Your Disgusting Head

Author : Doris Haggis-On-Whey,Benny Haggis-On-Whey
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2010-06-15
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781451604016

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Your Disgusting Head by Doris Haggis-On-Whey,Benny Haggis-On-Whey Pdf

In Your Disgusting Head, Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey reveal—through newly discovered discoveries—all the ways in which your head disappoints you. For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children. Well, we offer you Your Disgusting Head by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey. A world-renowned and much feared expert on everything, Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. With her husband, Benny, she has traveled the world many times over, has learned about all aspects of life, including outer space and food, first hand. The human body is beautiful and mysterious. The mysterious part reeks of cheese. But no part of your body is as scary and horrifying as your head! In Your Disgusting Head, you’ll find amazing information, such as: · The ear was invented and designed by Feranando de la Mancini Goldfarb, in 1911, which was also a good year for yeast. · Good Reasons for teeth removal: dentist did it; peer pressure; not sharp enough; found better teeth, like, on the ground; suspected of enjoying flossing; decay and mouth politics. · The real reason your ears can't hear your pets talking. The answer is simple: your pet is a mumbler." With the wit and irreverent sense of humor for which Dave Eggers and McSweeney's is known, comes the second volume in the revolutionary Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance books. More than just entertaining and informative, Your Disgusting Head will help you appear smarter, more in touch with your sensitive side and whiten your teeth. And much, much more that will likely sicken you.

Author : Doris Haggis,Bennie Haggis
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2001-01-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 555874300X

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Your Disgusting Head by Doris Haggis,Bennie Haggis Pdf

YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children. Well, we offer you "YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD" by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey. A world-renowned and much feared expert on everything, Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. With her husband, Benny, she has traveled the world many times over, has learned about all aspects of life, including outer space and food, first hand. The human body is beautiful and mysterious. The mysterious part reeks of cheese. But no part of your body is as scary and horrifying as your head! In "YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD: The Darkest, Most Offensive--and Moist--Secrets of Your Mouth, Nose and Ears," Dr. & Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey reveal -- through newly discovered discoveries -- all the ways in which your head disappoints you. With such amazing information as: - The ear was invented and designed by Feranando de la Mancini Goldfarb, in 1911, which was also a good year for yeast. - Good Reasons for teeth removal: dentist did it; peer pressure; not sharp enough; found better teeth, like, on the ground; suspected of enjoying flossing; decay and mouth politics. - The real reason your ears can't hear your pets talking. The answer is simple: your pet is a mumbler." With the wit and irreverent sense of humor for which Dave Eggers and McSweeney's is known, comes the second volume in the revolutionary Haggis-On-Whey World of UnbelievableBrilliance books. More than just entertaining and informative, "YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD" will help you appear smarter, more in touch with your sensitive side and whiten your teeth. And much, much more that will likely sicken you.

Author : Doris Haggis,Bennie Haggis
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2001-01-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 5558971118

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Your Disgusting Head (the How by Doris Haggis,Bennie Haggis Pdf

YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children. Well, we offer you "YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD" by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey. A world-renowned and much feared expert on everything, Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. With her husband, Benny, she has traveled the world many times over, has learned about all aspects of life, including outer space and food, first hand. The human body is beautiful and mysterious. The mysterious part reeks of cheese. But no part of your body is as scary and horrifying as your head! In "YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD: The Darkest, Most Offensive--and Moist--Secrets of Your Mouth, Nose and Ears," Dr. & Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey reveal -- through newly discovered discoveries -- all the ways in which your head disappoints you. With such amazing information as: - The ear was invented and designed by Feranando de la Mancini Goldfarb, in 1911, which was also a good year for yeast. - Good Reasons for teeth removal: dentist did it; peer pressure; not sharp enough; found better teeth, like, on the ground; suspected of enjoying flossing; decay and mouth politics. - The real reason your ears can't hear your pets talking. The answer is simple: your pet is a mumbler." With the wit and irreverent sense of humor for which Dave Eggers and McSweeney's is known, comes the second volume in the revolutionary Haggis-On-Whey World of UnbelievableBrilliance books. More than just entertaining and informative, "YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD" will help you appear smarter, more in touch with your sensitive side and whiten your teeth. And much, much more that will likely sicken you.

