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Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2003-04-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0740732994

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Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables by Bill Amend Pdf

Whether they're starting high school for the first time, devising their own Winter Olympics, or working out ways to foil their parents, the three Fox kids never fail to create pandemonium. Since FoxTrot hit syndication in 1988, the strip has rewarded its millions of faithful readers with daily doses of family fun.Now established as one of America's most popular comic strips, FoxTrot cleverly conveys the identifiably goofy goings-on in this crazy household. At the core of much of the strip's wild humor is whiz kid Jason, age 10, who tortures his parents, Roger and Andy, and two teenage siblings, Peter and Paige, with his computer skills and his pet Iguana, Quincy. One strip in FoxTrot's newest collection, Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables, illustrates the family dynamics especially well: When Peter makes a racy call to girlfriend Denise on his cell phone, he's shocked to find out he's actually dialed his mother. As he enters the living room, Jason not-so-innocently says, "Oh, dear. Did someone reprogram your speed-dial list again?"Day after day, FoxTrot continues to deliver fresh, irreverent, and wacky humor. You're Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables continues the tradition with its look at family life through the eyes of Bill Amend.

Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2003-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0613675924

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Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables by Bill Amend Pdf

For use in schools and libraries only. In another collection from the popular comic strip, the precocious Jason continues his torture of his parents and teen siblings with the help of his computer and pet iguana, Quincy.

Houston, You Have a Problem

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2007-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740763526

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Houston, You Have a Problem by Bill Amend Pdf

Collection of previously published comic strips.

And When She Opened the Closet, All the Clothes Were Polyester

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 170 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2007-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740768385

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And When She Opened the Closet, All the Clothes Were Polyester by Bill Amend Pdf

A new collection of the comic adventures of the Fox family.

Math, Science, and Unix Underpants

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2009-10-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740791406

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Math, Science, and Unix Underpants by Bill Amend Pdf

A collection of math and science cartoons in the FoxTrot series.

Jasotron: 2012

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2012-11-06
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781449423063

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Jasotron: 2012 by Bill Amend Pdf

The twenty-seventh collection of "FoxTrot" comic strips continues to critique society's latest events and obsessions and documents the rivalry between Jason and Paige as well as Roger's efforts to monitor his hairline

Am I a Mutant, Or What!

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2004-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0740741322

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Am I a Mutant, Or What! by Bill Amend Pdf

Realism lends humor and relevance to the story lines enacted by übernerd Jason Fox and his family in the enormously successful syndicated comic strip FoxTrot. Unafraid to tackle timely topics of the day, FoxTrot finds wry humor in such issues as SARS, video game violence, boy bands, Internet music piracy, and a multitude of pop culture themes.In fact, FoxTrot is so inextricably intertwined with pop culture that creator Bill Amend was interviewed in the premiere issue of The Lord of the Rings Fan Club Official Movie Magazine, thanks to a series of strips about Jason's fanatical excitement over the movie trilogy. And not only does FoxTrot incorporate pop culture into its story lines, the strip has actually become a pop culture icon: It has been used as a question on the game show Jeopardy! and as an answer in the New York Times crossword.Am I a Mutant, or What! is the newest FoxTrot collection, featuring strips that ran from late 2002 through mid 2003. Amply documented as a favorite with readers, FoxTrot runs in more than 1,000 newspapers, and previous FoxTrot books have sold more than two million copies.

FoxTrotius Maximus

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2004-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0740746618

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FoxTrotius Maximus by Bill Amend Pdf

