reading this book, understanding the different types and definitions, as well as the glimpses of my own life I provide throughout the book, will give each of you a broader understanding and help to guide you further on your own journey into practicing your own version of kink.

Author : James Fagan
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
Page : 396 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2024-01-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781035809509

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Small Doses by James Fagan Pdf

Martin Penny, a disillusioned and awkward young man, looks back to a turning point in his life – when his old, boring, and enthusiasm-destroying English teacher was arrested for pimping and was replaced by a fresh new teacher, a man who managed to blow off the dead-dust of his predecessor and rekindle the reader and writer in Martin. Martin, now an English teacher himself, has to come to terms with which of these two teachers he has come to resemble most – the one he hates or the one he emulates. Written in a free and easy style, Small Doses is a celebration of reading, writing, poetry, diary-keeping and of the little bits of magic poked, prodded and relighted back to life from the embers of memory.

Author : Jodi Redford
Publisher : Jodi Redford
Page : 430 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2020-03-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Kinky Chronicles Two: Box Set by Jodi Redford Pdf

For a limited time, you can triple your reading pleasure with this special edition box set featuring three full-length novels from the best selling Kinky Chronicles series! Report For Booty Regan Wallace has trust issues. Specifically, trusting that her best friend won’t make good on her threat to send a Strip-O-Gram for Regan’s birthday. Is it any wonder she’d jump to the wrong conclusion when two gorgeous, camo-garbed hunks land on her front doorstep? Woops. Cowboy Kinky Hot Texas nights and irresistible desires. Two stubborn hearts don’t stand a chance of avoiding the flames. The only question is will they survive the afterburn? Frisky Business The best way to get over a man? Get your kink on with another. And Jane Campbell knows the perfect escort agency to get the job done. Jack Brewster doesn’t do commitments or Happily Ever Afters. But when temptation comes knocking, walking away isn’t an option, and two stubbornly anti-love sinners face the biggest fall of them all.

Author : Liam Wignall
Publisher : Oxford University Press
Page : 249 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2022
Category : Psychology
ISBN : 9780197503195

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Kinky in the Digital Age by Liam Wignall Pdf

"It was a warm summer's day and the central London streets were bustling with excitement. A sea of people were competing to secure a place where they could watch the Pride march walk past. The audience was diverse, with people of all ages, genders, sexualities and ethnicities, supporting a range of colorful and flamboyant outfits. Having noticed London Pride becoming better attended over the last few years, a group of us arrived early in our usual spot near Pall Mall, which both provided a good view and afforded some shade. There was music blasting out, people were shouting and singing, whistles were blowing, and there were positive and happy vibes all-round. It was before noon, and many people had already started drinking at least somewhat responsibly"--

Author : Kathleen Hudson
Publisher : University of Texas Press
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2010-07-05
Category : Music
ISBN : 9780292788718

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Telling Stories, Writing Songs by Kathleen Hudson Pdf

Willie Nelson, Joe Ely, Marcia Ball, Tish Hinojosa, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lyle Lovett...the list of popular songwriters from Texas just goes on and on. In this collection of thirty-four interviews with these and other songwriters, Kathleen Hudson pursues the stories behind the songs, letting the singers' own words describe where their songs come from and how the diverse, eclectic cultures, landscapes, and musical traditions of Texas inspire the creative process. Conducted in dance halls, dressing rooms, parking lots, clubs-wherever the musicians could take time to tell their stories-the interviews are refreshingly spontaneous and vivid. Hudson draws out the songwriters on such topics as the sources of their songs, the influence of other musicians on their work, the progress of their careers, and the nature of Texas music. Many common threads emerge from these stories, while the uniqueness of each songwriter becomes equally apparent. To round out the collection, Hudson interviews Larry McMurtry and Darrell Royal for their perspectives as longtime friends and fans of Texas musicians. She also includes a brief biography and discography of each songwriter.

Author : Dossie Easton,Janet W. Hardy
Publisher : SCB Distributors
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2011-06-09
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781890159870

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The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton,Janet W. Hardy Pdf

Three decades ago, this book and its companion volume "The New Topping Book" began teaching tens of thousands of people the joyous arts of BDSM topping and bottoming - not just "how-to," but "why-to"... the insider details of emotional support and ethical interaction during kinky play. Since then, the growing popularity of BDSM, and the blossoming of the Internet as a source of information and connection, have created a whole new universe of possibilities for players. Now, the completely updated revised New Bottoming Book and New Topping Book give even more insights and ideas, updated for a new millennium, about how to be a successful, popular player! What the experts are saying "The only way I can think of to learn more about bottming than Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy teach you in [The New Bottoming Book] is to go out and bottom for yourself." - William A. Henkin, Ph.D., co-author, Consensual Sadomasochism

Author : Morpheous
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2012-11-13
Category : SELF-HELP
ISBN : 1931160996

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How to Be Kinky by Morpheous Pdf

How to be Kinky is a primer on the multi-faceted world of kink and getting into BDSM play. It is for beginners and novices, couples and singles. Morpheous' comprehensive guide to kink addresses all aspects of kinky play, such as how to turn bedrooms into a den of iniquity, how to maintain physical and emotional safety during play and proper protocols and etiquette at fetish events. Fully updated, this enhanced second edition is reworked in full-colour, with gorgeous and sexy photos, as well as 15 easy to follow photo essays.

Author : J. A. Wallace
Publisher : J. A. Wallace Publisher, LLC
Page : 187 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2019-01-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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THE MURDER OF MICCO BLACK by J. A. Wallace Pdf

A Kate Cavanaugh and Renato Lopez adventure: Kate investigates the murder of a charismatic photographer found dead in the Florida Everglades, who left behind a string of broken hearts. With the help of Detective Renato Lopez, Kate will need to determine who had the greater motive for murder, the scorned lovers or their jealous husbands. Reader review: "Super story."