Author : Doris Haggis-on-Whey
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 62 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2009-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 143796639X

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Your Disgusting Head by Doris Haggis-on-Whey Pdf

For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that someone would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children. Well, here it is. No part of your body is as scary and horrifying as your head! This book reveals all the ways in which your head disappoints you. With wit and an irreverent sense of humor comes the second volume in the revolutionary Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance books. More than just entertaining and informative, this book will help you appear smarter, more in touch with your sensitive side and whiten your teeth. And it includes much more that will likely sicken you. Illustrations. Hilarious!!!

Author : Mac King,Mark Levy
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 206 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2010-05-12
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9780307874672

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Tricks with Your Head by Mac King,Mark Levy Pdf

“Mac King is a god.” —Penn and Teller Tricks with Your Head is the world’s greatest (and only) collection of hilarious, mystifying, and sometimes repulsive magic tricks that you can perform with your very own head. If you’ve only thought of your head as a receptacle for so-called higher learning, or as a structure for keeping your haircut from falling into your body cavity, rejoice! Now you can use that ten-pound meatball between your shoulders as a source of ribald entertainment. Best of all, when you learn to perform a head trick, you can never be caught without your prop. Mac King and Mark Levy have perfected the ultimate mix of head games (literally) in this clever illustrated volume that teaches you how to: * Make your head disappear * Penetrate your skull with a drinking straw * Make a french fry vanish up your nose * Read someone’s mind * Jab a fork in your eye

Author : Anna Claybourne
Publisher : 100 Most
Page : 57 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2019
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781682974186

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100 Most Disgusting Things on the Planet by Anna Claybourne Pdf

Can you face the most disgusting things the world has to offer? From nauseating foods and revolting habits to jungle crawlers and stomach worms, this is your ultimate guide to maggots, giant cockroaches, and much, much more. Each vile entry includes a yuck rating and all the disgusting details you need to prepare yourself for the real-life scenario.

Author : Paul Barry
Publisher : "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
Page : 494 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2010-11-15
Category : Computers
ISBN : 9781449396695

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Head First Python by Paul Barry Pdf

Ever wished you could learn Python from a book? Head First Python is a complete learning experience for Python that helps you learn the language through a unique method that goes beyond syntax and how-to manuals, helping you understand how to be a great Python programmer. You'll quickly learn the language's fundamentals, then move onto persistence, exception handling, web development, SQLite, data wrangling, and Google App Engine. You'll also learn how to write mobile apps for Android, all thanks to the power that Python gives you. We think your time is too valuable to waste struggling with new concepts. Using the latest research in cognitive science and learning theory to craft a multi-sensory learning experience, Head First Python uses a visually rich format designed for the way your brain works, not a text-heavy approach that puts you to sleep.

Author : Elise Gravel
Publisher : Tundra Books
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2014-08-05
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781770496583

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The Rat by Elise Gravel Pdf

One in a series of humorous books about disgusting creatures, The Rat is a look at the black rat. It covers such topics as the rat's long, agile tail (it's good for balancing and picking noses), long teeth (they can chew through anything, including books) and disgusting taste in food (delicious electrical wires in tomato sauce, anyone?). Although silly and off-the-wall, The Rat contains factual information that will both amuse and teach at the same time.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
Page : 275 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2024-05-28
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781302514884

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Author : Angel Devlin
Publisher : Angel Devlin
Page : 587 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2022-02-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Happy Ever After by Angel Devlin Pdf

Writer Angel Devlin brings you books 1-3 of her British small town romance about the Waite brothers as they navigate the choppy waters of love through instalove, slow burn, and second chance romance in one omnibus collection. Welcome to Willowfield. FIX MY HEART Milo Waite is determined to fix her home, and her heart… After Violet Blake buys her nan’s former home, she’s shocked to find it in a state of neglect. Builder Milo makes it his mission to ensure Violet has a safe home to live in. But he has another mission too… to capture her heart. A SECOND SPARK When the light of your life flickers out, can a compassionate electrician reignite the spark? One tragic day brings Becca Staveley to her knees, her beloved husband gone. But her nightmare is just beginning as secrets from his past threaten everything she’s ever known. Closed off from love, Callum Waite feels more comfortable rewiring houses than fixing hearts. But he can’t forget the girl he met years ago, and as Becca slowly begins to heal, the ice around Callum’s heart begins to thaw. ACTING ON LOVE Actor Ezra Waite returns home from New York literally bringing the past back with him. Now he has no choice but to face reality—everything he's been avoiding is right here in front of him. His ex, Lisa McKenzie will have to decide if she should act on love one last time. Or whether it's time to finally draw the curtain on their on again, off again romance. KEYWORDS: Smalltown trilogy, small town, small-town, contemporary, omnibus, collection, complete series, box set, boxset, slow-burn, slow burn, second chance, second-chance romance, alpha male, builders, construction, instalove.

Author : Zhao Feng
Publisher : Devneybooks
Page : 4105 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2024-05-28
Category : Art
ISBN : 9781304487346

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Reborn flowers are few by Zhao Feng Pdf

You put up tiles outside, which is for the sake of beauty and atmosphere, but you still put up such places in the window. Isn't this a' wave' fee? And Qin Tianqi's hands just grabbed the tile, which is really killing me!

Author : William Shakespeare
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 237 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2009-02-01
Category : Drama
ISBN : 9781438092690

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Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare Pdf

Here are the books that help teach Shakespeare plays without the teacher constantly needing to explain and define Elizabethan terms, slang, and other ways of expression that are different from our own. Each play is presented with Shakespeare's original lines on each left-hand page, and a modern, easy-to-understand "translation" on the facing right-hand page. All dramas are complete, with every original Shakespearian line, and a full-length modern rendition of the text. These invaluable teaching-study guides also include: Helpful background information that puts each play in its historical perspective. Discussion questions that teachers can use to spark student class participation, and which students can use as springboards for their own themes and term papers. Fact quizzes, sample examinations, and other features that improve student comprehension of what each play is about.

Author : Bill Reed
Publisher : Reed Independent
Page : 404 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2015-01-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780994239914

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Tasker Tusker Tasker by Bill Reed Pdf

John Tasker is a divided, but enjoined, man. Physically he is running from the law while hunting down his own father, just as his father used to track down the wild tuskers in Sri Lanka. At the same time, mentally, he is tracking down his murderous brother’s enemies, imaginably or not, with a deadly efficiency. Adding to his confusion is how his indolent lawyer’s job in the Attorney-General’s Department has itself suddenly become fraught with danger for his own personal safety. The resultant clash that erupts between his fervently-adopted Australia and his fervently-rejected Sri Lanka isn’t helping the mental chaos he is thrown into on an otherwise perfectly-acceptable day. One trouble is his state of being so enjoined. Through his own mind’s-eye he sees how his own milieu has been drawing him inevitably towards the cliff’s edge. Also through his-and-his-brother’s mind’s-eye he sees too much of the terrorizing worldwide Tamil organizations, and from a close-up much too gory. And through his-and-his-father’s mind’s-eye he sees no good nurture purpose to his existence, except the sighing and dying and the leavings from him. He can see how it’s all so willfully like his father’s wild snared tuskers endeavouring to escape, trying to drag the lines dragging the antler’d sambhur’s skulls through the hopelessly impossible bush. On top of all this, he has the living scaffold of the Sri Lankan Inspector Ekanayake now-and-ever looming over him. The Inspector doesn’t care a hoot about any mind’s-eye or mind’s-eyes, ‘bloody ****ing hell sorry’. He only cares for the hunt’s conclusion, and how John Tasker should know it. What is the Inspector doing in Canberra and asking so many pointed questions? What might he know about the shadowy and murderous Tasker twin brother with, apparently, the justified alias of Tusker? All John Tasker can now see is how his world and the manic world of his fearsome brother are being forced to converge so suddenly and so bizarrely. This is the first title in the ongoing Inspector Ekanayake series.

Author : David Shannon
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2016-09-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781338137781

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Bugs in My Hair! by David Shannon Pdf

Is something bugging you? Bestselling award-winner David Shannon shows the funny side of waging war against -- oh no! -- head lice. This book is guaranteed to make you laugh -- and itch! From the opening picture of a happy, oversized louse appearing with his suitcases, you know these bugs are determined to stay, and Mom is about to go nuts! Nobody talks about them, but they are everywhere. (Some estimate 20 million children a year host them.) Oh the shame and humiliation of having bugs in your hair! But if you go to school, or have play dates, chances are good you might meet them someday. Maybe you already have! Lucky for you, the unwelcome bugs in this story are so funny you will be laughing aloud -- even when Mom attacks them with battle-tested anti-lice weapons.Shannon peppers his hilarious scenes with fun, "nitpicking" facts about these "lousy" critters and pokes fun at common denial: "It's probably ash from that volcano in Pogo Pogo."Soon the party's over -- Bye bye, Little Nasties! Once again Shannon has created a fresh, highly entertaining read-aloud classic that begs to be read again and again.

Author : William Makepeace Thackeray
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 658 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 1872
Category : Electronic
ISBN : UOM:39015063608098

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The Works of William Makepeace Thackeray by William Makepeace Thackeray Pdf