Zombies And Shit

Author : Carlton Mellick III
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2010-10
Category : Punk culture
ISBN : 1936383195

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Zombies and Shit by Carlton Mellick III Pdf

"Twenty people wake to find themselves in a boraded-up building in the middle of the zombie wasteland. They soon realize they have been chosen as contestants on a popular reality show called Zombie Survival. Each contestant is given a backpack of supplies and a unique weapon. Their goal: be the first to make it through the zombie-plagued city to the pick-up zone alive. But because there's only one seat available on the helicopter, the contestants not only have to fight off the hordes of the living dead, they must also fight each other."--Page 4 of cover.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : John Allen
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2024-06-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Fried Green Zombies by Anonim Pdf

Author : Stephen L. Antczak,James C. Bassett,Martin H. Greenberg
Publisher : Astra Publishing House
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2011-02-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101477212

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Zombiesque by Stephen L. Antczak,James C. Bassett,Martin H. Greenberg Pdf

From a tropical resort where visitors can become temporary zombies, to a newly-made zombie determined to protect those he loves, to a cheerleader who won't let death kick her off the team, to a zombie seeking revenge for the ancestors who died on an African slave ship-- Zombiesque invites readers to take a walk on the undead side in these tales from a zombie's point of view.

Author : Kira Jane Buxton
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2019-08-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781538745816

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Hollow Kingdom by Kira Jane Buxton Pdf

A finalist for the 2020 Thurber Prize for American Humor! "The Secret Life of Pets meets The Walking Dead" in this big-hearted, boundlessly beautiful romp through the Apocalypse, where a foul-mouthed crow is humanity's only chance to survive Seattle's zombie problem (Karen Joy Fowler, PEN/Faulkner Award-winning author). S.T., a domesticated crow, is a bird of simple pleasures: hanging out with his owner Big Jim, trading insults with Seattle's wild crows (i.e. "those idiots"), and enjoying the finest food humankind has to offer: Cheetos ®. But when Big Jim's eyeball falls out of his head, S.T. starts to think something's not quite right. His tried-and-true remedies—from beak-delivered beer to the slobbering affection of Big Jim's loyal but dim-witted dog, Dennis—fail to cure Big Jim's debilitating malady. S.T. is left with no choice but to abandon his old life and venture out into a wild and frightening new world with his trusty steed Dennis, where he suddenly discovers that the neighbors are devouring one other. Local wildlife is abuzz with rumors of Seattle's dangerous new predators. Humanity's extinction has seemingly arrived, and the only one determined to save it is a cowardly crow whose only knowledge of the world comes from TV. What could possibly go wrong? Includes a Reading Group Guide.

Author : Max Brooks
Publisher : Del Rey
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2003-09-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400049622

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The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks Pdf

From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

Author : Diana Rowland
Publisher : Astra Publishing House
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2011-07-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101516591

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My Life as a White Trash Zombie by Diana Rowland Pdf

Horror meets humorous urban fantasy in first book of the White Trash Zombie series • Winner of the 2012 Best Urban Fantasy Protagonist by the RT Awards Angel Crawford is a Loser. Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she's a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who's been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken. That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in a horrible car crash, but she doesn't have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there's a job waiting for her at the county morgue—and that it's an offer she doesn't dare refuse. Before she knows it she's dealing wth a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she's hungriest! Angel's going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn't, she's dead meat. Literally.

Author : Lowell R Torres
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781491703908

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Zombies?! Zombies!! by Lowell R Torres Pdf

Zombies?! Zombies!! is an anthology featuring, you guessed it, zombies. Short stories and poems; comedy, drama, and outright horror. If you or someone you know likes zombies, they will enjoy this book.

Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2011-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781569759677

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That's Not Your Mommy Anymore by Matt Mogk Pdf

A twisted children’s book parody that teaches kids what to do if mommy suddenly joins the legion of the undead. In the ongoing effort to warn an unprepared world of the rising danger from zombie attacks, one vulnerable group has been left out—small children. That's Not Your Mommy Anymore offers social workers, counselors, and educators a helpful new tool to communicate with hard-to-reach at-risk youth. This inviting and entertaining story helps early readers understand for themselves that a mom who has fresh brain casserole in the oven instead of her usual meatloaf is probably not their mommy anymore . . . This utterly twisted and incredibly funny take on the classic children’s book genre tells an entertaining story in rhyming text even as it teaches other telltale signs that mom has been bitten by a zombie! Rabid zombie fans will be highly entertained by this hilarious parody that adult readers are sure to love as much as the real children books they enjoyed as kids. Praise for That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore “Younger kids might be a little frightened by the idea of a formerly loving mother who now wants to dine on human flesh, but older kids and grown ups will get a kick out of this tale.” —GeekDad, Wired.com

Author : Sarah Bale
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 246 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2019-01-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1794569448

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Nikki's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse by Sarah Bale Pdf

When the apocalypse began, the world went to shit. My perfect life crumbled into a million pieces and I was literally left at the altar while my groom joined the Dead. That was the first time I saw HIM. He burst through the double doors, guns blazing, and shot my fiancé right between the eyes. I hated him right away. Things haven't got much better in the last few years. Seems like wherever I go, HE is there, like dog crap on the bottom of my shoe. Sure, he's saved my ass a time or two, but that doesn't mean I like it. Except, I kind of dolike it... and him. When we encounter a new group, ready to take charge, I have to lean on the last person in the world I want to. He's arrogant. He's a dick. He's egotistical. He's kind of sexy. He's Doomsday Dave. And now I have to deal with him and his annoying squad.

Author : Holly Black,Justine Larbalestier
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 432 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2010-09-21
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1442412836

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Zombies vs. Unicorns by Holly Black,Justine Larbalestier Pdf

It’s the epic battle of brains against manes. Which side are you on? It’s a question as old as time itself: which is better, the zombie or the unicorn? This all-original anthology edited by Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) makes strong arguments for both sides in the form of spectacular short stories. Half of the stories portray the strengths—for good and evil—of unicorns, and half show the good (and really, really badass) side of zombies. Contributors include many bestselling authors, including Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfeld, and Margo Lanagan. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?

Author : Camille Picott
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 380 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2016-03-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1530675081

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Undead Ultra by Camille Picott Pdf

Undead: a reanimated corpse with a craving for human flesh. Ultramarathon: any footrace longer than a traditional marathon (26.2 miles). For ultrarunners Kate and Frederico, a typical Saturday morning is spent pounding out a twenty- to thirty-mile "fun run." It's during one of their runs that an insidious illness descends upon northern California, turning humans into flesh-shredding zombies. When Kate receives a desperate call from her son, Carter, she and Frederico flee their hometown and set out to help him. The only problem? Carter attends college over two hundred miles away and the freeways-clogged with car wrecks, zombies, and government blockades-are impassable. Running back roads and railroad tracks becomes their only means of travel, but neither of them has ever run so far before. As pain, injuries, hunger, and fatigue plague them, getting to Carter and staying alive seem impossible. It's either outrun the undead or become one of them, and for Kate, death is not an option.

Author : James W. Murphy
Publisher : I'm Tired of Zombies
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2024-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798869049551

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I'm Tired of Zombies by James W. Murphy Pdf

After several tragic events, the valley residents are left haggard and losing hope. Thanks to the Marines, Jack, Jeff, and Dan, there is a glimmer of expectation. With the arrival of Sheriff Thomas James Gerill, the outlook for the beleaguered valley inhabitants may begin changing as quickly as the season in wonderful, wild, and windy Wyoming. The dangers have increased what with drones flying overhead, threatening to launch missiles at the residents of Centennial Valley without notice. Black-clad hummers and trucks filled with killers are an ever-present danger. Zombies begin acting erratic and unpredictable almost as if controlled somehow. Join the 'new' teams as they fight for survival in an apocalyptic world while waiting for Ruth, now an expectant mother to be, to deliver her child, possibly the first born in a new age.

Author : Nicholas Ryan
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2013-09-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1492741310

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Ground Zero by Nicholas Ryan Pdf

"This is exactly the kind of intelligent, action-packed zombie thriller that fans of DJ Molles and Max Brooks will love!" -ZombieBookBlog Aboard a freighter bound for Baltimore harbor, an Iranian terrorist prepares to unleash an unimaginable horror upon the United States. The 'Wrath' is an undead plague - an infection that consumes its victims with a maddening rage and turns them into mindless blood-thirsty killers. Jack Cutter is just an ordinary guy dealing with a dreadful guilt when the virus tears through his home town. Before it's too late, Cutter will have to find a way to survive, and find a reason fight: HIS REDEMPTION.

Author : Tom Leveen
Publisher : Harry N. Abrams
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2014-08-26
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 1419712284

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Sick by Tom Leveen Pdf

Brian and his friends are not part of the cool crowd. They're the misfits and the troublemakers. So when a deadly virus breaks out, they're the only ones with a chance of surviving. The virus turns Brian's classmates and teachers into bloodthirsty attackers. This event will test everything they thought they knew about themselves and their classmates.

Author : Shannon Mayer
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 328 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2021-06-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798590270088

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Midlife Zombie Hunter by Shannon Mayer Pdf

Book Five in the smash PWF hit! Breena's misadventures continue in this next installment as she faces her fears about kissing the hot guy, dealing with a powerhouse nemesis, and figuring out why everyone in town is acting . . .like zombies. Full Blurb Coming Soon!