Jason Fox rules . . . his computer code, at calc and trig, and in whatever fantasy he happens to be headlining at the moment. Just because the rest of the Fox family-from older brother Peter and sister Paige to parents Roger and Andy-haven't quite accepted his Dominion Over All isn't cause for concern. Math geeks, Jason is convinced, will govern the earth, and he will lead the way. FoxTrotius Maximus: A FoxTrot Treasury, picks up on Jason's megalomania and runs with it . . . and it doesn't stop until readers are out of breath from laughing so hard. FoxTrotius Maximus combines the works Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables, Who's Up for Some Bonding, and Am I a Mutant or What? That means longtime FoxTrot readers and new fans alike are treated to Jason and his friend Marcus's never-ending antics, Andy's ongoing allergy fun, Peter's latest hot haircut, and a host of pop-culture trends and topics including music piracy, video games, and The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Timely, topical, and terribly funny! This latest FoxTrot treasury represents the ninth anthology of Amend's wildly successful comic strip, based upon the cartoonist's 17 previous books and his daily and Sunday syndicated appearances in more than 1,000 newspapers worldwide. FoxTrot truly is one of America's all-time favorite comics, and combined sales of nearly three million copies show that Amend knows how to capture and keep his audience's humor-loving attention. All hail, FoxTrotius Maximus!

Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2005-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740749995

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Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything by Bill Amend Pdf

Meet ten-year-old Lord of the Rings nerd Jason Fox and his high-school freshman sister, Paige. Jason can't believe he and his sister are both vying for front-row seats to the release of the movie. There's no denying that things will never be the same with heartthrob Orlando Bloom's involvement in Jason's favorite series. Don't forget their underachieving older brother, Peter. With three strong adolescent personalities in one household, colorful stuff often hits the fan; dad Roger usually ducks to avoid it, while mom Andy tries to keep it from staining the rug. Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything lampoons memorable moments from 2003 and 2004, such as the East Coast blackout. In the FoxTrot version, an "ink outage" renders several days' strips only partially drawn. "I called Funky Winkerbean. He says the ink's out over the entire grid," Jason reports. In another series of strips, Jason's latest money-making scheme involves creating an animated film to rival the box office blockbusters of Pixar and Dreamworks: "It's the tender story of a leech's search for his missing son. I'm calling it Finding Hemo. The success of FoxTrot has yielded consequences creator Bill Amend may never have imagined. The strip has been used as a question on the game show Jeopardy! and as an answer in the New York Times crossword. It's a fitting irony that FoxTrot has become a fixture of pop culture, the very phenomenon it parodies with such keen wit.

My Hot Dog Went Out, Can I Have Another?

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2005-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740754418

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My Hot Dog Went Out, Can I Have Another? by Bill Amend Pdf

In his 18th collection of the fabulous comic strip, FoxTrot creator Bill Amend delivers a look at teen and family life that is consistently fresh, irreverent, and wacky. The antics of adolescent siblings Jason, Peter, and Paige try parents Roger and Andy but deliver laughs to readers as they're drawn into their chaotic world. The wildly popular and enduring strip has won-and kept-fans nationwide, as they keep coming back for more of the crazy life of the Fox family. Amend keeps his comedy fresh by dipping into the pop culture pool, which never fails to provide plenty of fodder for him to parody brilliantly.

Death By Field Trip

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2001-04-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0740713914

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Death By Field Trip by Bill Amend Pdf

The "FoxTrot" cartoon is famed for truly depicting the nitty-gritty clashes of everyday family life without being too syrupy sweet. From hilarious sibling rivalry to marital fights over golfing habits, "FoxTrot" has amassed an avid following from fans of all ages. This newest collection celebrates the strip's tenth year of syndication.

Jam-Packed FoxTrot

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2006-09
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780740760402

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Jam-Packed FoxTrot by Bill Amend Pdf

More comic adventures of the Fox family.

How Come I'm Always Luigi?

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2006-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740756832

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How Come I'm Always Luigi? by Bill Amend Pdf

Another collection of the comic adventures of the Fox family.

The Best of FoxTrot

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 564 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2010-11-23
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9780740777332

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The Best of FoxTrot by Bill Amend Pdf

A two-volume set containing nearly 1700 "FoxTrot" comic strips hand-selected by the author as the best of the daily adventures of the Fox family. Includes annotations by the author providing insight into individual strips and story lines.

Wrapped-Up FoxTrot

Author : Bill Amend
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2009-05-19
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780740781582

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Wrapped-Up FoxTrot by Bill Amend Pdf

A collection of previously published comic strips.