301 Best Jokes

Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2019-08-29
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1689297026

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301 Best Jokes by Don Shaw Pdf

Looking for a Fun Gift Idea for a Teenager, an Adult, a Grandma, or a Grandpa? Want to Find an Entertaining Bathroom Reader or a Hilarious Jokes Book for a Long Car Trip? Then Keep Reading ... Everyone loves a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about blondes, the others can spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes, some people are crazy about yo mama or dad jokes, and so on. Thus, none of the jokes books can satisfy everyone. But in this book I combined as many genres of humor as possible to make it a perfect read for many people around the world. This gold mine of funny jokes for adults is suitable for men and women who love to laugh. Some of the topics covered by this book are spicy. You can find the jokes about police, alcohol, drugs, and love affairs. In fact, most of them are about family relationship, work, leisure, friendship, animals, hobbies, and the other aspects of everyday life. In this amazing humor book for adults, you will discover: 301 good jokes for men, women, grandfathers, and grandmothers Jokes suitable for teenagers One-liners, real-life situations, short stories, dialogues, and silly riddles with unexpected answers Clean jokes without the 'F' word and the other bad words Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will be more than happy to get this book as a present for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on. They will gladly read it during the long car, train, or plane trip. This book is also a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get a super funny read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 174 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2019-08-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1688503005

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301 Best Jokes for Kids by Don Shaw Pdf

Looking for the Best Gift Idea for a Little Boy or a Girl? Want to Find a Hilarious Joke Book and Get Hours of Fun for the Whole Family? Then Keep Reading ... Little kids love to ask questions! Why do the cats see in the dark? Why is the sea salty? Why don't elephants use the computer? Some of their questions are fun to answer. The others are plain silly. But it's always important to encourage them to discover new things about the world around us. This treasure hunt of unique jokes for kids is a wonderful choice for children of the age from 5 to 11. Why? Because it includes incredible jokes, which you are not likely to find anywhere else! This gold mine of funny jokes for kids is suitable for preschoolers, elementary school and middle school students and even for their elder siblings who will enjoy this read as well. In this super cool book, your daughters and sons will discover: 301 good clean jokes for kids of all ages Remarkable quotes about humor from famous people like Mark Twain and Charlie Chaplin Jokes on the topics which kids love most of all, e.g., animals, monsters, friends, school, family, holidays, and knock-knock jokes Unlimited opportunities to invent new similar jokes (kids love doing it) 11 helpful tips for the little jokers Jokes fostering children's desire to learn about new things Opportunities to learn what is a chameleon, where do the kangaroos live, what is vitamin C, and where is the Sahara Desert and so much more ... This joke book is exceptional because it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content. Plus, all jokes are appropriate and family-friendly. Large fonts make it easy to digest even for beginning readers. If it's exactly what you've been looking for, you'll be delighted to get this special book for your little jokesters! No doubts, children will love to get it as a present for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, birthday, and so on. They will gladly read it at the backseat during the long car trip. They will share these jokes with their grandmas, grandpas, family members, and friends while developing their public speaking and other social skills! Thus, if you want to surprise a boy or a girl with an extremely funny gift, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452184135

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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes by Thomas Nowak Pdf

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Author : Llewellyn Dowd,Phil McCracken
Publisher : Random House
Page : 578 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2011-10-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781446491485

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Jokes for Blokes by Llewellyn Dowd,Phil McCracken Pdf

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

Author : Douglas Blankenship
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 649 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2012-09-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781477231883

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The Best Jokes I've Heard by Douglas Blankenship Pdf

Imagine these endorsements The joke is on you if you dont buy this book. Jay Leno Blankenship has an uncanny sense of humor that crosses all boundaries of fun. Everyone will laugh hysterically at these jokes. David Letterman There is no doubt that this is the funniest collection of jokes ever - I say ever - compiled. Buy it! Jimmy Kimmel Laughter is a constant vacation. Take the best vacation of your life for less than thirty dollars. Mary Lou Whitty When I read this book, I must have laughed a thousand times. The humor here is global in perspective, and Douglas Blankenship is dead center with this book. It has to be a best seller, no doubt. Mary Lou Cook United States Marines

Author : Scott McNeely
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 348 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2012-01-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452113159

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Ultimate Book of Jokes by Scott McNeely Pdf

Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.

Author : Rob Elliott
Publisher : Baker Books
Page : 126 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2013-06-15
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781441243027

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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) by Rob Elliott Pdf

Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Author : Uncle Amon
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2017-08-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1974697533

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Funny Jokes for Kids by Uncle Amon Pdf

100 Funny Jokes for Kids! Kids love jokes! Keep your children entertained and amused with this funny joke book for kids ages 4-8. There are jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes! Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100 funny jokes for kids Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? A: Lots of very worried dogs! LOL! Q: Why was the principal worried? A: There were too many rulers in school! HAHA! Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This funny joke book is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this hilarious joke book!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Devela Publishing
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 191335766X

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The Big Book of Dad Jokes by Anonim Pdf

Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133

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The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2024-06-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400252244

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The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) by Editors of Cider Mill Press, Pdf

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by Hugh Murmie Pdf

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Author : Hans Warren
Publisher : Terrace Books
Page : 584 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0299209806

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Secretly Inside by Hans Warren Pdf

In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.

Author : Christie Davies
Publisher : Walter de Gruyter
Page : 244 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2012-10-25
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9783110806144

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Jokes and their Relations to Society by Christie Davies Pdf

Author : Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon
Publisher : Rockridge Press
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1641526556

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A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes by Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon Pdf

A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, "Dad, can you please just use a sponge?" Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan--and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (a.k.a. "Dude Dad") offer enough of their top-quality, best-worst puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes: So bad, they're good--Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they're awful. That's what makes them awesome. Keep 'em coming--Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors... Family friendly--These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all--the good, the dad, and the ugly. Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes!